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  • KinKyJ
    Platinum Poser
    • Jun 2004
    • 13438

    Saved by the porn (sfw)

    Fans of Saved by the bell's Screech, gather around: soon you'll be seeing your idol pumping silicone bitches on video. That's right: Screech is going porn.


    literally

  • speciale
    Are you Kidding me??
    • Dec 2005
    • 3728

    #2
    Re: Saved by the porn (sfw)

    We can't get too graphic here, but word is that the action includes some bodily functions and an act known as a "Dirty Sanchez."
    Originally posted by Miroslav
    It's not like he grabbed his balls and sucked his dick. It's not like he gave the Saudis the original copy of the Constitution to use as toilet paper. It's not like he gave away the secret recipe to the Colonel's chicken. .
    No Soup for You

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    • picklemonkey
      Double hoodie beer monster
      • Jun 2004
      • 15373

      #3
      Re: Saved by the porn (sfw)

      The sex vid's working title is "Saved by the Smell." Ewwwww.

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      • dannyboy
        Platinum Poster
        • Jun 2006
        • 1909

        #4
        Re: Saved by the porn (sfw)

        now that is fucking funny lmao.
        MERCURY SERVER IS MY LIFE

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        • thesightless
          Someone will marry me. Hell Yeah!
          • Jun 2004
          • 13567

          #5
          Re: Saved by the porn (sfw)

          and there goes today's ability to actually do work.
          your life is an occasion, rise to it.

          Join My Chant. new mix. april 09. dirty fuck house.
          download that. deep shit listed there

          my dick is its own superhero.

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          • speciale
            Are you Kidding me??
            • Dec 2005
            • 3728

            #6
            Re: Saved by the porn (sfw)

            Originally posted by thesightless
            and there goes today's ability to actually do work.
            like you needed a reason
            Originally posted by Miroslav
            It's not like he grabbed his balls and sucked his dick. It's not like he gave the Saudis the original copy of the Constitution to use as toilet paper. It's not like he gave away the secret recipe to the Colonel's chicken. .
            No Soup for You

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            • dannyboy
              Platinum Poster
              • Jun 2006
              • 1909

              #7
              Re: Saved by the porn (sfw)

              work whats work never heard of it lol.
              MERCURY SERVER IS MY LIFE

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              • DancingQueen
                AVB FanClub | President
                • Oct 2005
                • 4061

                #8
                Re: Saved by the porn (sfw)

                ewww! Screech is the last member of Saved By the Bell I would want to see in a porno
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                RIP Steve "Jibs" James - Your footprint is forever on my soul and in my heart xoxo
                RIP Jeff Shewchuk aka DJ Jeff Taylor (day_for_night) - You will live on in my heart forever xoxo

                Life isn't about how to survive the storm, but how to dance in the rain.

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                • dannyboy
                  Platinum Poster
                  • Jun 2006
                  • 1909

                  #9
                  Re: Saved by the porn (sfw)

                  ya realy tell me about it nasty.
                  MERCURY SERVER IS MY LIFE

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                  • Dhar_2
                    meat and potatoes
                    • Jun 2004
                    • 18919

                    #10
                    Re: Saved by the porn (sfw)

                    "he engages in a kinky three-way with two women, sources tell us."

                    damn publicity stunt!

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                    • speciale
                      Are you Kidding me??
                      • Dec 2005
                      • 3728

                      #11
                      Re: Saved by the porn (sfw)

                      Originally posted by DancingQueen
                      ewww! Screech is the last member of Saved By the Bell I would want to see in a porno
                      Hey Karen, would you rather see Kelly in a porno?

                      Originally posted by Miroslav
                      It's not like he grabbed his balls and sucked his dick. It's not like he gave the Saudis the original copy of the Constitution to use as toilet paper. It's not like he gave away the secret recipe to the Colonel's chicken. .
                      No Soup for You

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                      • picklemonkey
                        Double hoodie beer monster
                        • Jun 2004
                        • 15373

                        #12
                        Re: Saved by the porn (sfw)

                        I don't care. there's still 2 chicks in it

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                        • thesightless
                          Someone will marry me. Hell Yeah!
                          • Jun 2004
                          • 13567

                          #13
                          Re: Saved by the porn (sfw)

                          i would buy a tiffany amber theissen porno in a heartbeat. always had a thing for her when she left that show and went to become a uber hottie on those teenie bopper dramas back in the day.
                          your life is an occasion, rise to it.

                          Join My Chant. new mix. april 09. dirty fuck house.
                          download that. deep shit listed there

                          my dick is its own superhero.

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                          • thesightless
                            Someone will marry me. Hell Yeah!
                            • Jun 2004
                            • 13567

                            #14
                            Re: Saved by the porn (sfw)

                            like i said. in a minute.

                            your life is an occasion, rise to it.

                            Join My Chant. new mix. april 09. dirty fuck house.
                            download that. deep shit listed there

                            my dick is its own superhero.

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                            • ddr
                              DUDERZ get a life!!!
                              • Jun 2004
                              • 7006

                              #15
                              Re: Saved by the porn (sfw)

                              Originally posted by thesightless
                              i would buy a tiffany amber theissen porno in a heartbeat. always had a thing for her when she left that show and went to become a uber hottie on those teenie bopper dramas back in the day.
                              ditto that. her in "Son in Law" is just great
                              "pics or stfu" - R.I.P. Steve "Jibgolly" James

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