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AndyH

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Good Joke

September 20, 2006, 06:48:25 AM

bloke says to his wife: Come on, you me and the dog are going fishing

Wife: Oh no not again, do i have to?

Bloke: yes, come on, get your stuff, we are going v soon

Wife: Please, I really dont want to go, why dont u just go with the dog

Bloke: OK, if u really dont want to go then u can either give me a bj or take it up the arse

Wife:, erm, ok, i will give u a bj

Bloke gets his cock out and she gets down to it, then suddenly stops

Wife: urgh, thats disgusting, your c0ck tastes like sh1t

Bloke: Oh yeah, sorry about that, the dog didnt want to go either!!!!!!!!

[quote=lilsensa '] 'Who wants to sample size my ball sack?'
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KinKyJ

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September 20, 2006, 07:01:44 AM

Re: Good Joke

LMAO! Good one
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speciale

Are you Kidding me??

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September 20, 2006, 07:56:56 AM

Re: Good Joke

Originally posted by Miroslav

It's not like he grabbed his balls and sucked his dick. It's not like he gave the Saudis the original copy of the Constitution to use as toilet paper. It's not like he gave away the secret recipe to the Colonel's chicken. .

No Soup for You
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fletcher

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September 20, 2006, 08:22:33 AM

Re: Good Joke

haha, good one

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Kamal

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September 20, 2006, 08:28:26 AM

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www.mjwebhosting.com

Jib says:
he isnt worth the water that splashes up into your asshole while you're shitting

Originally posted by ace_dl

Guys and Gals, I have to hurry/leaving for short-term vacations.
I won't be back until next Tuesday, so if Get Carter is the correct answer, I would appreciate of someone else posts a new cap for me
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Kat

A pretty fn good milkshake

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September 20, 2006, 09:14:05 AM

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Music is essential for the expression of non material ideals and energies. Music colors our surroundings with emanations from the highest vibrational fields. It allows us to escape all limitations in our thinking and very existence.
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Lorn

Looking for a title!

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#7

September 20, 2006, 09:54:32 AM

Re: Good Joke

Gross...

but made me laugh.
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peloquin

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September 20, 2006, 09:59:10 AM

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J-Shock

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September 20, 2006, 10:10:21 AM

Re: Good Joke

Peace
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zeronineteen

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September 20, 2006, 04:39:52 PM

Re: Good Joke

Before you can see the light, you have to deal with the darkness.
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