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  • krelm
    Addiction started
    • Jun 2004
    • 437

    Even bears know good beer

    Bear guzzles 36 beers, passes out at campground



    "It turns out the bear was a bit of a beer sophisticate. He tried a mass-market Busch beer, but switched to Rainier Beer, a local ale, and stuck with it for his drinking binge."

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  • ian
    Addiction started
    • Jun 2004
    • 289

    #2
    Ha ha ha!!

    Great story!
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    • fumanchu182
      Angantyr The Ruthless
      • Jun 2004
      • 962

      #3
      That is some shit, I wish we had wild animals like that. I could imagine going shot to shot (Jaeger...) with yogi and then getting my eyes clawed out cause I used his mother as a decorative rug.
      The sailors of the United States Navy are among the most disciplined, devoted, and well-trained fighting men the world has ever known. They drink gasoline and piss fire, The spit bullets and shit bombs, and will swim across the ocean with a knife in their teeth just for the chance to carve up those that threaten their homeland.

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      • umlaut
        Getting warmed up
        • Jun 2004
        • 92

        #4
        hahaha ... i can't imagine a bear enjoying a beer. I mean they like honey, how in the world they could enjoy beer. We know all about the effects of beer even before we drink it. amazing drunk beer, haha... a alcoholic bear. gotta love this country
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        • ian
          Addiction started
          • Jun 2004
          • 289

          #5
          Originally posted by umlaut
          I mean they like honey, how in the world they could enjoy beer.
          I Like Honey. And I also like beer.
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          • fumanchu182
            Angantyr The Ruthless
            • Jun 2004
            • 962

            #6
            You know it has gotten bad when the local wild life drinks to forget the horrors that their president has created...
            The sailors of the United States Navy are among the most disciplined, devoted, and well-trained fighting men the world has ever known. They drink gasoline and piss fire, The spit bullets and shit bombs, and will swim across the ocean with a knife in their teeth just for the chance to carve up those that threaten their homeland.

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            • krelm
              Addiction started
              • Jun 2004
              • 437

              #7
              Originally posted by fumanchu182
              You know it has gotten bad when the local wild life drinks to forget the horrors that their president has created...
              Dangit, you are going to get this moved to the political section.
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              • rewing3
                I really don't care
                • Jun 2004
                • 5504

                #8
                THat is a great story. A bear that is an alcoholic. I wonder if they get hangovers.
                Common Sense is not Common at all.

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                • asdf_admin
                  i use to be important
                  • Jun 2004
                  • 12798

                  #9
                  Re:: Even bears know good beer

                  i saw this on the Portland News last night.

                  It was attracted to the grains. lol. It only liked Rainer and killed 36 cans, close to 3 gallons.

                  dead, yet alive.

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                  • peloquin
                    Till I Come!
                    • Jun 2004
                    • 8643

                    #10
                    yay for local northwest beers

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                    • scott carrelli
                      Getting Somewhere
                      • Jun 2004
                      • 185

                      #11
                      Re:: Even bears know good beer

                      Even bears know good beer
                      NO. EVEN BEARS HATE BUSH.

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                      • chloe harris
                        Platinum Poster
                        • Jun 2004
                        • 1021

                        #12
                        Re:: Even bears know good beer

                        its all a bit strange. bears love beer.

                        but rainer beer hasn't been made for years.
                        pillow humping rules.

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                        • asdf_admin
                          i use to be important
                          • Jun 2004
                          • 12798

                          #13
                          it has Chloe. Just in Cali.
                          dead, yet alive.

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                          • krelm
                            Addiction started
                            • Jun 2004
                            • 437

                            #14
                            Re:: Even bears know good beer

                            Originally posted by chlo? harris
                            but rainer beer hasn't been made for years.
                            Uh oh - the plot thickens....
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                            • peloquin
                              Till I Come!
                              • Jun 2004
                              • 8643

                              #15
                              i prefer Rogue ales for local stuff anyhow

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