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  • MJDub
    Are you Kidding me??
    • Jun 2004
    • 2765

    Happy Birthday to Me!

    As of two minutes ago, I have 24 hours to get people to do whatever I want for me.
    http://www.myspace.com/mjdubmusic

    You can't have manslaughter without laughter.

    "Son," he said without preamble, "never trust a man who doesn't drink because he's probably a self-righteous sort, a man who thinks he knows right from wrong all the time. Some of them are good men, but in the name of goodness, they cause most of the suffering in the world. They're the judges, the meddlers. And, son, never trust a man who drinks but refuses to get drunk. They're usually afraid of something deep down inside, either that they're a coward or a fool or mean and violent. You can't trust a man who's afraid of himself. But sometimes, son, you can trust a man who occasionally kneels before a toilet. The chances are that he is learning something about humility and his natural human foolishness, about how to survive himself. It's damned hard for a man to take himself too seriously when he's heaving his guts into a dirty toilet bowl."
  • Jibgolly
    Vortexuralizor
    • Jun 2004
    • 20773

    #2
    Re: Happy Birthday to Me!

    how young are you again?

    happy birthday playa. get some female ass and alcohol. the 2 most important food groups.

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    • MJDub
      Are you Kidding me??
      • Jun 2004
      • 2765

      #3
      Re: Happy Birthday to Me!

      Done and Done (I'm full). Although today is the only day I have free to go pay a visit to Satan's asshole (the DMV) early in the morning. The rest of the day will make up for it I'm sure.





      I get ice cream cake!

      http://www.myspace.com/mjdubmusic

      You can't have manslaughter without laughter.

      "Son," he said without preamble, "never trust a man who doesn't drink because he's probably a self-righteous sort, a man who thinks he knows right from wrong all the time. Some of them are good men, but in the name of goodness, they cause most of the suffering in the world. They're the judges, the meddlers. And, son, never trust a man who drinks but refuses to get drunk. They're usually afraid of something deep down inside, either that they're a coward or a fool or mean and violent. You can't trust a man who's afraid of himself. But sometimes, son, you can trust a man who occasionally kneels before a toilet. The chances are that he is learning something about humility and his natural human foolishness, about how to survive himself. It's damned hard for a man to take himself too seriously when he's heaving his guts into a dirty toilet bowl."

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      • Kamal
        Administrator
        • May 2002
        • 28835

        #4
        MJDub - U Legal yet ???

        Did you turn 16 or 17 ? (legal enough to buy liqour fys )

        Anyways Happy Birthday man..... thanks for stickin around MS forever


        www.mjwebhosting.com

        Jib says:
        he isnt worth the water that splashes up into your asshole while you're shitting
        Originally posted by ace_dl
        Guys and Gals, I have to hurry/leaving for short-term vacations.
        I won't be back until next Tuesday, so if Get Carter is the correct answer, I would appreciate of someone else posts a new cap for me

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        • Bryanw24
          Gold Gabber
          • Jun 2004
          • 841

          #5
          Re: MJDub - U Legal yet ???

          Hbd

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          • speciale
            Are you Kidding me??
            • Dec 2005
            • 3728

            #6
            Re: MJDub - U Legal yet ???

            As of two minutes ago, I have 24 hours to get people to do whatever I want for me. 8)
            Originally posted by Miroslav
            It's not like he grabbed his balls and sucked his dick. It's not like he gave the Saudis the original copy of the Constitution to use as toilet paper. It's not like he gave away the secret recipe to the Colonel's chicken. .
            No Soup for You

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            • Kamal
              Administrator
              • May 2002
              • 28835

              #7
              Re: MJDub - U Legal yet ???

              www.mjwebhosting.com

              Jib says:
              he isnt worth the water that splashes up into your asshole while you're shitting
              Originally posted by ace_dl
              Guys and Gals, I have to hurry/leaving for short-term vacations.
              I won't be back until next Tuesday, so if Get Carter is the correct answer, I would appreciate of someone else posts a new cap for me

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              • MJDub
                Are you Kidding me??
                • Jun 2004
                • 2765

                #8
                Re: MJDub - U Legal yet ???

                I'm 18 with a mountain-man beard, so I don't get carded (especially in New Orleans when I lived there). I can star in porn now, too!
                http://www.myspace.com/mjdubmusic

                You can't have manslaughter without laughter.

                "Son," he said without preamble, "never trust a man who doesn't drink because he's probably a self-righteous sort, a man who thinks he knows right from wrong all the time. Some of them are good men, but in the name of goodness, they cause most of the suffering in the world. They're the judges, the meddlers. And, son, never trust a man who drinks but refuses to get drunk. They're usually afraid of something deep down inside, either that they're a coward or a fool or mean and violent. You can't trust a man who's afraid of himself. But sometimes, son, you can trust a man who occasionally kneels before a toilet. The chances are that he is learning something about humility and his natural human foolishness, about how to survive himself. It's damned hard for a man to take himself too seriously when he's heaving his guts into a dirty toilet bowl."

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                • Garrick
                  DUDERZ get a life!!!
                  • Jun 2004
                  • 6764

                  #9
                  Re: MJDub - U Legal yet ???

                  congratulations on the facial hair. happy birthday


                  just curious, is the new woodlands high school open yet?
                  Should I fuck you at that not until the ass, inject then tremendously hard bumschen and to the termination in the eyes yes?

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                  • speciale
                    Are you Kidding me??
                    • Dec 2005
                    • 3728

                    #10
                    Re: MJDub - U Legal yet ???

                    Originally posted by MJDub
                    I can star in porn now, too!

                    Carefull that Beanz doesn't get wind of that
                    Originally posted by Miroslav
                    It's not like he grabbed his balls and sucked his dick. It's not like he gave the Saudis the original copy of the Constitution to use as toilet paper. It's not like he gave away the secret recipe to the Colonel's chicken. .
                    No Soup for You

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                    • Life on Other Planets AKA Johns
                      Are you Kidding me??
                      • Oct 2005
                      • 3087

                      #11
                      Re: MJDub - U Legal yet ???

                      Happy Birthday mate. hope you have a fab day

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                      • peloquin
                        Till I Come!
                        • Jun 2004
                        • 8643

                        #12
                        Re: Happy Birthday to Me!

                        happy bday!

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                        • Dzone
                          Platinum Poster
                          • Jul 2004
                          • 1978

                          #13
                          Re: Happy Birthday to Me!

                          Happy Bday...get wasted
                          ^^What dosen't Kill you make you stronger ^^

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                          • asdf_admin
                            i use to be important
                            • Jun 2004
                            • 12798

                            #14
                            Re: Happy Birthday to Me!

                            Hbd!~
                            dead, yet alive.

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                            • rewing3
                              I really don't care
                              • Jun 2004
                              • 5504

                              #15
                              Re: Happy Birthday to Me!

                              Happy B-day. Enjoy getting wasted. I know I will be the big 29 in 16 more days. Damn that sucks. But at I know I am going to go out a get drunk. That will be some what fun.
                              Common Sense is not Common at all.

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