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  • Kamal
    Administrator
    • May 2002
    • 28835

    Welcome to being an idiot 101



    CHICAGO, Illinois (AP) -- Cook County prosecutors say a 29-year-old man traveling with his mother desperately didn't want her to know he'd packed a sexual aid for their trip to Turkey.

    So he told security it was a bomb, officials said.
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  • KinKyJ
    Platinum Poser
    • Jun 2004
    • 13438

    #2
    Re: Welcome to being an idiot 101

    He didn't say "bomb", he said "it's a bong.... fo mah schlong"

    Btw, taking a penis pump with you when you go on holiday with your mother? Pickle, is that guy related to ya? WoWoWeeWaa!!!

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    • Kat
      A pretty fn good milkshake
      • Mar 2006
      • 4695

      #3
      Re: Welcome to being an idiot 101

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      • speciale
        Are you Kidding me??
        • Dec 2005
        • 3728

        #4
        Re: Welcome to being an idiot 101

        I love stupid people
        Originally posted by Miroslav
        It's not like he grabbed his balls and sucked his dick. It's not like he gave the Saudis the original copy of the Constitution to use as toilet paper. It's not like he gave away the secret recipe to the Colonel's chicken. .
        No Soup for You

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        • geoffgulley
          Platinum Poster
          • Apr 2005
          • 2002

          #5
          Re: Welcome to being an idiot 101

          .. one word: fuckwit.
          "only dead fish swim with the stream..." Malcolm Muggeridge





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          • Weizy
            MCast Resident DJ
            • Jun 2004
            • 3166

            #6
            Re: Welcome to being an idiot 101

            just when i think people can't get any dumber

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            • shosh
              Banned
              • Jun 2004
              • 4668

              #7
              Re: Welcome to being an idiot 101

              Originally posted by KinKyJ
              WoWoWeeWaa!!!
              oh dear

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              • toasty
                Sir Toastiness
                • Jun 2004
                • 6585

                #8
                Re: Welcome to being an idiot 101



                wow. not much more that you can say.

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                • Miroslav
                  WHOA I can change this!1!
                  • Apr 2006
                  • 4122

                  #9
                  Re: Welcome to being an idiot 101

                  I can see where the guy was coming from. After all, he didn't want the whole world to know that he had a sex toy!

                  His punishment should consist of him shackled to some bench in Grant Park for a day while passing people gather around to point and laugh at his dumb ass.
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                  • LV-8
                    Platinum Poster
                    • Jun 2004
                    • 1167

                    #10
                    Re: Welcome to being an idiot 101

                    Usually you hear stories titles "Moron of the Month", he might up for "Moron of the Year'. He's got my vote.

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                    • Miroslav
                      WHOA I can change this!1!
                      • Apr 2006
                      • 4122

                      #11
                      Re: Welcome to being an idiot 101

                      On second thought, maybe he was just proud of it. He really said "my penis pump is the BOMB, yo!"

                      Tragic misunderstanding.
                      mixes: www.waxdj.com/miroslav

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                      • GLD
                        Gold Gabber
                        • Apr 2006
                        • 636

                        #12
                        Re: Welcome to being an idiot 101

                        he just needs some help when it comes to sexy time, so what?

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                        • Miroslav
                          WHOA I can change this!1!
                          • Apr 2006
                          • 4122

                          #13
                          Re: Welcome to being an idiot 101

                          ok the only thing sadder than this event itself is that I'm still spending my time talking about it with friends. On this same general topic, a friend just sent me this link...



                          LOL

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                          • thesightless
                            Someone will marry me. Hell Yeah!
                            • Jun 2004
                            • 13567

                            #14
                            Re: Welcome to being an idiot 101

                            if i were the cop i would have let him go. but only after hitting him 3 times in the head with a nightstick as a ''stupid penalty''.
                            your life is an occasion, rise to it.

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                            • picklemonkey
                              Double hoodie beer monster
                              • Jun 2004
                              • 15373

                              #15
                              Re: Welcome to being an idiot 101

                              nephew.

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