What NOT to do when you want a job on Wall Street

[KinKyJ]

This guy sent this video to all big investors on Wall Street... and got turned down... Big surprise... Ladies and girlies, may I present to you Aleksey Vayner, CEO and professional athlete... (btw, keep watching till the end if you wanna see a nerd hit through a pile of bricks )

http://www.ivygateblog.com/images/impossibleisnothing.wmv

alternative link: http://www.veoh.com/multiplayer.swf?...48NgyMqyG&id=1

... also currently nominated for the kinkyj lifetime loser award!

[SyntaxTerror]

Re: What NOT to do when you want a job on Wall Street

LOL does he think his audience are blind?? You can clearly see the cut down the bricks before he karate chops it!

PS What a loser.

[Wanni]

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Wtf.

[KinKyJ]

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Fresh out of Yale and already calling you a CEO... now that's loser style yeah. Btw, the clip got placed on the internet by the employees of UBS AG. Their entire staff got it forwarded from the HR dept

[speciale]

Re: What NOT to do when you want a job on Wall Street

well, believe it or not, they had discussions about this vid on a few shows and some people said that stuff like that takes balls and that is what they look for out of a candidate. However, they also laughed at him in the video. So, you never know, some of the dumbest things can end up working out for you.

[speciale]

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Fresh out of Yale and already calling you a CEO... now that's loser style yeah.

better than getting out of Yale and calling yourself president

[thesightless]

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what a fucking homo. we were watching this and like, is this kid real? this is a prank. but nope.

he musta been a spoiled little shit who got beat up alot.

[SyntaxTerror]

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http://www.ivygateblog.com/blog/tags/aleksey_vayner/

I don't know if you guys have been following this any further but I urge you to check out the site above. This guy has fraudulent companies, fraudulent CHARITIES, a fraudulent book he's apparently published which is just a collection of plagarised blocks of texts from other books, which he has since pulled down from the net.

According to others on the tennis tour he claims he was in, he was never in it. His brother who apparently works as a doctor in some hospital apparently isn't listed as working at that hospital.

This guy practices eastern medicine with no qualifications, and claimed he was an apprentice under the dalai lama's medical advisors, yet has no qualifications to show.

Apparently he's been hired by the CIA *and* the mafia! The list goes on and on and on.

Check it out!

[SyntaxTerror]

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And some more from Wikipedia....

Other Claims

* He claimed that he "is one of four people in the state of Connecticut qualified to handle nuclear waste".[3]
* He was employed by both the Mafia and the CIA during his childhood.[4]
* He gave tennis lessons to Harrison Ford and Sarah Michelle Gellar.[citation needed]
* He claimed he has trouble flying on planes because he has to register his hands as lethal weapons each time he goes to an airport.[citation needed]
* He claims he has "apprenticed under Dr. Yeshi Dhonden (personal physician of the Dalai Lama), Dr. Fu Zhang (voted best Chinese herbalist in NY state last 3 years), and Dr. Tom Bisio, who is a world-renown martial arts champion (undefeated for many years in several styles) and is [his] direct master."[citation needed]
* He has claimed, on the Internet, to be a champion at a card game.[citation needed]

[AndyH]

Re: What NOT to do when you want a job on Wall Street

And some more from Wikipedia....

Other Claims

* He claimed that he "is one of four people in the state of Connecticut qualified to handle nuclear waste".[3]
* He was employed by both the Mafia and the CIA during his childhood.[4]
* He gave tennis lessons to Harrison Ford and Sarah Michelle Gellar.[citation needed]
* He claimed he has trouble flying on planes because he has to register his hands as lethal weapons each time he goes to an airport.[citation needed]
* He claims he has "apprenticed under Dr. Yeshi Dhonden (personal physician of the Dalai Lama), Dr. Fu Zhang (voted best Chinese herbalist in NY state last 3 years), and Dr. Tom Bisio, who is a world-renown martial arts champion (undefeated for many years in several styles) and is [his] direct master."[citation needed]
* He has claimed, on the Internet, to be a champion at a card game.[citation needed]

Sound like that list from the Chuck Norris Site; 'There is no theory of evolution, there is just a list of animals that Aleksey Vayner allows to live'

[dopla]

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i cant be bothered downloading 15meg of clip just to participate in this conversation

[KinKyJ]

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So this guy is a pathological liar or what?

[Miroslav]

Re: What NOT to do when you want a job on Wall Street

And some more from Wikipedia....

Other Claims

* He claimed that he "is one of four people in the state of Connecticut qualified to handle nuclear waste".[3]
* He was employed by both the Mafia and the CIA during his childhood.[4]
* He gave tennis lessons to Harrison Ford and Sarah Michelle Gellar.[citation needed]
* He claimed he has trouble flying on planes because he has to register his hands as lethal weapons each time he goes to an airport.[citation needed]
* He claims he has "apprenticed under Dr. Yeshi Dhonden (personal physician of the Dalai Lama), Dr. Fu Zhang (voted best Chinese herbalist in NY state last 3 years), and Dr. Tom Bisio, who is a world-renown martial arts champion (undefeated for many years in several styles) and is [his] direct master."[citation needed]
* He has claimed, on the Internet, to be a champion at a card game.[citation needed]

yeah...I think he also claimed to be "the original forty year old virgin".

No one has disputed that one.

[Kat]

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haha

[KinKyJ]

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haha

Oh look who came back from the dead... Been missin' ya kittykat... Now assume the position