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  • thesightless
    Someone will marry me. Hell Yeah!
    • Jun 2004
    • 13567

    i really cant control myself.

    ok, so i run to the supermarket to grab some food, and while walking through the lot this lady damn near hits me as she is flying into the aisle, and she honks at me....

    whatever....

    i go inside, run, grab some groceries, and head to the beer/snack aisle..... and i see her.

    first, understand she is large, and i mean, she looks like those olympic weightlefters in action, her chin surrounds not only her jaw, but her head and shoulders. easy 250 lbs.... i keep quiet and walk past and she gives the evil eye,,,,,,,, so as i pass her...

    ''maybe you should be skipping this aisle huh boss?"
    and i keep walking.

    she walked to the fruit tables.

    im standing there in the lot and saying to myself, i cant beleive i just said that. but screw her.
    your life is an occasion, rise to it.

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  • alexfish333
    Gold Gabber
    • Jul 2004
    • 966

    #2
    Re: i really cant control myself.

    LOL
    you are a bad person
    but I understand your sentiment
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    • speciale
      Are you Kidding me??
      • Dec 2005
      • 3728

      #3
      Re: i really cant control myself.

      the story would have been funnier if she came over and started shit with you.

      you are in need of anger management son
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      • thesightless
        Someone will marry me. Hell Yeah!
        • Jun 2004
        • 13567

        #4
        Re: i really cant control myself.

        but ask the ppl who know me, outside of alex's nutshot, im usually very peaceful, hippie like. alex deserved what he got and he knows why.
        your life is an occasion, rise to it.

        Join My Chant. new mix. april 09. dirty fuck house.
        download that. deep shit listed there

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        • thesightless
          Someone will marry me. Hell Yeah!
          • Jun 2004
          • 13567

          #5
          Re: i really cant control myself.

          to quote lewis black...

          ''there is no filter between thought and mouth''

          and

          ''the expressions on his face dont match the idea.''
          your life is an occasion, rise to it.

          Join My Chant. new mix. april 09. dirty fuck house.
          download that. deep shit listed there

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          • chanty
            John, John, where art thou!
            • Jun 2004
            • 4622

            #6
            Re: i really cant control myself.

            You're a very bad boy sightless
            Awww...I didn't mean A holes, as in "A holes"...I meant it like, as in, my friends....

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            • thesightless
              Someone will marry me. Hell Yeah!
              • Jun 2004
              • 13567

              #7
              Re: i really cant control myself.

              chanty, we partied, i was damn well behaved that night, i hung out up top with newland and diggers, while you cats, especially your friend and al's friend ,....well there was the misbehaving....
              your life is an occasion, rise to it.

              Join My Chant. new mix. april 09. dirty fuck house.
              download that. deep shit listed there

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              • Lrn
                Are you Kidding me??
                • Jan 2005
                • 3233

                #8
                Re: i really cant control myself.

                are all nyers that abrasive, i need to go there

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                • Lorn
                  Looking for a title!
                  • Sep 2004
                  • 5826

                  #9
                  Re: i really cant control myself.

                  Truly a man with balls....lol

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                  • Jibgolly
                    Vortexuralizor
                    • Jun 2004
                    • 20773

                    #10
                    Re: i really cant control myself.

                    thats hilarious sean, only wish i could have seen her reaction.

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                    • clintlove
                      Hey girl, ya Hungry?
                      • Jun 2004
                      • 3264

                      #11
                      Re: i really cant control myself.

                      Don't feel bad at all man, it's really kinda funny. She'll probably still drive like a bat out of hell, but that bitch will think twice about walking down the snack isle again. Total burn!

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                      • KinKyJ
                        Platinum Poser
                        • Jun 2004
                        • 13438

                        #12
                        Re: i really cant control myself.

                        Originally posted by clintlove
                        Don't feel bad at all man, it's really kinda funny. She'll probably still drive like a bat out of hell, but that bitch will think twice about walking down the snack isle again. Total burn!
                        Like you care if someone gives you a comment like that when you weigh 250 lbs

                        Burger ho'

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                        • Dhar_2
                          meat and potatoes
                          • Jun 2004
                          • 18917

                          #13
                          Re: i really cant control myself.

                          Originally posted by Lorn
                          Truly a man with balls....lol
                          questionable

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                          • KinKyJ
                            Platinum Poser
                            • Jun 2004
                            • 13438

                            #14
                            Re: i really cant control myself.

                            Originally posted by Dhar_2
                            questionable
                            he was talking about bertha, not sean

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                            • shan
                              Platinum Poster
                              • Jun 2004
                              • 1187

                              #15
                              Re: i really cant control myself.

                              Originally posted by thesightless
                              ok, so i run to the supermarket to grab some food, and while walking through the lot this lady damn near hits me as she is flying into the aisle, and she honks at me....

                              whatever....

                              i go inside, run, grab some groceries, and head to the beer/snack aisle..... and i see her.

                              first, understand she is large, and i mean, she looks like those olympic weightlefters in action, her chin surrounds not only her jaw, but her head and shoulders. easy 250 lbs.... i keep quiet and walk past and she gives the evil eye,,,,,,,, so as i pass her...

                              ''maybe you should be skipping this aisle huh boss?"
                              and i keep walking.

                              she walked to the fruit tables.

                              im standing there in the lot and saying to myself, i cant beleive i just said that. but screw her.

                              lovely I bet you felt better after that

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