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  • toasty
    Sir Toastiness
    • Jun 2004
    • 6585

    Speaking Mexican

    Just returned from the Playa del Carmen region of Mexico -- my wife and I went down to celebrate our first anniversary. Anyway, we stumbled upon a couple of other people from St. Louis while we were there (which was ironic because there were only a handful of Americans in the whole resort) -- a mother and daughter team that exemplified the term "ugly Americans."

    The mom, in particular, was tan in the way I've never seen before with skin texture closely resembling a baseball glove. Her voice sounded like that of Burgess Meredith in his role as The Penguin in the old Batman show. We were talking with them after they returned from a shopping trip in Playa del Carmen, when she unfurled this absurd complaint:

    "All of these people kept coming up to us and speaking to us in Mexican. I was like, 'Why are you talking to me in that language?' [insert 3 Penguin-like sounds here]."

    I shuddered, not just at the fact that she evidently believes that there is a language called Mexican, but that she was annoyed that someone would have the audacity to address her in "Mexican" -- IN MEXICO.

    Know why people addressed you in Spanish? How about because you're in a Spanish-speaking country?

    And of course, these kncukleheads are always the ones that are most vocal about being Americans when they're abroad. I'd like to add this story to the "Why people hate Americans" discussion that was going on some time ago.
  • thesightless
    Someone will marry me. Hell Yeah!
    • Jun 2004
    • 13567

    #2
    Re: Speaking Mexican

    lmao.
    your life is an occasion, rise to it.

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    • Lrn
      Are you Kidding me??
      • Jan 2005
      • 3233

      #3
      Re: Speaking Mexican

      my friend says speaking mexican as a joke, i forget that people in the country acctully say that

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      • Lorn
        Looking for a title!
        • Sep 2004
        • 5826

        #4
        Re: Speaking Mexican

        Congrats on your one year anniversary dude...cheers to many more years for you both.

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        • Troklo
          Platinum Poster
          • Jun 2004
          • 2012

          #5
          Re: Speaking Mexican

          Now post some pics of your trip!!
          Quiero brincar al agua para caer al cielo

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          • Lorn
            Looking for a title!
            • Sep 2004
            • 5826

            #6
            Re: Speaking Mexican

            Originally posted by Troklo
            Now post some pics of your trip!!
            Yea...pics!

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            • asdf_admin
              i use to be important
              • Jun 2004
              • 12798

              #7
              Re: Speaking Mexican

              Toasty. I have seen this plenty of times, it is so ugly, such a disresepct to culture and land. You wonder why so many other people have such a high disrespect for "our" people.
              dead, yet alive.

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              • thesightless
                Someone will marry me. Hell Yeah!
                • Jun 2004
                • 13567

                #8
                Re: Speaking Mexican

                along these lines, my college roomie was of portuguese descent. and from time to time when we were all hammed up, he would drop portuguese into sections of his sentences and people would just kinda be like ''huh'', but he would continue the sentences along with english. it was hilarious when someone on shrooms or E would come up to our place for a party and he would literally fuck with people for hours on end without chinging his face as if he werent doing it.
                your life is an occasion, rise to it.

                Join My Chant. new mix. april 09. dirty fuck house.
                download that. deep shit listed there

                my dick is its own superhero.

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                • Jenks
                  I'm kind of a big deal.
                  • Jun 2004
                  • 10250

                  #9
                  Re: Speaking Mexican

                  Ya shooda barrrked at her like a pirate, YARRRR!!!

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                  • Jenks
                    I'm kind of a big deal.
                    • Jun 2004
                    • 10250

                    #10
                    Re: Speaking Mexican

                    When Christy and i were in Rivera Maya for our wedding, we were sitting at the pool bar and an American woman and her daughter swam up and took a seat. They didn't look like the couple you encountered toasty, they were both actually very good looking, which is probably why the bartender didn't roll his eyes every time the mother spoke. She spoke to the mexican bartenter like he was 12, slowing her speech, nodding her head with each word, and adding "o" to the end of american words, because of course, that's exactly how you speako el spanisho.

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                    • peloquin
                      Till I Come!
                      • Jun 2004
                      • 8643

                      #11
                      Re: Speaking Mexican

                      Originally posted by Jenks
                      When Christy and i were in Rivera Maya for our wedding, we were sitting at the pool bar and an American woman and her daughter swam up and took a seat. They didn't look like the couple you encountered toasty, they were both actually very good looking, which is probably why the bartender didn't roll his eyes every time the mother spoke. She spoke to the mexican bartenter like he was 12, slowing her speech, nodding her head with each word, and adding "o" to the end of american words, because of course, that's exactly how you speako el spanisho.
                      not spanisho, mexicano

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                      • asdf_admin
                        i use to be important
                        • Jun 2004
                        • 12798

                        #12
                        Re: Speaking Mexican

                        When Christy and i were in Rivera Maya for our wedding, we were sitting at the pool bar and an American woman and her daughter swam up and took a seat. They didn't look like the couple you encountered toasty, they were both actually very good looking, which is probably why the bartender didn't roll his eyes every time the mother spoke. She spoke to the mexican bartenter like he was 12, slowing her speech, nodding her head with each word, and adding "o" to the end of american words, because of course, that's exactly how you speako el spanisho.
                        idiots. haha.
                        dead, yet alive.

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                        • Lorn
                          Looking for a title!
                          • Sep 2004
                          • 5826

                          #13
                          Re: Speaking Mexican

                          Originally posted by Jenks
                          When Christy and i were in Rivera Maya for our wedding, we were sitting at the pool bar and an American woman and her daughter swam up and took a seat. They didn't look like the couple you encountered toasty, they were both actually very good looking, which is probably why the bartender didn't roll his eyes every time the mother spoke. She spoke to the mexican bartenter like he was 12, slowing her speech, nodding her head with each word, and adding "o" to the end of american words, because of course, that's exactly how you speako el spanisho.
                          Classico biatcho's.

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                          • Huggie Smiles
                            Anyone have Styx livesets?
                            • Jun 2004
                            • 11836

                            #14
                            Re: Speaking Mexican

                            ya get some some goodo weedo down in mexico-o eh?!
                            ....Freak in the morning, Freak in the evening, aint no other Freak like me thats breathing....




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                            • thesightless
                              Someone will marry me. Hell Yeah!
                              • Jun 2004
                              • 13567

                              #15
                              Re: Speaking Mexican

                              it really is amazing that the lack of intellect between the coasts shows its head every time you encounter a yokel.

                              ''hows is living wit dem dere niggers and jews up in the city, we gots mexicans but they work hard.''
                              your life is an occasion, rise to it.

                              Join My Chant. new mix. april 09. dirty fuck house.
                              download that. deep shit listed there

                              my dick is its own superhero.

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