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  • speciale
    Are you Kidding me??
    • Dec 2005
    • 3728

    Golf

    How many of you play?
    How often and what is your handicap?


    I try to play 3 times a week with longer summer days. Right now, I am about a 8-10 handicap.
    Originally posted by Miroslav
    It's not like he grabbed his balls and sucked his dick. It's not like he gave the Saudis the original copy of the Constitution to use as toilet paper. It's not like he gave away the secret recipe to the Colonel's chicken. .
    No Soup for You
  • thesightless
    Someone will marry me. Hell Yeah!
    • Jun 2004
    • 13567

    #2
    Re: Golf

    i worked as assistant to the director of golf at the town of oyster bay GC for years. i used to play all the time with about a 16 HC, but now, i dont even think i could play the game. i dont like it, and prefer tennis and baseball for excercise. its tough up here, the season is short and any decent course in NY is over 50 bucks to play a round on.

    i played shinnecock in mid june though, dont ask.
    your life is an occasion, rise to it.

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    • Garrick
      DUDERZ get a life!!!
      • Jun 2004
      • 6764

      #3
      Re: Golf

      i usually play 2-3 times a month when it is warm. i have about a +15 HC. very improved from last year's +22 HC. next year, i'll be a +8 if i keep up the pace and after that, its the PGA tour.
      Should I fuck you at that not until the ass, inject then tremendously hard bumschen and to the termination in the eyes yes?

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      • speciale
        Are you Kidding me??
        • Dec 2005
        • 3728

        #4
        Re: Golf

        Originally posted by Garrick
        i usually play 2-3 times a month when it is warm. i have about a +15 HC. very improved from last year's +22 HC. next year, i'll be a +8 if i keep up the pace and after that, its the PGA tour.
        You planning to caddy in the pga?
        Originally posted by Miroslav
        It's not like he grabbed his balls and sucked his dick. It's not like he gave the Saudis the original copy of the Constitution to use as toilet paper. It's not like he gave away the secret recipe to the Colonel's chicken. .
        No Soup for You

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        • geoffgulley
          Platinum Poster
          • Apr 2005
          • 2002

          #5
          Re: Golf

          yes and my cap is probably close to 15 now as i haven't picked up the sticks all summer...

          see also:
          went out and played 18 in the 99 degree heat last sunday. it was pretty miserable, but was one highlight i have to share. i made the turn and teed up at hole 10, a 530 yard par 5. I crushed my drive about 330 yards smack down the middle of the fairway. I elected to hit my 5 wood from there and landed that fucker within 3
          "only dead fish swim with the stream..." Malcolm Muggeridge





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          • Lorn
            Looking for a title!
            • Sep 2004
            • 5826

            #6
            Re: Golf

            I play once a week. +7 HC.

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            • Garrick
              DUDERZ get a life!!!
              • Jun 2004
              • 6764

              #7
              Re: Golf

              ^ thats where i'll be next summer.

              @ spec - i'll let you caddy for me!
              Should I fuck you at that not until the ass, inject then tremendously hard bumschen and to the termination in the eyes yes?

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              • Lorn
                Looking for a title!
                • Sep 2004
                • 5826

                #8
                Re: Golf

                Originally posted by Garrick
                ^ thats where i'll be next summer.

                @ spec - i'll let you caddy for me!
                You go get em Tiger!

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                • Kobe
                  I wish I had an interesting User title
                  • Jun 2004
                  • 2589

                  #9
                  Re: Golf

                  Ugh, golf. Don't talk to me about golf right now. Unrewarding bitch of a sport she is.

                  Sean- the Oyster Bay course is pretty damn good for a muni.
                  Beats are my crack.

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                  • Lorn
                    Looking for a title!
                    • Sep 2004
                    • 5826

                    #10
                    Re: Golf

                    Originally posted by Kobe
                    Ugh, golf. Don't talk to me about golf right now. Unrewarding bitch of a sport she is.

                    Sean- the Oyster Bay course is pretty damn good for a muni.
                    You've got to appreciate the bitch for what she is...a mind numbing, screw you always, agonizingly obvious get rich quick scheme.

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                    • Kobe
                      I wish I had an interesting User title
                      • Jun 2004
                      • 2589

                      #11
                      Re: Golf

                      whore, imo

                      PS- I'm off to go tee it up
                      Beats are my crack.

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                      • Lorn
                        Looking for a title!
                        • Sep 2004
                        • 5826

                        #12
                        Re: Golf

                        It keeps calling you back.

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                        • speciale
                          Are you Kidding me??
                          • Dec 2005
                          • 3728

                          #13
                          Re: Golf

                          I played on Sat and shot a 79

                          I did use one mulligan though
                          Originally posted by Miroslav
                          It's not like he grabbed his balls and sucked his dick. It's not like he gave the Saudis the original copy of the Constitution to use as toilet paper. It's not like he gave away the secret recipe to the Colonel's chicken. .
                          No Soup for You

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                          • Lorn
                            Looking for a title!
                            • Sep 2004
                            • 5826

                            #14
                            Re: Golf

                            Originally posted by speciale
                            I played on Sat and shot a 79

                            I did use one mulligan though
                            Mulligan? ahem...

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                            • Kobe
                              I wish I had an interesting User title
                              • Jun 2004
                              • 2589

                              #15
                              Re: Golf

                              Originally posted by speciale
                              I played on Sat and shot a 79

                              I did use one mulligan though
                              How did you shoot on the back 9?
                              Beats are my crack.

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