How much intelligence does it need to be a spammer?

[Kamal]

Seriously, spamming has a purpose too, but when you receive shit like this in your email, I am still trying to figure out what they are selling

Any plaintiff can be a big fan of the skyscraper beyond a cab driver, but it takes a real ball bearing to take a peek at a shabby razor blade. Sometimes a demon reads a magazine, but a light bulb defined by a skyscraper always operates a small fruit stand with the blithe spirit about a hydrogen atom! When a scythe living with a turkey is magnificent, a gentle fighter pilot competes with a stovepipe near a warranty. A vacuum cleaner about the bullfrog self-flagellates, and the minivan of the fairy beams with joy; however, a deficit for an earring makes a truce with the reactor about another paycheck. For example, an accidentally flatulent class action suit indicates that a mating ritual inexorably buys an expensive gift for a pathetic senator. A turkey prays, and an infected line dancer sweeps the floor; however, the mortician writes a love letter to some seldom purple tabloid. When a skyscraper inside a skyscraper trembles, a greasy plaintiff earns frequent flier miles. Now and then, a ball bearing secretly befriends a knowingly alleged insurance agent. The wheelbarrow living with a fairy, a paper napkin related to the cowboy, and another smelly freight train are what made America great!

[thesightless]

Re: How much intelligence does it need to be a spammer?

reply with

''i am interested in your topic, can you please give me your monthly newsletter and phone numbers?"

[picklemonkey]

Re: How much intelligence does it need to be a spammer?

I have a sailboat but I'm not a very good sailor, so when a fog rolled in late yesterday evening I got turned around pretty bad and didn’t know which way to head. I didn't have any choice but to hope that the fog lifts and that I'd be able to find land before not too long.

All of a sudden a decrepit cruise ship shot up out of the water and bounced atop the surface right next to me. I didn’t know what it was at first, until I heard a Lisa Lisa Cult Jam and Full Force song blasting over the bow of the ship. I remembered a legend my father used to tell me about a gay cruise ship that launched from New York’s west side and disappeared. It was said that the ship was cursed to sail the seas for eternity, keeping below the surface until the fog grows thick enough for the ship to come up for air so that the ghostly passengers might vamp a bit.

On the deck of the ship, I saw skeletons dressed in fluorescent speedo bathing suits bumping and grinding to the music. Some of the skeletons wheeled a cannon towards the bow and aimed it towards my ship. My wife and son cowered together but I told them not to worry. The skeletons fired their cannon and a multi-colored cloud of streamers and confetti rained down over my sailboat. The skeletons hooted and hollered at the display.

Finally, the worm-eaten corpse of a captain addressed my boat through a loud-speaker, demanding that I turn over to the gay ghost ship any and all vials of amyl nitrite that I had on board. I respectfully explained that my ship is a family vessel and I had no poppers. The captain muttered something about how he hates the straight seas, and he turned his boat about. As the ship sailed into the fog my wife and son shivered at the ghostly moaning and clanking coming out of the ship’s lower decks, which I explained is probably just the sound of the never-ending steerage level orgy of white-bone skeletons scraping and cracking against each other. My wife and son told you that I seem to know a lot about gay ghost ships... I told them to shut up, that it’s just a sailor thing. They smirked and said, “I bet it is.”

[Lorn]

Re: How much intelligence does it need to be a spammer?

Only in the wind does one understand sleeping.

[speciale]

Re: How much intelligence does it need to be a spammer?

fuck what the

[Hos]

Re: How much intelligence does it need to be a spammer?

whatever you do, don't reply.

one reason they send out gobbledy-gook is to lull you into replying. once you reply they know you exist and your email address is added to the Viagra database.

[Kamal]

Re: How much intelligence does it need to be a spammer?

the Viagra Database - makings of a cheap PR0N imo

[speciale]

Re: How much intelligence does it need to be a spammer?

whatever you do, don't reply.

one reason they send out gobbledy-gook is to lull you into replying. once you reply they know you exist and your email address is added to the Viagra database.

you know from experience?

[Miguel]

Re: How much intelligence does it need to be a spammer?

i need to get me that job

[anonin]

Re: How much intelligence does it need to be a spammer?

the real question is... how many posts must i have before i can download.

[Huggie Smiles]

Re: How much intelligence does it need to be a spammer?

this message brought to you by Eric Cantana 2006??

[hambino21]

Re: How much intelligence does it need to be a spammer?

it looks like an ad for acid, written by a person who just ate a whole sheet at once.

[jarble187]

Re: How much intelligence does it need to be a spammer?

it looks like an ad for acid, written by a person who just ate a whole sheet at once.

Thats exactly what I was thinking!

[Hos]

Re: How much intelligence does it need to be a spammer?

you know from experience?

i've got the loyalty card now too!

[feather]

Re: How much intelligence does it need to be a spammer?

Stand back, focus your eyes at a point beyond the screen, and all will be clear.