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  • peloquin
    Till I Come!
    • Jun 2004
    • 8643

    Man Bites Panda



    "
    BEIJING (AP) -- A drunken Chinese migrant worker jumped into a panda enclosure at the Beijing Zoo, was bitten by the bear and retaliated by chomping down on the animal's back, state media said Wednesday.
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    article here
  • speciale
    Are you Kidding me??
    • Dec 2005
    • 3728

    #2
    Re: Man Bites Panda

    too bad the panda didn't kill him it would have been one less idiot in the world
    Originally posted by Miroslav
    It's not like he grabbed his balls and sucked his dick. It's not like he gave the Saudis the original copy of the Constitution to use as toilet paper. It's not like he gave away the secret recipe to the Colonel's chicken. .
    No Soup for You

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    • tiddles
      Encryption, Jr.
      • Jun 2004
      • 6861

      #3
      Re: Man Bites Panda

      saw in another article he drank all of 4 beers. fucking lightweights

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      • Lorn
        Looking for a title!
        • Sep 2004
        • 5826

        #4
        Re: Man Bites Panda

        Originally posted by tiddles
        saw in another article he drank all of 4 beers. fucking lightweights


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        • tiddles
          Encryption, Jr.
          • Jun 2004
          • 6861

          #5
          Re: Man Bites Panda

          BBC, News, BBC News, news online, world, uk, international, foreign, british, online, service

          "Zhang Xinyan, 35, had drunk four draught beers..."The seven-hour train ride was exhausting, and I drank bottles of beer when I arrived then had a nap," he added."
          lol!

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          • KinKyJ
            Platinum Poser
            • Jun 2004
            • 13438

            #6
            Re: Man Bites Panda

            small dicks, no body hair and not even the stomache to drink... they're soooo un-belgian

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            • Lorn
              Looking for a title!
              • Sep 2004
              • 5826

              #7
              Re: Man Bites Panda

              ...but there are lots more of them then you...

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              • DancingQueen
                AVB FanClub | President
                • Oct 2005
                • 4061

                #8
                Re: Man Bites Panda

                lol what an idiot....they'd better not do anything to the panda for that mans stupidity
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                • geoffgulley
                  Platinum Poster
                  • Apr 2005
                  • 2002

                  #9
                  Re: Man Bites Panda

                  everytime i think of the stupid things i've done i read a story like this and realize that technically, on the sliding scale of stupidity, i haven't done anything at all...
                  "only dead fish swim with the stream..." Malcolm Muggeridge





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                  • KinKyJ
                    Platinum Poser
                    • Jun 2004
                    • 13438

                    #10
                    Re: Man Bites Panda

                    Originally posted by Lorn
                    ...but there are lots more of them then you...
                    class not mass baby

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                    • Dhar_2
                      meat and potatoes
                      • Jun 2004
                      • 18923

                      #11
                      Re: Man Bites Panda

                      Originally posted by KinKyJ
                      ass not class baby

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                      • Lrn
                        Are you Kidding me??
                        • Jan 2005
                        • 3233

                        #12
                        Re: Man Bites Panda

                        Originally posted by KinKyJ
                        class not mass baby

                        fucking euros

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                        • GaryBusey
                          Fresh Peossy
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 5

                          #13
                          Re: Man Bites Panda

                          i bit a panda once

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