Last Day at work Suggestions

[speciale]

Today is my last day at work and wanted to see what suggestions people have for me to do. Should I take something? Slap a chick in our HR dept on the ass? Leave a big tird on my bosses desk and let him know that is what I think of him? What would you do?

[KinKyJ]

Re: Last Day at work Suggestions

- piss in the water fountains
- put superglue on all phones/mice
- photocopy your arse and decorate the coffee corner
- take a dump in your favorite colleague's drawer and close it (or you can get yourself a dog turd in a nearby park)
- overflow the toilets

Have fun Eddie!!!

[fletcher]

Re: Last Day at work Suggestions

you should be drunk

[Kobe]

Re: Last Day at work Suggestions

FUCK YOU, FUCK YOU, FUCK YOU, FUCK YOU, you're cool, FUCK YOU, I'M OUT.

[speciale]

Re: Last Day at work Suggestions

you should be drunk

that will be at lunch

[KinKyJ]

Re: Last Day at work Suggestions

Probably too late to do this, but dropping E into co-workers coffee is always a blast. Pulled that shit last year on some punter who was getting on my nerves non stop. Meetings are great when there's a chemically happy attendee

[speciale]

Re: Last Day at work Suggestions

Probably too late to do this, but dropping E into co-workers coffee is always a blast. Pulled that shit last year on some punter who was getting on my nerves non stop. Meetings are great when there's a chemically happy attendee

if that is true, you are one sick fuck. BTW, do you have a vid of that meeting?

[KinKyJ]

Re: Last Day at work Suggestions

Yes I'm a sick fuck, no I don't have a vid of that... Wish I had tho': was too funny

[TomTom]

Re: Last Day at work Suggestions

Spend the last day like every day else and leave with a smile..you never know if you need to work with somebody from your office again in Future..often in a Life you meet people twice. If they remember you as the guy who dumped a brownie on his desk during his last day, they might not be too happy with you anymore.

[speciale]

Re: Last Day at work Suggestions

Spend the last day like every day else and leave with a smile..you never know if you need to work with somebody from your office again in Future..often in a Life you meet people twice. If they remember you as the guy who dumped a brownie on his desk during his last day, they might not be too happy with you anymore.

that is what I am obviously doing. I never burn bridges.

But, what would you do if you didn't care?

[TomTom]

Re: Last Day at work Suggestions

If I really did not have to care I would say Goodbye to all the people I liked and came along with and send an E-Mail to the rest with disgusting pics. The more conservative they are, the more disgusting the pics must be.

[KinKyJ]

Re: Last Day at work Suggestions

^^^ jib has a lot of self pics on his myspace, just a hint

[Huggie Smiles]

Re: Last Day at work Suggestions

downloading some porn is a must.

on someone elses computer obviously

or rearangeing peoples home pages to a porn site - so when they next fire up IE they get a good view.

[Miguel]

Re: Last Day at work Suggestions

pack ur stuff .. and start mingling .. dont do shit all day ... go around with a cofee mug full of rum and coke ... try to have sex in your boss office

[speciale]

Re: Last Day at work Suggestions

.. dont do shit all day ...

That is what I do here everyday Thats why I am on MS so much