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  • Kamal
    Administrator
    • May 2002
    • 28835

    Caption Thread

    saw this on CNNs homepage and couldn't resist the chuckle. So fire away at the funnies

    www.mjwebhosting.com

    Jib says:
    he isnt worth the water that splashes up into your asshole while you're shitting
    Originally posted by ace_dl
    Guys and Gals, I have to hurry/leaving for short-term vacations.
    I won't be back until next Tuesday, so if Get Carter is the correct answer, I would appreciate of someone else posts a new cap for me
  • KinKyJ
    Platinum Poser
    • Jun 2004
    • 13438

    #2
    Re: Caption Thread

    Ooooooooooh Kinkyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

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    • KinKyJ
      Platinum Poser
      • Jun 2004
      • 13438

      #3
      Re: Caption Thread

      sign says: do not feed the blow up doll

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      • GLD
        Gold Gabber
        • Apr 2006
        • 636

        #4
        Re: Caption Thread

        "put that third tennisball in my mouth!"

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        • thesightless
          Someone will marry me. Hell Yeah!
          • Jun 2004
          • 13567

          #5
          Re: Caption Thread

          Oh YOU BIG AMERICAN MAN YOU DICK SO BIG MUCH BETTER THAN CHINAMEN DICK
          your life is an occasion, rise to it.

          Join My Chant. new mix. april 09. dirty fuck house.
          download that. deep shit listed there

          my dick is its own superhero.

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          • KinKyJ
            Platinum Poser
            • Jun 2004
            • 13438

            #6
            Re: Caption Thread

            Give me Sauerkraut or give me death

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            • speciale
              Are you Kidding me??
              • Dec 2005
              • 3728

              #7
              Re: Caption Thread

              I just farted
              Originally posted by Miroslav
              It's not like he grabbed his balls and sucked his dick. It's not like he gave the Saudis the original copy of the Constitution to use as toilet paper. It's not like he gave away the secret recipe to the Colonel's chicken. .
              No Soup for You

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              • MJDub
                Are you Kidding me??
                • Jun 2004
                • 2765

                #8
                Re: Caption Thread

                "Why the fuck did I bet on the Yankees?!"
                http://www.myspace.com/mjdubmusic

                You can't have manslaughter without laughter.

                "Son," he said without preamble, "never trust a man who doesn't drink because he's probably a self-righteous sort, a man who thinks he knows right from wrong all the time. Some of them are good men, but in the name of goodness, they cause most of the suffering in the world. They're the judges, the meddlers. And, son, never trust a man who drinks but refuses to get drunk. They're usually afraid of something deep down inside, either that they're a coward or a fool or mean and violent. You can't trust a man who's afraid of himself. But sometimes, son, you can trust a man who occasionally kneels before a toilet. The chances are that he is learning something about humility and his natural human foolishness, about how to survive himself. It's damned hard for a man to take himself too seriously when he's heaving his guts into a dirty toilet bowl."

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                • lilsensa
                  DUDERZ get a life!!!
                  • Jun 2004
                  • 6675

                  #9
                  Re: Caption Thread

                  my tampon needs changing, but i dont want to do it, because i love toxic shock! i love it long time!!
                  RIP ~ Steve James







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                  • Jibgolly
                    Vortexuralizor
                    • Jun 2004
                    • 20773

                    #10
                    Re: Caption Thread

                    ^

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                    • Garrick
                      DUDERZ get a life!!!
                      • Jun 2004
                      • 6764

                      #11
                      Re: Caption Thread

                      is that Kim Jong II behind her?
                      "get atomic on my ass Kim Jong!!"
                      Should I fuck you at that not until the ass, inject then tremendously hard bumschen and to the termination in the eyes yes?

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