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A friend of mine used to live in Phoenix, and worked as a bartender on the weekends. His buddy, who he bartended with, had been dating this chick for about 6 months at the time. He knew she had stripped in the past, but they got along great, and no one questioned each others motives in the relationship. ---- One day, the boyfriend is at a party late night after work , at the house of an acquaintence. He goes into the bathroom, closes the door, and gets ready to do his business. He then see's on top of the toilet a porno mag; so like any other inebriated, straight male, he picks it up and starts flipping through the pages as he takes a seat. Low and behold, he see's this chick who kind of looks like ..... his ....girlfriend!!!! --There on the page in front of him, is his girlfriend with 6 dicks in her face!!! She never mentioned to him that she started doing porno 2 months after they started dating!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! What would you do?!?!? WOW!!
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Re:: Funny Story - What would YOU do??
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---please explain??"These are the kind of people who, when they read about the evils of drinking, they give up reading." - Herb CohenComment
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End the relationship and visit the doctor......Comment
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Re:: Funny Story - What would YOU do??
Originally posted by michaelbirney
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Re: Funny Story - What would YOU do??
Tell her to bring another lady and party with bothOriginally posted by michaelbirney
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i'd get rid of her and hope my dick doesn't turn green and fall off
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Option 1: Yep, ditch her then doctor it up, make sure they test for everything.
Option 2: Confront her, make a scene, see what happens - go from there. But still see the doc asap"The more corrupt the state, the more numerous the laws." - Tacitus (55-117 A.D.)
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oh.. i almost forgot..
do not kiss her! :P
remember the pic of her with 6 dicks on her face before trying to kiss her
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Re:: Funny Story - What would YOU do??
hilarious"These are the kind of people who, when they read about the evils of drinking, they give up reading." - Herb CohenComment
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yes, i'd dump her. then go to doctor.... pretty much what the others said
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Originally posted by tiddles
agreed 100%... why do you think she didn't tell him about that? because that shlong-sucker is used goods.
37 dicks?!?!?! you've sucked 37 dicks!!?? - clerksShould I fuck you at that not until the ass, inject then tremendously hard bumschen and to the termination in the eyes yes?Comment
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I'd get tested first...granted doing porn is pretty stringent testing-wise, even if it's a photo shoot sometimes, but you gotta be safe.
Then I'd show the magazine to her....and let the breakdowns begin.."I'm sorry I never told you, I just couldn't yet, it's in the past, I didn't want to lose you...."
ha riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight
But you know, if they really do get along great...maybe it could be worked out?
funny as hell story though
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Just think, every time you thought you were kissing her, you were really transmitting the schlong sauce that she was eating...
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Get mi camera out and have a jolly good time.
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