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  • Kamal
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    • May 2002
    • 28835

    #16
    Re: why cant women drive?

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    • rubyraks
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      • Jun 2004
      • 5341

      #17
      Re: why cant women drive?

      well at least that didn't say F&^king NYC Lawyers...
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      • DancingQueen
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        • Oct 2005
        • 4061

        #18
        Re: why cant women drive?

        Originally posted by rubyraks
        ^now those examples don't help your cause. In one, the guy was an idiot and drunk and in the other he meant to drive it through the window. Thanks for playing, come again.

        lol ok, I see what you are saying, but it still shows that men can be idiots when driving, just like women
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        • KinKyJ
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          • Jun 2004
          • 13438

          #19
          Re: why cant women drive?

          ^^^ I know someone who did exactly the same when sober (putting the car through a shop window)...




          ... my mom

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          • thesightless
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            • Jun 2004
            • 13567

            #20
            Re: why cant women drive?

            point proven.

            and its funny, my mom has that G500 from benz, and they have a court in front of the house.....all the lights that lit the border bricks around the court have been run over by her.
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            • Lorn
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              • Sep 2004
              • 5826

              #21
              Re: why cant women drive?

              Sheesh.

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              • speciale
                Are you Kidding me??
                • Dec 2005
                • 3728

                #22
                Re: why cant women drive?

                Originally posted by thesightless
                point proven.

                and its funny, my mom has that G500 from benz, and they have a court in front of the house.....all the lights that lit the border bricks around the court have been run over by her.
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                • FM
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                  • Jun 2004
                  • 5361

                  #23
                  Re: why cant women drive?

                  when men drive through buildings/houses, they're usually hammered and lose control from going too fast.

                  when women drive through buildings/houses, well, they're just plain dumb

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                  • Jibgolly
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                    • Jun 2004
                    • 20773

                    #24
                    Re: why cant women drive?

                    Originally posted by BSully828
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                    • dusk
                      DUDERZ get a life!!!
                      • Jun 2004
                      • 7266

                      #25
                      Re: why cant women drive?

                      Men are just as bad behind the wheel.. sorry I don't have a funny/boring story to back that up.. its just true.
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                      • chrissy1687
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                        • Oct 2006
                        • 31

                        #26
                        Re: why cant women drive?

                        wow, please tell me you're kidding with this thread title

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                        • KinKyJ
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                          • Jun 2004
                          • 13438

                          #27
                          Re: why cant women drive?

                          we're never kidding here

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                          • AndyH
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                            • May 2005
                            • 1786

                            #28
                            Re: why cant women drive?

                            Originally posted by FM
                            when men drive through buildings/houses, they're usually hammered and lose control from going too fast.

                            when women drive through buildings/houses, well, they're just plain dumb

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                            • Yao
                              DUDERZ get a life!!!
                              • Jun 2004
                              • 8167

                              #29
                              Re: why cant women drive?

                              Everyone that still doubts the title of this thread is invited to join me to a go-kart centre and observe a few parties of women driving a heat.

                              I've worked at such a place for 5 years, and I'm telling you....women in general REALLY CAN'T DRIVE. Men can drive but they're just irresponsible. Women literally often just don't have the moves (motoriek, Jan?). Going straight in bends, going into a curve full throttle and parking it in a 90 degree upwards angle against the wall, hitting the brakes while having the pedal to the metal instead of releasing the throttle (you'll have a kart crawling by but with the engine going full RPM, much like a lawnmower) or simply not even exiting the pit lane but going straight for me and the gas tank.
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                              • Dzone
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                                • Jul 2004
                                • 1978

                                #30
                                Re: why cant women drive?

                                Weman cant drive for shit and i have a living example ....My wife
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