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  • Dhar_2
    meat and potatoes
    • Jun 2004
    • 18917

    The Anti Beanz Site



    It is a problem she has found even on a conservative campus in Salt Lake City, Utah. She says girls there all want to be virgins and they think it is not real sex.

    get drunk and let strangers fuck them up the ass on weekends

  • KinKyJ
    Platinum Poser
    • Jun 2004
    • 13438

    #2
    Re: The Anti Beanz Site

    Wait until I get over there, get my dick out and start playing pool with it. Party trick which has always gotten me laid in the past. Should score for sure. Even on them mor(m)on chicks

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    • jarble187
      vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv
      • Sep 2004
      • 2047

      #3
      Re: The Anti Beanz Site

      Push the envelope, watch it bend.


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      • Lorn
        Looking for a title!
        • Sep 2004
        • 5826

        #4
        Re: The Anti Beanz Site

        Some of the comments are hilarious.

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        • picklemonkey
          Double hoodie beer monster
          • Jun 2004
          • 15373

          #5
          Re: The Anti Beanz Site

          they want to have sex, but they want to be virgins? that's retarded. funny that they don't realize that they're bigger whores now than they'd be just taking it in the vag

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          • GLD
            Gold Gabber
            • Apr 2006
            • 636

            #6
            Re: The Anti Beanz Site

            Originally posted by KinKyJ
            Wait until I get over there, get my dick out and start playing pool with it. Party trick which has always gotten me laid in the past. Should score for sure. Even on them mor(m)on chicks
            shlong seems to crawl out of my pants at partys now more than ever, what is it with this urge to get undressed when you're boozed up and have a good time at a house party?

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            • KinKyJ
              Platinum Poser
              • Jun 2004
              • 13438

              #7
              Re: The Anti Beanz Site

              Originally posted by GLD
              shlong seems to crawl out of my pants at partys now more than ever, what is it with this urge to get undressed when you're boozed up and have a good time at a house party?
              only when you're boozed up at a house party? if I got a nivkle every time the bus driver told me to get my clothes back on, I would be kickin it in the caribbean by now

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              • GLD
                Gold Gabber
                • Apr 2006
                • 636

                #8
                Re: The Anti Beanz Site

                like: "man, a simple good morning does the trick, no need for the one-eyed snake in me face".

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                • sammwalk
                  Gold Gabber
                  • Jun 2004
                  • 769

                  #9
                  Re: The Anti Beanz Site

                  impossible scenario. girl wants to stay virgin, so she goes straight to the A? never heard of such nonsense.

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                  • Yao
                    DUDERZ get a life!!!
                    • Jun 2004
                    • 8167

                    #10
                    Re: The Anti Beanz Site

                    Happens a lot in Islamic countries: ass-effin to stay a 'virgin'...it's about not rupturing that membrane, which is even hand-checked in some regions.
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                    • KinKyJ
                      Platinum Poser
                      • Jun 2004
                      • 13438

                      #11
                      Re: The Anti Beanz Site

                      Originally posted by Yao
                      Happens a lot in Islamic countries: ass-effin to stay a 'virgin'...it's about not rupturing that membrane, which is even hand-checked in some regions.
                      whereas buttzekz is considered a sin by the Qur'an, but ye, the flesh is weak and the sphyncter tight...

                      Oh btw, let me enlighten you: it's not a membrane, it's in fact a ring.

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                      • Yao
                        DUDERZ get a life!!!
                        • Jun 2004
                        • 8167

                        #12
                        Re: The Anti Beanz Site

                        lol, yea you're actually right....it depends though: most girls have that ring, but i have heard of cases in which it really was a membrane.

                        "PUSH! PUSH!!!"

                        I love that word....sphyncter. Whoever made it up is DA MAN
                        Blowkick visual & graphic design - No Civilization. Now With Broadband.

                        There are but three true sports -- bullfighting, mountain climbing, and motor-racing. The rest are merely games. -Hemingway

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                        • smokey
                          Getting warmed up
                          • Jun 2004
                          • 55

                          #13
                          Re: The Anti Beanz Site

                          a membranous fold of tissue that partly or completely occludes the external vaginal orifice.
                          actually, there are diferente types of membranes.

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                          • KinKyJ
                            Platinum Poser
                            • Jun 2004
                            • 13438

                            #14
                            Re: The Anti Beanz Site

                            ^^^thank you so much for sharing that with us. my morning coffee just started tasting like a yeast infection.

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                            • Dhar_2
                              meat and potatoes
                              • Jun 2004
                              • 18917

                              #15
                              Re: The Anti Beanz Site

                              maybe you should change your coffee brand!

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