CNN - 02/09/2006: Ballergicum shook up again afer brutal murder.
FUCK!!!! It's going to happen people! I'm gonna send someone to the afterlife!
No seriously, I've been having a cat for three to four years on my appartment. Even though the contract says I can't, the landlord didn't really care. Until the floor above me got taken by a stuck up urban couple... They complained to the landlord about the "smell" even though there wasn't a smell (I clean his litter twice a week).
Result: I got a nice letter from the bailif saying that next monday I'm expected in court. Yeah hahahahaha, that's a good one! Boris (my cat) moved to my parents in the mean time, so I'm going to call the cops to make an official statement "that there is no pet present in the apartment", then I'm probably gonna sew (prolly wrong spelling again) my landlord for making me lose half a day of work and at the same time I'm going to tell him that he'd better find a new tenant for the place cuz I'm moving out in 1.5 month max...
REVENGE MUTHAFUGGAZZZZZZZ!!!
Fugg with the bull, you ride the horns
Nevertheless, I'm kinda happy that neither Erzina nor her friends bought me a gun for my birthday. I probably would've used it on the piece of shit
FUCK!!!! It's going to happen people! I'm gonna send someone to the afterlife!
No seriously, I've been having a cat for three to four years on my appartment. Even though the contract says I can't, the landlord didn't really care. Until the floor above me got taken by a stuck up urban couple... They complained to the landlord about the "smell" even though there wasn't a smell (I clean his litter twice a week).
Result: I got a nice letter from the bailif saying that next monday I'm expected in court. Yeah hahahahaha, that's a good one! Boris (my cat) moved to my parents in the mean time, so I'm going to call the cops to make an official statement "that there is no pet present in the apartment", then I'm probably gonna sew (prolly wrong spelling again) my landlord for making me lose half a day of work and at the same time I'm going to tell him that he'd better find a new tenant for the place cuz I'm moving out in 1.5 month max...
REVENGE MUTHAFUGGAZZZZZZZ!!!
Fugg with the bull, you ride the horns
Nevertheless, I'm kinda happy that neither Erzina nor her friends bought me a gun for my birthday. I probably would've used it on the piece of shit
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