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  • thesightless
    Someone will marry me. Hell Yeah!
    • Jun 2004
    • 13567

    tyson wants to fight YOU. caption thread





    "imma kill you and eat your unborn baby for brunch on sunday."

    this is histerical, he wants to fight a woman.

    "It's all fun. I'm not Mike Tyson," he said, referring to the fierce boxer whose career was upended by a prison term. "I'm not 20 years old. I'm not going to smash anybody. I'm not going to talk about smashing anybody's brains. You're not going to see that guy no more."
    jail him please, for humanity.
    your life is an occasion, rise to it.

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  • geoffgulley
    Platinum Poster
    • Apr 2005
    • 2002

    #2
    Re: lmao, women wanted equal rights, now ya can fight him,.

    uh....
    "only dead fish swim with the stream..." Malcolm Muggeridge





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    • AndyH
      Platinum Poster
      • May 2005
      • 1786

      #3
      Re: lmao, women wanted equal rights, now ya can fight him,.

      I used to love Mike Tyson but there is no denying that the geezer is a fucking nutter these days. WTF is he on about wanting to fight a woman!?! "its all fun", yeah, until she punches you and you knock her head completely off..!
      [quote=lilsensa '] 'Who wants to sample size my ball sack?'

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      • thesightless
        Someone will marry me. Hell Yeah!
        • Jun 2004
        • 13567

        #4
        Re: lmao, women wanted equal rights, now ya can fight him,.

        imma punch you in the uterus and eat your dead eggs like caviar.
        your life is an occasion, rise to it.

        Join My Chant. new mix. april 09. dirty fuck house.
        download that. deep shit listed there

        my dick is its own superhero.

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        • KinKyJ
          Platinum Poser
          • Jun 2004
          • 13438

          #5
          Re: lmao, women wanted equal rights, now ya can fight him,.

          What a pathetic piece of shit... Those years in the pen really made a homo outa him. C'mon, the "great" Mike Tyson fighting women because he's too chicken he'll be punched out of the ring by a guy in his class. Mohammed Gay-li imo

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          • GLD
            Gold Gabber
            • Apr 2006
            • 636

            #6
            Re: lmao, women wanted equal rights, now ya can fight him,.

            let's make a caption thread with that pictar, should be fun.

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            • thesightless
              Someone will marry me. Hell Yeah!
              • Jun 2004
              • 13567

              #7
              Re: lmao, women wanted equal rights, now ya can fight him,.

              wtf is a pictar?

              its a shame that don king and tyson himself destroyed what could have been the single greatest boxing career ever. early on, this guy was simply put, the scariest human ever. he should learn some wrestling and go UFC .imagine chuckie lidell fighting tyson. or munson/sylvia depending if tyson cant get weight down.
              your life is an occasion, rise to it.

              Join My Chant. new mix. april 09. dirty fuck house.
              download that. deep shit listed there

              my dick is its own superhero.

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              • GLD
                Gold Gabber
                • Apr 2006
                • 636

                #8
                Re: lmao, women wanted equal rights, now ya can fight him,.

                pictar = picture.

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                • speciale
                  Are you Kidding me??
                  • Dec 2005
                  • 3728

                  #9
                  Re: lmao, women wanted equal rights, now ya can fight him,.



                  what, fuck me? No no, FUCK YOU!!!
                  Originally posted by Miroslav
                  It's not like he grabbed his balls and sucked his dick. It's not like he gave the Saudis the original copy of the Constitution to use as toilet paper. It's not like he gave away the secret recipe to the Colonel's chicken. .
                  No Soup for You

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                  • GLD
                    Gold Gabber
                    • Apr 2006
                    • 636

                    #10
                    Re: tyson wants to fight YOU. caption thread

                    "pull my finger"

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                    • res0nat0r
                      Someone MARRY ME!! LOL
                      • May 2006
                      • 14475

                      #11
                      Re: tyson wants to fight YOU. caption thread




                      "do you think these pinstripes match my tattoo?"

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                      • asdf_admin
                        i use to be important
                        • Jun 2004
                        • 12798

                        #12
                        Re: tyson wants to fight YOU. caption thread

                        wonderful. a bunch of bitches fighting.
                        dead, yet alive.

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                        • krock
                          Fresh Peossy
                          • Oct 2006
                          • 37

                          #13
                          Re: tyson wants to fight YOU. caption thread

                          i hope he does fight a woman

                          and ...

                          looses

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                          • speciale
                            Are you Kidding me??
                            • Dec 2005
                            • 3728

                            #14
                            Re: tyson wants to fight YOU. caption thread



                            Yeah, thats right, you. I am going to rape you later.
                            Originally posted by Miroslav
                            It's not like he grabbed his balls and sucked his dick. It's not like he gave the Saudis the original copy of the Constitution to use as toilet paper. It's not like he gave away the secret recipe to the Colonel's chicken. .
                            No Soup for You

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                            • BSully828
                              Platinum Poster
                              • Jun 2004
                              • 1221

                              #15
                              Re: lmao, women wanted equal rights, now ya can fight him,.



                              Ha ha, that was quite an enjoyable joke my friend, I truly appreciate your ribald sense of wit. That reminds me of a dinner party I was at a few years back. I was chatting with David Mamet about his use of silence in "Oleanna" and he told a most randy story involving a young Judith Light and some ping pong balls. Let me tell you, I laughed so hard I nearly spit cabernet all over an original Mendieta! Ahhh, what a storyteller that David is....
                              Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not;
                              a sense of humor to console him for what he is.

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