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  • KinKyJ
    Platinum Poser
    • Jun 2004
    • 13438

    Hire-A-Hoff

    This guy sent this as a serious email to a PR company in Belfast...
    (I hope it won't inspire MJ to take Rod pics of himself)

    Dear "Stakeholdergroup",

    After having my eyes lasered a month ago I've been mobbed by people in Belfast asking to have their photographs taken with me because I look like David Hasselhoff and I reckon that I could use this unusual talent for PR events.
    I live in East Belfast, so its pretty easy for me to turn up to local events.

    My telephone number is 07866 411 144.

    I have a degree in Business Studies too that specialised in Marketing, so I might be able to help you in other ways.

    Please tell me your thoughts.

    Many thanks,

    Magnus Ramsay








    if you ask me he had better gotten his lip lasered... and a lobotomy to top it off
  • Lorn
    Looking for a title!
    • Sep 2004
    • 5826

    #2
    Re: Hire-A-Hoff

    He is joking, right?

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    • jarble187
      vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv
      • Sep 2004
      • 2047

      #3
      Re: Hire-A-Hoff

      Originally posted by KinKyJ
      Originally posted by Lorn
      He is joking, right?
      Yep Kinky, if he got that freaky lip mole removed, he might be in luck!
      Push the envelope, watch it bend.


      www.kansascitytechno.com


      Wakarusa Dj Winter Classic Mix Submission Feb 2011

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      • geoffgulley
        Platinum Poster
        • Apr 2005
        • 2002

        #4
        Re: Hire-A-Hoff

        hahahhaahhahaaa.... suck that gut in brother!
        "only dead fish swim with the stream..." Malcolm Muggeridge





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        • KinKyJ
          Platinum Poser
          • Jun 2004
          • 13438

          #5
          Re: Hire-A-Hoff

          Originally posted by Lorn
          He is joking, right?
          nope, not at all

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          • Lorn
            Looking for a title!
            • Sep 2004
            • 5826

            #6
            Re: Hire-A-Hoff

            Originally posted by geoffgulley
            hahahhaahhahaaa.... suck that gut in brother!

            I didn't realize he could hold his breath for so long...

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            • KinKyJ
              Platinum Poser
              • Jun 2004
              • 13438

              #7
              Re: Hire-A-Hoff

              LMFAOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

              I just called the number and the fucker answered "Hello, this is Magnus" to which I answered "Oh sorry, I must've gotten the wrong number, I was looking for David."

              Guess the fool is for real

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              • jarble187
                vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv
                • Sep 2004
                • 2047

                #8
                Re: Hire-A-Hoff

                Originally posted by KinKyJ
                LMFAOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

                I just called the number and the fucker answered "Hello, this is Magnus" to which I answered "Oh sorry, I must've gotten the wrong number, I was looking for David."

                Guess the fool is for real

                Push the envelope, watch it bend.


                www.kansascitytechno.com


                Wakarusa Dj Winter Classic Mix Submission Feb 2011

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                • Lorn
                  Looking for a title!
                  • Sep 2004
                  • 5826

                  #9
                  Re: Hire-A-Hoff

                  Originally posted by KinKyJ
                  LMFAOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

                  I just called the number and the fucker answered "Hello, this is Magnus" to which I answered "Oh sorry, I must've gotten the wrong number, I was looking for David."

                  Guess the fool is for real
                  No shit!

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                  • Kat
                    A pretty fn good milkshake
                    • Mar 2006
                    • 4695

                    #10
                    Re: Hire-A-Hoff

                    Originally posted by KinKyJ
                    LMFAOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

                    I just called the number and the fucker answered "Hello, this is Magnus" to which I answered "Oh sorry, I must've gotten the wrong number, I was looking for David."

                    Guess the fool is for real


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                    • tiddles
                      Encryption, Jr.
                      • Jun 2004
                      • 6861

                      #11
                      Re: Hire-A-Hoff

                      you should hire him kinky, just for a day.

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                      • KinKyJ
                        Platinum Poser
                        • Jun 2004
                        • 13438

                        #12
                        Re: Hire-A-Hoff

                        ^^^ and what? let him mow my lawn in a pink tutu?

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                        • tiddles
                          Encryption, Jr.
                          • Jun 2004
                          • 6861

                          #13
                          Re: Hire-A-Hoff

                          yes.
                          i'll put $10 in for that. hoff the renovator

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                          • KinKyJ
                            Platinum Poser
                            • Jun 2004
                            • 13438

                            #14
                            Re: Hire-A-Hoff

                            Hokey tiddles, you've asked for it...

                            Just called him again. Asked him if he was interested in doing a gig abroad, Belgium to be precise. He said he was and asked whether it was for an event or a tv show or something. So I said: "No, I need you to mow my lawn in a pink tutu. Pamela's double is having a sex change at the moment, so he can't come."

                            ... that's when the line went dead.

                            Guess playing Hoff doesn't pay the phone bills

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                            • tiddles
                              Encryption, Jr.
                              • Jun 2004
                              • 6861

                              #15
                              Re: Hire-A-Hoff

                              ahahahah

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