FBI's Top 11 deaths: who needs Darwin anyway?

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  • speciale
    Are you Kidding me??
    • Dec 2005
    • 3728
    #16
    Re: FBI's Top 11 deaths: who needs Darwin anyway?

    5- Megan Fry, 44 years old, is killed by 14 state troopers after she wandered onto a live firing, fake town, simulation. Seeing all the troopers walking slowly down the street Megan Fry had jumped out in front of them and yelled Boo! The troopers, thinking she was a pop up target, fired 67 shots between them, over 40 of them hitting the target. She just looked like a very real looking target, one of the troopers stated in his report.
    priceless
    Originally posted by Miroslav
    It's not like he grabbed his balls and sucked his dick. It's not like he gave the Saudis the original copy of the Constitution to use as toilet paper. It's not like he gave away the secret recipe to the Colonel's chicken. .
    No Soup for You

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      • KinKyJ
        Platinum Poser
        • Jun 2004
        • 13438
        #17
        Re: FBI's Top 11 deaths: who needs Darwin anyway?

        Originally posted by Lorn
        ah. Forgive my stupidity.
        don't worry, dumb people are cute

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          • RiseandShine
            Are you Kidding me??
            • Sep 2006
            • 2910
            #18
            Re: FBI's Top 11 deaths: who needs Darwin anyway?

            Top 20 Homicides of the Year
            http://www.snopes.com/humor/jokes/fbitop20.asp
            The FBI's list of 'Top 20 Homicides of the Year'?
            If the doors of perception were cleansed, every thing would appear to man as it is: infinite. - William Blake

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              • KinKyJ
                Platinum Poser
                • Jun 2004
                • 13438
                #19
                Re: FBI's Top 11 deaths: who needs Darwin anyway?

                20. Alex Mijtus, 36 years old, is killed by his wife, armed with a 20" long vibrator. Mrs Mijtus had had enough of her husbands strange sex practices, and one night during a prolonged being of "fun" she snapped, pushing all 20" of the vibrator into Alex's anus until it ruptured several internal organs and caused severe bleeding.
                Great inspiration for when I fly over to see Erzina in 2 weeks

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