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  • Kat
    A pretty fn good milkshake
    • Mar 2006
    • 4695

    United States of Stupid Laws

    I couldnt believe my eyes right now reading about some stupid laws existing in the United States!
    For example:

    -Incestous marriages are legal. ALABAMA


    -While it is legal to shoot bears, waking a sleeping bear for the purpose of taking a photograph is prohibited. ALASKA


    -You may not have more than two dildos in a house. ARIZONA


    -It is illegal for men and women over the age of 18 to have less than one missing tooth visible when smiling. ARIZONA


    -Dogs may not bark after 6 PM. ARKANSAS


    -No vehicle without a driver may exceed 60 miles per hour. CALIFORNIA


    -Detonating a nuclear device within the city limits results in a $500 fine. CALIFORNIA


    -Toads may not be licked. CALIFORNIA

    -It is illegal for a man to beat his wife with a strap wider than 2 inches without her consent. CALIFORNIA

    -It is illegal for a secretary to be alone in a room with her boss. CALIFORNIA


    -Persons classified as "ugly" may not walk down any street. CALIFORNIA


    -You may not drive a black car on Sundays. COLORADO

    -In order for a pickle to officially be considered a pickle, it must bounce. CONNECTICUT


    -It is illegal for fire trucks to exceed 25mph, even when going to a fire. CONNECTICUT


    -Penalty for horse theft is death by hanging. FLORIDA


    -It is considered an offense to shower naked. FLORIDA


    -You may not fart in a public place after 6 P.M. on Thursdays. FLORIDA

    -No one may carry an ice cream cone in their back pocket if it is Sunday. GEORGIA


    -You may not fish on a camel's back. IDAHO

    -You must contact the police before entering the city in an automobile. ILLINOIS


    -Law forbids eating in a place that is on fire. ILLINOIS


    -One may not pee in his neighbor's mouth. ILLINOIS


    -Baths may not be taken between the months of October and March. INDIANA


    -A man over the age of 18 may be arrested for statutory rape if the passenger in his car is not wearing her socks and shoes, and is under the age of 17. INDIANA


    -Men are prohibited from standing in a bar. INDIANA

    -A man with a moustache may never kiss a woman in public. IOWA

    -One-armed piano players must perform for free. IOWA

    -If two trains meet on the same track, neither shall proceed until the other has passed. KANSAS


    -It's illegal to fish in the Ohio River in Kentucky without an Indiana Fishing License. KENTUCKY

    -It illegal for a woman to drive a car unless her husband is waving a flag in front of it. LOUISIANA


    -You may not step out of a plane in flight. MAINE


    -It's illegal to take a lion to the movies. MARYLAND

    -No gorilla is allowed in the back seat of any car. MASSACHUSETTS

    -There is a law that makes it legal for a farmer to sleep with his pigs, cows, horses, goats, and chickens. MICHIGAN

    -It is illegal to sleep naked. MINNESOTA


    -It is unlawful to shave in the center of main street. MISSISSIPPI

    -Four women may not rent an apartment together. MISSOURI

    -If a child burps during church, his parent may be arrested. NEBRASKA


    -The penalty for jumping off a building is death. NEW YORK


    -A license must be purchased before hanging clothes on a clothesline. NEW YORK


    -During a concert, it is illegal to eat peanuts and walk backwards on the sidewalks. NEW YORK

    -If a man and a woman who aren't married go to a hotel/motel and register themselves as married then, according to state law, they are legally married. NORTH CAROLINA


    -It's against the law to sing off key. NORTH CAROLINA


    -No one may be arrested on Sunday or on the Fourth of July. OHIO


    -Tattoos are banned. OKLAHOMA


    -Ice cream may not be eaten on Sundays. OREGON


    -You may not catch a fish by any body part except the mouth. PENNSYLVANIA

    -Fireworks stores may not sell fireworks to Pennsylvania residents.


    -It is illegal to challenge someone to a duel, or accept a duel, even it it is never actually fought. Penalty: Imprisonment for one to seven years. RHODE ISLAND

    -It is perfectly legal to beat your wife on the court house steps on Sundays. SOUTH CAROLINA


    -It is illegal to communicate with a woman using obscene messages. SOUTH CAROLINA

    -If there are more than 5 Native Americans on your property you may shoot them. SOUTH DAKOTA


    -It is illegal for a woman to call a man for a date. TENNESSEE


    -A recently passed anticrime law requires criminals to give their victims 24 hours notice, either orally or in writing, and to explain the nature of the crime to be committed. TEXAS


    -The entire Encyclopedia Britannica is banned in Texas because it contains a formula for making beer at home. TEXAS

    -It is illegal not to drink milk. UTAH


    -Citizens must honk their horn while passing other cars. VIRGINIA

    -All lollipops are banned. WASHINGTON


    -It is illegal to snooze on a train. WEST VIRGINIA




    Hope you dont mind a long post but theres so many stupid laws - makes me wonder if US really is a free country but then again every country has some dumb laws ? in England one-night stand is illegal and the fine is 125 pounds!


    Just tell me one thing - if its considered an offence to shower naked in Florida, how do you people take your shower???????


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  • KinKyJ
    Platinum Poser
    • Jun 2004
    • 13438

    #2
    Re: United States of Stupid Laws

    Hahahahaha, this beats the dwarve tossing ban act in Canada big time

    Bill 97 2003
    An Act to ban dwarf tossing
    Her Majesty, by and with the advice and consent of the Legislative Assembly of the Province of Ontario, enacts as follows:
    Dwarf tossing banned
    1. (1) No person shall organize a dwarf tossing event or engage in dwarf tossing.
    Offence
    (2) A person who contravenes subsection (1) is guilty of an offence and on conviction is liable to a fine of not more than $5,000 or to imprisonment for a term of not more than six months, or to both.
    Commencement

    2. This Act comes into force on the day it receives Royal Assent.
    Short title
    3. The short title of this Act is the Dwarf Tossing Ban Act, 2003.

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    • qwerty2222
      Platinum Poster
      • Jun 2004
      • 1615

      #3
      Re: United States of Stupid Laws

      i wonder what these elected politicians were thinking when they made these laws, i assume nothing

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      • Miroslav
        WHOA I can change this!1!
        • Apr 2006
        • 4122

        #4
        Re: United States of Stupid Laws

        Hey, the two dildo issue is a big deal over here, ok???


        ...in all seriousness, these are ancient fragments in some massive law texts that were originally put together in the late 1700s...as you could probably deduce, they have no influence on anyone anymore...even if they are still there in some old books.
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        • Miroslav
          WHOA I can change this!1!
          • Apr 2006
          • 4122

          #5
          Re: United States of Stupid Laws

          ^^^well ok...maybe not the one about detonating a nuclear device. lol
          mixes: www.waxdj.com/miroslav

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          • KinKyJ
            Platinum Poser
            • Jun 2004
            • 13438

            #6
            Re: United States of Stupid Laws

            ^^^or the dildos

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            • Dhar_2
              meat and potatoes
              • Jun 2004
              • 18924

              #7
              Re: United States of Stupid Laws


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              • thesightless
                Someone will marry me. Hell Yeah!
                • Jun 2004
                • 13567

                #8
                Re: United States of Stupid Laws

                Location: Slovenia


                how long has your country been officially recognized? what? going on 15 years now? i was in highschool when they finally got away from yugo.
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                • KinKyJ
                  Platinum Poser
                  • Jun 2004
                  • 13438

                  #9
                  Re: United States of Stupid Laws

                  ^^^your point being?

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                  • thesightless
                    Someone will marry me. Hell Yeah!
                    • Jun 2004
                    • 13567

                    #10
                    Re: United States of Stupid Laws

                    dont trash america. we have nascar and those guys will duel you. we also have texas.
                    your life is an occasion, rise to it.

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                    • KinKyJ
                      Platinum Poser
                      • Jun 2004
                      • 13438

                      #11
                      Re: United States of Stupid Laws

                      Slovenia's got hot wimin. Fuck your Nascar.

                      As for Texas... We've got retards in Belgium as well. Hell, I can spot an entire bus when I look around at my client

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                      • thesightless
                        Someone will marry me. Hell Yeah!
                        • Jun 2004
                        • 13567

                        #12
                        Re: United States of Stupid Laws

                        cue lanccashion in 5....4.....3.....2..... oh wait, its still like 7 am there.
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                        • thesightless
                          Someone will marry me. Hell Yeah!
                          • Jun 2004
                          • 13567

                          #13
                          Re: United States of Stupid Laws

                          my country has a bigger penis than yours.
                          your life is an occasion, rise to it.

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                          • KinKyJ
                            Platinum Poser
                            • Jun 2004
                            • 13438

                            #14
                            Re: United States of Stupid Laws

                            my cuntry doesn't need viagra. ur cuntry does.

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                            • thesightless
                              Someone will marry me. Hell Yeah!
                              • Jun 2004
                              • 13567

                              #15
                              Re: United States of Stupid Laws

                              oh sure, like we dont have any peices o booty.
                              your life is an occasion, rise to it.

                              Join My Chant. new mix. april 09. dirty fuck house.
                              download that. deep shit listed there

                              my dick is its own superhero.

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