haaaaahaha

[picklemonkey]

http://www.cnn.com/2006/SHOWBIZ/TV/09/07/parishilton/index.html

Mintz said police gave Hilton a Breathalyzer test, and it showed "the very absolute lowest reading you can possibly get to warrant being taken in."

[peloquin]

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funny, but would be funnier if it was serious enough to stick her in jail for a while. that would be a major bonus.

[threehills]

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mug shot photos?

[floridaorange]

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[Kobe]

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this is what happen when you weigh 85lbs and have one drink

BTW, one technically can blow under the legal limit and still get charged with a DUI, that is up to the discression of the officer, you can be intoxicated enough to impare your ability to drive in the judgment of the office even while below the legal limit. It might not stand up in court, but you won't know till your case comes up.

In the case of Ms Hilton, I don't think this will really be a big deal for her. Amazing the things which aren't really a problem when you have a few billion sitting in your bank account.

[cowardly dj]

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this is what happen when you weigh 85lbs and have one drink.

85 lbs she is putting on the weight lately. Really letting herself go these days.

[Lorn]

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I'm sure she offered the officer something other than money.

[peloquin]

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I'm sure she offered the officer something other than money.

free hotel stay? what are you implying?

[Lorn]

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free hotel stay? what are you implying?

haha...good one!

[Lorn]

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"...but officer, all I wanted was an In-N-Out Burger."

[Miroslav]

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To the untrained eye, it just LOOKS like Paris Hilton is getting famous while doing a bunch of obnoxious, retarded shit that makes everyone go "Christ, what a dumb fucking bitch." But it's really all part of her Celebrity Maximization Plan (tm), carefully developed by her hired army of PR people. These young MBAs, complete with price suits and blackberrys, spend their days strategizing Paris's next moves. After her sex video, her reality TV stints, and her attempts at music, her DUI is a logical, important step in optimizing her celebrity value. But there is still much more that her team needs to take care of, including:

her marriage to some dumb rich fuck
her public feud and divorce from that same dumb rich fuck
her spiritual rebirth via some ghey religious crap made up for rich people
her tearful admission of some addiction to pain killers or something
her first stint at some fancy rich people detox clinic
her new foundation to combat some weird-ass enviro thing like Owls with Hangnails

Really, it should be quite fascinating.

[KinKyJ]

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her marriage to some dumb rich fuck
her public feud and divorce from that same dumb rich fuck
her spiritual rebirth via some ghey religious crap made up for rich people
her tearful admission of some addiction to pain killers or something
her first stint at some fancy rich people detox clinic
her new foundation to combat some weird-ass enviro thing like Owls with Hangnails

Really, it should be quite fascinating.

That's sooo like 5mins ago mang, sounds like the life of Madonna, Whitney Houston and Brigitte Bardot rolled into one. Been there, done that, bought the t-shirt...

[palmer]

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ahahhahaha
Punk'd by Banksy and to follow it up a DUI
I thought my life was difficult sometimes

[Miroslav]

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That's sooo like 5mins ago mang, sounds like the life of Madonna, Whitney Houston and Brigitte Bardot rolled into one. Been there, done that, bought the t-shirt...

That's just it... most of these Hollywood-type celebrities are unoriginal douchebags, taking turns doing the same predictable and ridiculous crap...it's pathetic.

[KinKyJ]

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That's just it... most of these Hollywood-type celebrities are unoriginal douchebags, taking turns doing the same predictable and ridiculous crap...it's pathetic.

that wouldn't prevent me to eat peanuts out of Angelina Jolie's ass