picklemonkey?

[picklemonkey]

hot off the press. this dude thinks I'm his girlfriend or some bullshit

[18:43] Yolewayne: hey
[18:43] thepicklemonkey: whatup
[18:44] Yolewayne: nothin much, you
[18:44] thepicklemonkey: just jumping on slsk to do a search
[18:45] Yolewayne: THATS COOL, im srry about today and stuff
[18:45] thepicklemonkey: ?
[18:45] Yolewayne: i'm srry if i've been a jerk to you or anything
[18:46] thepicklemonkey: who is this
[18:46] thepicklemonkey: lol
[18:46] Yolewayne: andi
[18:46] Yolewayne: why do you say that
[18:46] thepicklemonkey: Andi?
[18:46] Yolewayne: lauren?
[18:47] thepicklemonkey: yes?
[18:47] thepicklemonkey: im playing!
[18:47] thepicklemonkey: gosh
[18:47] Yolewayne: lol okay
[18:48] thepicklemonkey: its ok
[18:48] thepicklemonkey: i didnt take it personaly
[18:48] Yolewayne: what do you mean
[18:49] thepicklemonkey: Yolewayne: i'm srry if i've been a jerk to you or anything
[18:49] Yolewayne: i don't get it but okay
[18:49] thepicklemonkey: lol
[18:49] thepicklemonkey: :P
[18:49] Yolewayne: okay
[18:49] Yolewayne: ???
[18:50] thepicklemonkey: are you ok???
[18:51] Yolewayne: yeah why
[18:51] thepicklemonkey: your acting weird
[18:51] Yolewayne: im really confused cause i dont know when your joking right now
[18:51] Yolewayne: lol
[18:51] thepicklemonkey: im sorry. i'll stop. whats up?
[18:52] Yolewayne: you dont have too but i was just saying.... nothin you
[18:53] thepicklemonkey: chillin. dont know what to do this weekend
[18:53] Yolewayne: ohh
[18:53] Yolewayne: why>
[18:53] thepicklemonkey: havent made plans yet!
[18:54] thepicklemonkey: what are u doing this weekend?
[18:55] Yolewayne: ummmm... sat-hopefully hanging out with you i thought sun-mayb hang out with ian
[18:56] thepicklemonkey: im still cool for sat with you
[18:56] Yolewayne: okay
[18:57] Yolewayne: sounds grrrreat
[18:57] Yolewayne: lol
[18:57] thepicklemonkey: what r u and ian doin sun?
[18:57] thepicklemonkey:
[18:58] thepicklemonkey: stupid guy stuff??
[18:58] Yolewayne: lol
[18:58] Yolewayne: yeah
[18:58] Yolewayne: i donno
[18:58] thepicklemonkey: o rly?
[18:59] Yolewayne: lol yes mother
[18:59] Yolewayne: jk
[18:59] thepicklemonkey: lets go see a movie tomorrow
[19:00] Yolewayne: just me and you or...
[19:00] thepicklemonkey:
[19:00] Yolewayne: but yeah i'll go
[19:00] thepicklemonkey: what do u want to see??
[19:01] Yolewayne: ummm... what movies are out
[19:01] thepicklemonkey: ummmmm
[19:01] Yolewayne: i'll go get the news paper and look h/o
[19:03] thepicklemonkey: what about snakes on a mothafuckin planeee!1
[19:04] Yolewayne: yeah that sounds good i'm going to rememner that "snakes on a mothafuckin planee" lol
[19:04] Yolewayne: remember*
[19:04] thepicklemonkey: hehe
[19:04] Yolewayne: lol
[19:04] Yolewayne: lmao
[19:06] thepicklemonkey: what time do u want to go 2morrow?
[19:06] Yolewayne: ummm in the afternoon?
[19:07] thepicklemonkey: ok whatever it takes to stay away from Lee Hottie
[19:08] thepicklemonkey: what times r in the paper???
[19:08] Yolewayne: umm let me look
[19:11] Yolewayne: snakes on a plane isnt on
[19:11] thepicklemonkey: O RLY?!
[19:11] thepicklemonkey: that sux!
[19:12] Yolewayne: ya
[19:12] Yolewayne: the wicker man
[19:12] thepicklemonkey: that sounds fucking retarded
[19:12] Yolewayne: lol
[19:13] Yolewayne: jackass
[19:13] thepicklemonkey: when chuck norris goes to the movies he IS the movie
[19:13] Yolewayne: lol
[19:13] Yolewayne: you mean nicholas cage
[19:14] thepicklemonkey: when nicholas cage goes to the movies he ruins em
[19:14] Yolewayne: lol
[19:14] Yolewayne: ur too funny
[19:14] thepicklemonkey: will u pick me up 2morrow?
[19:14] Yolewayne: sure
[19:15] thepicklemonkey: will u call the theater 4 me and tell me all the movies that r playin?
[19:17] Yolewayne: well....there is jackass,all the kings men,flyboys,jet li' fearless, the black dehlia,everyones hero,the last kiss,the covenate,crank
[19:17] Yolewayne: crossover
[19:18] Yolewayne: how to eat fried worms
[19:18] Yolewayne: innvicable
[19:18] Yolewayne: accepted
[19:18] Yolewayne: step up
[19:18] Yolewayne: barnyard
[19:18] Yolewayne: monster house
[19:18] Yolewayne: pirates of ...
[19:19] Yolewayne: unidentified
[19:19] thepicklemonkey: the last kiss sounds fun!
[19:19] Yolewayne: lol
[19:19] Yolewayne: okay
[19:20] thepicklemonkey: what time?
[19:21] Yolewayne: what time do you wanna go
[19:21] thepicklemonkey: can u pick me up at 3ish??
[19:21] Yolewayne: sounds delious
[19:22] thepicklemonkey: beeeeautyful
[19:22] Yolewayne: lol
[19:23] thepicklemonkey: what the..?
[19:23] thepicklemonkey: wtf! come back here!
[19:23] Yolewayne: what
[19:23] thepicklemonkey: nigga just stole my bike!
[19:23] Yolewayne: lol
[19:23] Yolewayne: who
[19:23] Yolewayne: go bust a cap in his ass
[19:24] thepicklemonkey: let me borrow you bike! i cant chase this bitch on foot!!
[19:25] Yolewayne: shit girl you could catch a cheetha
[19:25] thepicklemonkey: haha
[19:25] Yolewayne: lol
[19:25] thepicklemonkey: ok i need 2 go.
[19:25] Yolewayne: k
[19:25] Yolewayne: tty;
[19:25] Yolewayne: ttyl
[19:25] thepicklemonkey: pick me up tomorrow. surprise me with the time!
[19:25] Yolewayne: lol
[19:25] Yolewayne: okay
[19:25] thepicklemonkey: but do it early k?
[19:25] thepicklemonkey: *kisses*
[19:25] Yolewayne: smooch

[picklemonkey]

Re: picklemonkey?

he just messaged me again... this one's a blinder

[ddr]

Re: picklemonkey?

lol. thats some good shit pickle. keep the stories comin!

[In-SighT]

Re: picklemonkey?

hahaha

that is hilarious!!!

snakes on a motha fuckin plane!
make it early!

I'll see you in hell, haha

[Lorn]

Re: picklemonkey?

[picklemonkey]

Re: picklemonkey?

[21:13] yolewayne: i love lauren
[21:13] yolewayne: lol
[21:14] thepicklemonkey:
[21:14] yolewayne: lol
[21:15] thepicklemonkey: what r u doin?
[21:15] yolewayne: nothin much i was watching csi earlier what about you
[21:15] thepicklemonkey: i took a shower and got something to eat
[21:16] yolewayne: ummm yummy what did you eat
[21:16] thepicklemonkey: just a pizza. eaaaaasyyyyyy
[21:16] thepicklemonkey: digiorno!
[21:17] yolewayne: lol thats good cause i didn't eat
[21:17] thepicklemonkey: why not???
[21:17] yolewayne: but i had sonic earlier
[21:17] yolewayne: i didn
[21:17] yolewayne: t feel like it
[21:17] thepicklemonkey: your so weird sometimes
[21:17] thepicklemonkey: more of that stupid guy stuff
[21:18] yolewayne: what do you mean
[21:18] yolewayne: but i know im wierd thats why we're friends
[21:18] thepicklemonkey: yeP!
[21:18] yolewayne: lol
[21:19] thepicklemonkey: you should make something to eat.
[21:19] thepicklemonkey: or go get some more fast food!
[21:19] yolewayne: lol
[21:20] thepicklemonkey: at least you have a bike
[21:20] yolewayne: did that seriously happen
[21:20] thepicklemonkey: yea but no sweat because i popped a cap in his ass
[21:20] thepicklemonkey: THRICE.
[21:21] yolewayne: lol thats my monkey!!!
[21:21] yolewayne: gansta mon-keya
[21:21] thepicklemonkey: I suuuuuureeee ammmmmmm!
[21:21] thepicklemonkey: the one and only!
[21:21] yolewayne: yeah you bitchs
[21:22] yolewayne: lol
[21:23] thepicklemonkey: am i more #1 or #2?
[21:23] thepicklemonkey: http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...m=picklemonkey
[21:24] yolewayne: yeah thats intresting, ill go with the #2
[21:25] thepicklemonkey: i think their both stupid. especially the first one
[21:25] thepicklemonkey: lets add our own!
[21:25] yolewayne: yeah buddy
[21:25] thepicklemonkey: what do you recommend
[21:25] yolewayne: ummmm
[21:25] yolewayne: i donno
[21:25] yolewayne: what do you think
[21:25] thepicklemonkey: WORTHLESS
[21:25] thepicklemonkey: uhmm
[21:25] yolewayne: not nice
[21:25] thepicklemonkey: sorry... i was playing
[21:26] yolewayne: i know
[21:27] thepicklemonkey: whats the first thing u think about when u think of me??
[21:27] thepicklemonkey: i cant write about myself
[21:27] yolewayne: ummm.... random
[21:27] yolewayne: hoer
[21:27] yolewayne: jk
[21:27] thepicklemonkey: not nice
[21:27] yolewayne: lol
[21:27] yolewayne: hey my saying
[21:28] thepicklemonkey: what?
[21:28] yolewayne: nvm
[21:28] yolewayne: it was funny in my world
[21:28] thepicklemonkey: i can use it after a remark like that
[21:29] yolewayne: sure i'll let you and only u
[21:29] thepicklemonkey: im going to submit a entry for u now
[21:29] yolewayne: ok
[21:30] thepicklemonkey: yolewarne = a gullible boy who doesnt know when people are playing with him
[21:30] yolewayne: hahahahahahaha not true tho
[21:31] thepicklemonkey: and then the example will be person 1: "WORTHLESS YOLEWAYNE!" and person 2: "not nice."
[21:31] thepicklemonkey: i'm submitting it!

...I really submitted it. still pending editor approval, but the link is below. here's what I wrote:

yolewayne
A gullible person who can't tell the difference between real and nonsense conversations.
"Andi, you're such a yolewayne!"
Source: picklemonkey, United States

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=yolewayne

[21:31] yolewayne: jk
[21:31] yolewayne: your a meany head, go bust a cap in your own butt
[21:32] thepicklemonkey: lol
[21:32] thepicklemonkey: brb
[21:32] yolewayne: k
[21:33] yolewayne: brb
[21:34] thepicklemonkey: back
[21:45] yolewayne: back
[21:46] thepicklemonkey: cool
[21:46] yolewayne: you bet your underwear
[21:46] yolewayne: lol
[21:46] yolewayne: jk
[21:46] thepicklemonkey: not wearing any right now
[21:46] thepicklemonkey: but i'll bet my shorts
[21:46] yolewayne: ahhhhhhh
[21:46] yolewayne: tmi
[21:49] thepicklemonkey: guess so
[21:49] yolewayne: yea
[21:49] yolewayne: lol
[21:50] thepicklemonkey: i like rusty spoons
[21:50] yolewayne: lol
[21:50] yolewayne: ok
[21:52] thepicklemonkey: yea
[21:52] yolewayne: what are you up to
[21:52] thepicklemonkey: watchin tv
[21:52] thepicklemonkey: u??
[21:53] yolewayne: nm just playing with leaha
[21:53] thepicklemonkey: cool
[21:54] thepicklemonkey: do u ever listen to trance
[21:54] yolewayne: no y
[21:54] yolewayne: at least i dont think so
[21:55] thepicklemonkey: i heard some1 play somethin by a guy named tiesto that i liked the other day
[21:56] yolewayne: oh yeah, i probably would have to hear in order to know
[21:56] thepicklemonkey: u should try to find some for tomorrow
[21:56] yolewayne: trance
[21:57] yolewayne: or what
[21:57] thepicklemonkey: yea
[21:57] yolewayne: what is it
[21:57] thepicklemonkey: a type of music i think
[21:57] yolewayne: umm ok
[21:57] yolewayne: why should i have this ?
[21:58] thepicklemonkey: i thought maybe we could listen to more of it 2morrow
[21:58] yolewayne: o okay
[21:58] thepicklemonkey: it sounded cool
[21:58] yolewayne: sounds delicous
[21:59] thepicklemonkey: hehe
[21:59] yolewayne: lol
[22:00] thepicklemonkey: i think i heard the name paul okenfold too. u might want to try that to
[22:00] yolewayne: okay
[22:00] yolewayne: where am i suposed to find this music
[22:00] thepicklemonkey: i dont know :s
[22:01] yolewayne: lol
[22:01] yolewayne: funn
[22:01] thepicklemonkey: hoped youu might
[22:01] yolewayne: lol why cause i am andi right
[22:02] thepicklemonkey: of course!!
[22:03] thepicklemonkey: i guess its not a big deal but it would be rly cool to here more
[22:04] yolewayne: gtg
[22:04] yolewayne: bubye
[22:04] thepicklemonkey: bye!!
[22:04] thepicklemonkey: see you 2morrow!
[22:04] yolewayne: okay

[DancingQueen]

Re: picklemonkey?

lol how dumb can you be to not know you aren't talking to your girlfriend

[picklemonkey]

Re: picklemonkey?

i logged off for the night. I can't wait to have this dude bitching at me tomorrow because he called the movie theater for me, burned a bunch of trance cds and went to this chick's house tomorrow






..and if he remembers the urbandictionary article, that'll be more hilarity

[Miroslav]

Re: picklemonkey?

dude...you are an evil genius.

lol

[muggeh]

Re: picklemonkey?

Now, that one is gonna leave a scar... i like it !

[Kat]

Re: picklemonkey?


can someone really be that dumb

[slim shady]

Re: picklemonkey?

lmao... this is really great... keep em coming

[Kamal]

Re: picklemonkey?

I dont know what's more disturbing, if Pickle tried to be this dude's chick or he took Adam for his woman

[Garrick]

Re: picklemonkey?

that is so wrong... hahaha, you are going to stand the poor guy up, aren't you?? maybe you aren't the only picklemonkey!

[Lorn]

Re: picklemonkey?

I dont know what's more disturbing, if Pickle tried to be this dude's chick or he took Adam for his woman

Yea..