Joke

[AndyH]

A girl walks into a supermarket and buys the following items:

1 Bar of Soap
1 Toothbrush
1 Tube of toothpaste
1 loaf of bread
1 pint of milk
1 apple
1 banana
1 orange
1 plum
1 grapefruit
1 tomato
1 lettuce
1 cabbage
1 baking potato
1 Kraft single
1 samosa
1 vegetable pakora
1 muesli bar
1 pie
1 frozen pizza
1 single frozen dinner

The bloke behind her in the queue taps her on the shoulder. He is
carrying a basket with a six pack of Stella, a pizza and some Wagon
Wheels.

As she turns he smiles at her and says, "Single, eh?"

The girl smiles sheepishly and replies, "How did you guess?"

He looks at her - straight in the eyes and gently says, "Because you're
minging."

[Dzone]

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Nice one

[Troklo]

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I had to look up what "minging" meant.


minging



Verb, present continuative tense of ming, q.v.

1. smelly
2. ugly
3. drunk, (usu. used in relating last night's events)
4. generally distasteful, Someone who is minging is also a minger, q.v.

This word is widely used in the North of England and Scotland.

[AndyH]

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^^^ lol, that is funnier than the joke!!

[speciale]

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very old joke but an awesome one!!!

[KinKyJ]

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the dumb belgicummer doesn't get it

[tiddles]

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the fat greedy imperialist american doesn't get it either.

[speciale]

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another version of it

A wino is watching a young lady load the checkout belt in a supermarket. He notices the little pack of four apples, the three cans of cat food, the numerous pre-prepared TV dinners and finally a romantic novel. He approaches her saying "I-I-I'll jush bet that you're single".

"Well, as a matter of fact I am", she replies, "How did you know?"
"Because you're fucking ugly."

[mnbvcxz]

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Hahaha... that is tripped out

[Lorn]

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^^^ lol, that is funnier than the joke!!

I'll second that.

[day_for_night]

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didn't have a clue what 'minging' meant either...

[Yao]

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I know now, and that makes this joke effin' funny

[Huggie Smiles]

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I had to look up what "minging" meant.


minging



Verb, present continuative tense of ming, q.v.

1. smelly
2. ugly
3. drunk, (usu. used in relating last night's events)
4. generally distasteful, Someone who is minging is also a minger, q.v.

This word is widely used in the North of England and Scotland.

'mon the Scots!

[qwerty2222]

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[Jibgolly]

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mikeman is a minging mincer. i have proof.