Happy Birthday Kobe

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  • Jibgolly
    Vortexuralizor
    • Jun 2004
    • 20773

    Happy Birthday Kobe

    no not kobe bryant.

    hope you get drunk, laid, smacked, lapdanced, punched without harm, golden showered, and anally stimulated...

    all in the same sentence.

    have a good one sir.
  • AntonyM
    DUDERZ get a life!!!
    • Oct 2004
    • 6415

    #2
    Re: Happy Birthday Kobe

    Rock On Kobe
    Puke like a rockstar
    Originally posted by Shpira
    So came back last night...
    Sven Vath was amazing...he played a god damn killer set...ended up going to that and came to at like 10 am in some whore house in south Amsterdam...no idea how I ended up there...friday was a bit of a blur got really drunk and visited several parties can't remember a whole lot to be honest hehe...saturday was probably the best day that I recall...started up in the nearest coffee shop and going from party to party...beautiful woman, beer and weed...finished the night by taking some shrooms and listening to an amazing elke kleijn set...sunday...i met a nice girl who worked at one of the coffee shops and ended up talking to her for like 6 hours...was supposed to meet her at some DnB party...but instead went for a steak and walked around red light district bars drinking and smoking...monday took it easy went to a coffee shop and took a taxi to airport....

    All in all...I think I will be going back there some time soon
    Originally posted by Illuminate
    Let me get this straight.

    So white-middle class Americans have been told by their Television sets to be fearful of:

    1. Mexicans/Latinos from the South bringing drugs and killings n' shit.
    2. African Americans cause mos def they are raging a race war and want to occupy America like how the plebs occupied Wall St.
    3. Iranians/Afghans/Any one of middle eastern origin to be quite frank, cause you know Islam...
    4. North Koreans/Chinese cause you know everything...

    Am I close here?

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    • speciale
      Are you Kidding me??
      • Dec 2005
      • 3728

      #3
      Re: Happy Birthday Kobe

      kobe, go get drunk and think about kinkyj


      Happy Bday!!!!
      Originally posted by Miroslav
      It's not like he grabbed his balls and sucked his dick. It's not like he gave the Saudis the original copy of the Constitution to use as toilet paper. It's not like he gave away the secret recipe to the Colonel's chicken. .
      No Soup for You

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      • Lorn
        Looking for a title!
        • Sep 2004
        • 5826

        #4
        Re: Happy Birthday Kobe

        Happy Bday.

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        • KinKyJ
          Platinum Poser
          • Jun 2004
          • 13438

          #5
          Re: Happy Birthday Kobe

          Originally posted by speciale
          kobe, go get drunk and think about kinkyj
          Now there's a birthday surprise! Happy sheepshagging day Kobe, make it count buddy

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