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  • KinKyJ
    Platinum Poser
    • Jun 2004
    • 13438

    You've heard it first on MS!!!!

    CNN - 02/09/2006: Ballergicum shook up again afer brutal murder.

    FUCK!!!! It's going to happen people! I'm gonna send someone to the afterlife!

    No seriously, I've been having a cat for three to four years on my appartment. Even though the contract says I can't, the landlord didn't really care. Until the floor above me got taken by a stuck up urban couple... They complained to the landlord about the "smell" even though there wasn't a smell (I clean his litter twice a week).

    Result: I got a nice letter from the bailif saying that next monday I'm expected in court. Yeah hahahahaha, that's a good one! Boris (my cat) moved to my parents in the mean time, so I'm going to call the cops to make an official statement "that there is no pet present in the apartment", then I'm probably gonna sew (prolly wrong spelling again) my landlord for making me lose half a day of work and at the same time I'm going to tell him that he'd better find a new tenant for the place cuz I'm moving out in 1.5 month max...

    REVENGE MUTHAFUGGAZZZZZZZ!!!

    Fugg with the bull, you ride the horns

    Nevertheless, I'm kinda happy that neither Erzina nor her friends bought me a gun for my birthday. I probably would've used it on the piece of shit
  • Jibgolly
    Vortexuralizor
    • Jun 2004
    • 20773

    #2
    Re: You've heard it first on MS!!!!

    forensic evidence will prove you had a cat in there. dont you watch Court TV ?

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    • KinKyJ
      Platinum Poser
      • Jun 2004
      • 13438

      #3
      Re: You've heard it first on MS!!!!

      Ye well, Judge Judy don't live here hombre, so people don't give a fuck about that anyway. Moreover, "getting rid of the cat" wasn't in the first official complaint, so that piece of shit can suck my dick (if he has the budget to pay for a bj anyway)

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      • Jibgolly
        Vortexuralizor
        • Jun 2004
        • 20773

        #4
        Re: You've heard it first on MS!!!!

        judge judy is the epitomy of white trash america.
        benot the thinker that she is thoust marvle of thee shyst.

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        • KinKyJ
          Platinum Poser
          • Jun 2004
          • 13438

          #5
          Re: You've heard it first on MS!!!!

          the bastard is going to dieeeeeeeeeee anyway. And I'll blame it on pierre smirnoff or my mental condition anywayz

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          • fixxer
            Getting warmed up
            • Mar 2006
            • 81

            #6
            Re: You've heard it first on MS!!!!

            Call CSI Horatio!
            Get your partyhat on!

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            • Zeptonite
              Getting Somewhere
              • Jun 2004
              • 174

              #7
              Re: You've heard it first on MS!!!!

              Who gives a fuck...

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              • thesightless
                Someone will marry me. Hell Yeah!
                • Jun 2004
                • 13567

                #8
                Re: You've heard it first on MS!!!!

                judge judy isnt a judge, she is a mediator you sign contracts with for free small claims court in NYC. please dont judge us by the shit stupid housewives and geriatrics watch. the office just won the emmy.
                your life is an occasion, rise to it.

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                • Lorn
                  Looking for a title!
                  • Sep 2004
                  • 5826

                  #9
                  Re: You've heard it first on MS!!!!

                  Go get em Kinky!

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                  • DreamGirlie
                    Platinum Poster
                    • Jun 2004
                    • 2137

                    #10
                    Re: You've heard it first on MS!!!!

                    kitty boxes should be changed every morning not 2x a week
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                    • KinKyJ
                      Platinum Poser
                      • Jun 2004
                      • 13438

                      #11
                      Re: You've heard it first on MS!!!!

                      Originally posted by DreamGirlie
                      kitty boxes should be changed every morning not 2x a week
                      Not when you use litter with stink neutraliser in a covered kitty box with an odor filter. Yup, cutting edge hardcore pussy technology!

                      Girl, it already takes me two hours and four double espressos to get rid of my morning temper. Changing litter every morning wouldn't serve the general wellbeing of the people I meet before noon I think.

                      Bleh, it's lonely her without my furry partner in crime. I passed by my parents today to see how he was doing and the mofo hissed his ass off at me. He has a pathological fear of being left behind by the people who care for him. Some trauma he got at the shelter where I adopted him I guess. So it's no big surprise that he reacts to me that way now. It just bites that I have to put him through this because of my snotty upstair neighbours and my piece of shit landlord... I hate people who hate animals

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                      • Yao
                        DUDERZ get a life!!!
                        • Jun 2004
                        • 8167

                        #12
                        Re: You've heard it first on MS!!!!

                        me too. They probably hug their tasteless cold crisp whiteJan Des Bouvrie couch every 30 mins - they are the kind of people with a flatscreen plasma TV, expensive furniture (white and chrome), an even more expensive kitchen in which nothing has ever been used 6 months after they've moved into the place since they go out for dinner all the time in order to keep that stainless steel with marble kitchen ultra clean forever.

                        right?
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                        • KinKyJ
                          Platinum Poser
                          • Jun 2004
                          • 13438

                          #13
                          Re: You've heard it first on MS!!!!

                          right!

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                          • Kat
                            A pretty fn good milkshake
                            • Mar 2006
                            • 4695

                            #14
                            Re: You've heard it first on MS!!!!

                            that sucks big time

                            my former mother-in-law didnt like dogs and for that reason alone I couldnt realy respect her
                            people like that usualy lack common sense imo
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