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  • FM
    Wooooooo!
    • Jun 2004
    • 5361

    The Good, The Bad, & The Ugly....

    1. Good: Your wife is pregnant.
    Bad: It's triplets.
    Ugly: You had a vasectomy 5 years ago.

    2. Good: Your wife is not talking to you.
    Bad: She wants a divorce.
    Ugly: She is a Lawyer.

    3. Good: Your son is finally maturing.
    Bad: He's involved with the woman next door.
    Ugly: So are you.

    4. Good: Your son studies a lot in his room.
    Bad: You find several porn movies hidden there.
    Ugly: You're in them.

    5. Good: Your hubby and you agree, no more kids.
    Bad: You can't find your birth control pills.
    Ugly: Your 13 year old daughter borrowed them.

    6. Good: Your husband understands fashion.
    Bad: He's a cross-dresser.
    Ugly: He looks better than you.

    7. Good: You give the "birds and bees" talk to your daughter.
    Bad: She keeps interrupting.
    Ugly: With corrections.

    8. Good: The postman's early.
    Bad: He's wearing fatigues and carrying a gun.
    Ugly: You gave him nothing for Christmas.

    9. Good: Your son is dating someone new.
    Bad: It's another man.
    Ugly: He's your best friend.

    10. Good: Your daughter got a new job.
    Bad: As a hooker.
    Ugly: Your co-workers are her best clients.
    Way Ugly: She makes more money than you do!
    FM

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  • beto
    Gold Gabber
    • Jun 2004
    • 964

    #2
    Re: The Good, The Bad, & The Ugly....

    Originally posted by FM
    4. Good: Your son studies a lot in his room.
    Bad: You find several porn movies hidden there.
    Ugly: You're in them.


    good ones!

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    • arielus
      He's back, in Pog form
      • Jun 2004
      • 4281

      #3
      good stuff dude
      http://www.myspace.com/hernancattaneo
      http://www.facebook.com/hernancattaneo
      http://www.soundcloud.com/hernancattaneo

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      • Fer_Sancho
        Addiction started
        • Jun 2004
        • 422

        #4
        hehehe, good ones...

        not sure, but i think i saw a spanish version somwhere else some time ago...

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        • Morgan
          Platinum Poster
          • Jun 2004
          • 2234

          #5
          Qwality.
          "Pain is only weakness leaving the body."

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          • rewing3
            I really don't care
            • Jun 2004
            • 5504

            #6
            Funny Shit.
            Common Sense is not Common at all.

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            • DreamGirlie
              Platinum Poster
              • Jun 2004
              • 2137

              #7
              fm- are you goin to infusion tomorrow?
              "Welcome to Hezbollah phone line, for terrorist supplies press 1."

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              • peloquin
                Till I Come!
                • Jun 2004
                • 8643

                #8
                some funny ones there

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                • Garrick
                  DUDERZ get a life!!!
                  • Jun 2004
                  • 6764

                  #9
                  haha, those are funny. thanks for the laugh. :wink:
                  Should I fuck you at that not until the ass, inject then tremendously hard bumschen and to the termination in the eyes yes?

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                  • chato
                    Gold Gabber
                    • Jun 2004
                    • 815

                    #10
                    some good ones! thanks fm
                    ...enjoy every single second

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