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  • asdf_admin
    i use to be important
    • Jun 2004
    • 12798

    #16
    Re: Show your girlfriend you love her

    no doubt. how long have you been married?
    dead, yet alive.

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    • dannyboy
      Platinum Poster
      • Jun 2006
      • 1914

      #17
      Re: Show your girlfriend you love her

      im not married but it sure does feel like i am if you know what i mean lol.
      MERCURY SERVER IS MY LIFE

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      • asdf_admin
        i use to be important
        • Jun 2004
        • 12798

        #18
        Re: Show your girlfriend you love her

        yeah. i gotcha. a true man you are.
        dead, yet alive.

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        • speciale
          Are you Kidding me??
          • Dec 2005
          • 3728

          #19
          Re: Show your girlfriend you love her

          I don't think there are many men who would actually do any of them. at least men who haven't had their dick cut off by the chick they tried the steps on.
          Originally posted by Miroslav
          It's not like he grabbed his balls and sucked his dick. It's not like he gave the Saudis the original copy of the Constitution to use as toilet paper. It's not like he gave away the secret recipe to the Colonel's chicken. .
          No Soup for You

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          • dannyboy
            Platinum Poster
            • Jun 2006
            • 1914

            #20
            Re: Show your girlfriend you love her

            its the only way to be buddy a man but i could not live without a woman we do need them theres only so much the hand can handle lol.
            MERCURY SERVER IS MY LIFE

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            • KinKyJ
              Platinum Poser
              • Jun 2004
              • 13438

              #21
              Re: Show your girlfriend you love her

              Originally posted by asdf_admin
              i tried three all ready and I am 0/3. who wrote this shit? i am in fucking trouble.
              Originally posted by dannyboy
              ya realy id be in the dog house if i did that shit lol.
              Hahahahaha! That's what I love about Erzina: you can pull that shit on her (most of it anyways) and she thinks it's hilarious.

              Yesterday I was talking to her on the phone and she was saying a few sentences in Dutch she learnt from her language course. I went: "Baby, stop it, you're making me horny." "How's that?" "You sound like the prostitute I've fucked yesterday." She laughed her ass off.

              I know, sick birds of a feather

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              • rainman
                Platinum Poster
                • Dec 2005
                • 1869

                #22
                Re: Show your girlfriend you love her

                my fav is when having sex with your chick, when she gets close to getting off, pull out, whack off on her face and slap her. made my girlfriend my wife.

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                • KinKyJ
                  Platinum Poser
                  • Jun 2004
                  • 13438

                  #23
                  Re: Show your girlfriend you love her

                  ^^^ you must be related to beanz

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                  • rainman
                    Platinum Poster
                    • Dec 2005
                    • 1869

                    #24
                    Re: Show your girlfriend you love her

                    Originally posted by KinKyJ
                    ^^^ you must be related to beanz
                    aw come on! that's not funny!

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                    • speciale
                      Are you Kidding me??
                      • Dec 2005
                      • 3728

                      #25
                      Re: Show your girlfriend you love her

                      Originally posted by KinKyJ
                      ^^^ you must be related to beanz
                      I thought the same thing
                      Originally posted by Miroslav
                      It's not like he grabbed his balls and sucked his dick. It's not like he gave the Saudis the original copy of the Constitution to use as toilet paper. It's not like he gave away the secret recipe to the Colonel's chicken. .
                      No Soup for You

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