The worlds shortest fairy tale.. .

[1001Noches]

Once upon a time, a girl asked a guy, "Will you marry me?" The guy said, "No" and the girl lived happily ever after... and went shopping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never had to cook, stayed skinny, and was never farted on.

The End

[TomTom]

Re: The worlds shortest fairy tale.. .

If she had no slave (husband), how was she able to keep the house clean and never had to cook?

[thesightless]

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she must have had stock in energizer as well.

[thesightless]

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oh yeah, feminist jokes are about as funny as norm mcdonalds tv show.

[1001Noches]

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oh yeah, feminist jokes are about as funny as norm mcdonalds tv show.

hey there is nothing wrong with stock in energizer.. and also.. come on its cute.. a little bit of balance to the macho feminism thing is not necessarily a bad thing.. i am sure there is another version to this fairy tale on men perspective...its pretty cute

[KinKyJ]

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Once upon a time, a girl asked a guy, "Will you marry me?" The guy said, "No" and the girl lived happily ever after... and went shopping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never had to cook, stayed skinny, and was never farted on.

The End

Pitty she hasn't found out yet that she doesn't know how to read a map, mow a lawn or change a tyre or the batteries of her vibrator...

[KinKyJ]

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feminism thing is not necessarily a bad thing..

True. As long as you swallow and shave.

[1001Noches]

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Pitty she hasn't found out yet that she doesn't know how to read a map, mow a lawn or change a tyre or the batteries of her vibrator...

now thats funny!

[KinKyJ]

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good to see you've got a sense of humor. you've passed the test, congrats

[Kat]

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Well the story is kinda funny but in general I cannot stand feminists usualy bunch of viragos and dykes making a big deal out of usual differencies between men and women - I mean what is the usual thing that happens to a married woman - she gets fat and starts complaining about her husband not looking at her the way he used to - just look at yourself girl - you're twice the size since the day he fell in love with you and you don't do anything to attract him anymore if women cannot understand that men are the most gorgeous beings on the planet than they better STFU!

Anyone who knows me can tell you that feminists really bother me enormusly so my reply to this topic may seem unusual to you but thats just the way I see things.

Anyways its not my day today - its raining and its cold ...

[KinKyJ]

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^^^ +5

[Lorn]

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^^Dito

[picklemonkey]

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Kinky thinks men are the most gorgeous beings on the planet

[Lorn]

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[picklemonkey]

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and Lorn agreed with him