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Well, this sucks.
When I woke up this morning, we had 9 planets. Now there are only 8. What a kick in the balls.
What are we going to do when the galactic wars begin, and all of the other solar systems are puffing out their chests about how big they are and how many planets they have? Having Pluto (and those other three minor celestrial bodies that are not planets, either) on our side might come in pretty handy. As it stands, I wouldn't be surprised to see Pluto and its buddies defect and join some other solar system. Would serve us right for our snobbery. It's not like Earth is even all that big as compared to Jupiter, Saturn, and even Uranus.
Also, grade school teachers are going to have to come up with all new pneumonic devices to remember the planets. My Very Energetic Mother Just Served Us Nine Pizzas just went the way of, well, Pluto.
I feel like I've lost a friend.
Jesus H. Christ in a chicken basket.
When I woke up this morning, we had 9 planets. Now there are only 8. What a kick in the balls.
What are we going to do when the galactic wars begin, and all of the other solar systems are puffing out their chests about how big they are and how many planets they have? Having Pluto (and those other three minor celestrial bodies that are not planets, either) on our side might come in pretty handy. As it stands, I wouldn't be surprised to see Pluto and its buddies defect and join some other solar system. Would serve us right for our snobbery. It's not like Earth is even all that big as compared to Jupiter, Saturn, and even Uranus.
Also, grade school teachers are going to have to come up with all new pneumonic devices to remember the planets. My Very Energetic Mother Just Served Us Nine Pizzas just went the way of, well, Pluto.
I feel like I've lost a friend.
Jesus H. Christ in a chicken basket.
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