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  • speciale
    Are you Kidding me??
    • Dec 2005
    • 3728

    Drug and Alcohol testing question

    For a new job I will have to go through a drug and alcohol test. I know how they do the drug screening, but was wondering what they do for the alcohol testing. What are they looking for and how far back can they detect alcohol in your system? Can anyone here shed some light on the matter?
    Originally posted by Miroslav
    It's not like he grabbed his balls and sucked his dick. It's not like he gave the Saudis the original copy of the Constitution to use as toilet paper. It's not like he gave away the secret recipe to the Colonel's chicken. .
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  • Kamal
    Administrator
    • May 2002
    • 28835

    #2
    Re: Drug and Alcohol testing question

    drink 6 litres of water and piss it all out
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    • speciale
      Are you Kidding me??
      • Dec 2005
      • 3728

      #3
      Re: Drug and Alcohol testing question

      thats no biggie, but what are they looking for in terms of alcohol? how can they even determine what you were drinking 2 days ago?
      Originally posted by Miroslav
      It's not like he grabbed his balls and sucked his dick. It's not like he gave the Saudis the original copy of the Constitution to use as toilet paper. It's not like he gave away the secret recipe to the Colonel's chicken. .
      No Soup for You

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      • KinKyJ
        Platinum Poser
        • Jun 2004
        • 13438

        #4
        Re: Drug and Alcohol testing question

        Ah, this is a job for Beer man

        What they look for: ethanol levels in your blood
        How they do it: blood testing
        How long can they go back: depends on how much you drank. The liver breaks down 90% of the alcohol (ethanol) in your body (the other 10% is being exhaled or pissed out, so much for Kamal's 6 liters of water) at a certain rate. You can read more about this rate here. Don't worry, if you didn't drink the day before, no way in hell that they will detect something.

        Btw, if you want a job with cool fringe benefits, apply in Russia: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.../wrussia22.xml

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        • maddlingo
          Platinum Poster
          • Jun 2004
          • 1035

          #5
          Re: Drug and Alcohol testing question

          I used to do alcohol and drug testing compliance for UPS employees. What they'll most likely give you is a breath alcohol test. Just don't drink anything the night before and the day of the test and you should be fine.
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          • day_for_night
            Are you Kidding me??
            • Jun 2004
            • 4127

            #6
            Re: Drug and Alcohol testing question

            the alcohol test is simply to check that you're not a raging, full on drunk who needs a buzz 24 hours a day to maintain...

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            • asdf_admin
              i use to be important
              • Jun 2004
              • 12798

              #7
              Re: Drug and Alcohol testing question

              24 hour clock to beat here. some guy just got picked at work the other day. they sat him down and had him do some alcohol/drug test. he failed with flying colors. i guess he took an extra hour lunch and had six or seven drinks. when he got back, sat down and yelled "fuck" to the customer. everyone heard it.
              dead, yet alive.

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              • Lorn
                Looking for a title!
                • Sep 2004
                • 5826

                #8
                Re: Drug and Alcohol testing question

                Originally posted by asdf_admin
                24 hour clock to beat here. some guy just got picked at work the other day. they sat him down and had him do some alcohol/drug test. he failed with flying colors. i guess he took an extra hour lunch and had six or seven drinks. when he got back, sat down and yelled "fuck" to the customer. everyone heard it.
                Yelling at customers...awesome.

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                • thesightless
                  Someone will marry me. Hell Yeah!
                  • Jun 2004
                  • 13567

                  #9
                  Re: Drug and Alcohol testing question

                  i yell at clients all the time, its a great way to get rid of stress.
                  your life is an occasion, rise to it.

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                  • cowardly dj
                    ZangerBob
                    • Jun 2004
                    • 645

                    #10
                    Re: Drug and Alcohol testing question

                    the most likely way they will test you for alcohol is a cotton swab in your mouth. it is to test for the last few hours. employers do not care if you drank the night before. they want to know if you drank today.
                    Greatly rejoicing in following God as a freedom not a choice.

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                    • speciale
                      Are you Kidding me??
                      • Dec 2005
                      • 3728

                      #11
                      Re: Drug and Alcohol testing question

                      thanks for the info everyone.

                      I am going to get a drink
                      Originally posted by Miroslav
                      It's not like he grabbed his balls and sucked his dick. It's not like he gave the Saudis the original copy of the Constitution to use as toilet paper. It's not like he gave away the secret recipe to the Colonel's chicken. .
                      No Soup for You

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                      • Lorn
                        Looking for a title!
                        • Sep 2004
                        • 5826

                        #12
                        Re: Drug and Alcohol testing question

                        Originally posted by speciale
                        thanks for the info everyone.

                        I am going to get a drink


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