Finally got laid after 2 months

[DancingQueen]

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Well when I read this I thought the title said you were laid off, so glad that wasn't the case.

I used to hate being away from Chris and we were only 2hrs apart, but we live together now, so it's much better

[KinKyJ]

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bs in belgium wafflology

LMAO! Mamory aerodynamics could be an option too

Nah, she studies English Language & Literature at the SEE University. 93% global average... crazy!

[picklemonkey]

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http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendID=6769669&blogID=183910607&MyToken=d2943f05-fcb1-4ea2-b79e-d6894edd2ec0

a recent Max Graham blog

[Lorn]

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Nah, she studies English Language & Literature at the SEE University. 93% global average... crazy!

Ah. Yea. She want to be a teacher in the end or something else?

[KinKyJ]

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Erm Adam, where's the link with Chinese condoms?

Ah. Yea. She want to be a teacher in the end or something else?

Well, she's already working as a teacher English at the university for Level 1 students (level 1 meaning that they even don't know how to ask for a beer in English) and she likes it. So chances are she'll go for a job as teacher here in Belgium as well. Would be nice given the interesting working hours and the holidays. But she's going to take a master in European Studies at the Catholic University of Leuven when she comes here, so that might push her towards the European institutions in Brussels or NATO, especially because she speaks 4 Balkan languages and 7 languages in total. The latter would be great in terms of income.

Ah we'll see, the kid is bloody ambitious, so she might even get the idea to do a coup in Belgium and install a dicatorship, hahahahahaha!

[Lorn]

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7 Languages in total?! Wow. Impressive.

Speaking more than one language sure is a benefit. Being an American I unfortunately only speak one language.

[KinKyJ]

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^^^ nope, you don't. You speak two languages: English and bad English

Yup, I thought I could impress her by mentioning I speak 5 languages. Turned out to be a cold shower since back then she was already at 6. I don't know how she pulls it off, but she picks these things up with incredible ease. Imagine that she learnt Spanish just by watching some lame soap opera on Macedonian TV

I might bullshit a lot about her boobs, but it's actually her mind which attracts me the most. An intelligent and ambitious woman is sexy as hell and keeps you sharp as a man...

[FM]

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^^yep. couple of slip-ups and you're done

[Huggie Smiles]

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Speaking more than one language sure is a benefit. Being an American I unfortunately only speak one language.

and even then you spell half the words wrong

[Lorn]

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^^^ nope, you don't. You speak two languages: English and bad English

lol...I try to stay away from the bad english.

[KinKyJ]

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^^yep. couple of slip-ups and you're done

It's like a testosterone treatment versus psychological castration, yeah. Erzina might be the only person on the planet I've ever confessed my biggest fears and weaknesses to, but landing your face on the pavement while your eight years younger girl is watching from her bitch throne... Nah, I'd rather have mini me caught in my zipper instead

[Lorn]

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Make sure you give her the money. If she doesn't get enough over the years she might just change her mind about things.

[KinKyJ]

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Make sure you give her the money. If she doesn't get enough over the years she might just change her mind about things.

No way! As soon as she arrives at the airport, I'm taking her passport, visum, cellphone, cash, credit card and whatever valuables she has on her. I think that's more humane than chaining her to the stove. After all I'm not an animal, now am I?

To be honest, she doesn't want to take any money from me even though her parents have cut off the money supply when they found out about us. Albanian girls (in general) have a tendancy to leech their boyfriends dry and she wants to avoid me getting that impression from her.

Anyway, it sometimes leads to funny situations. For example, I always leave my left over Macedonian money with her cuz she needs it more than me anyhow. Since hiding the bills under her pillow is a trick that doesn't work anymore, I had tucked it in one of her bras in her lingerie drawer. She was pretty ticked off when she found the money...

She: "You just HAD to put the money there, didn't you?"
Me: "Well dah, isn't that obvious? Your bras can hold more than your thongs."
She: "I'm talking about the fact that you left money again, you idiot!"
Me: "And NOW she tells me she wasn't going to charge me for her services... Damn you Balkan prostitutes!"
She: "Ye well, I'm your number one prostitute, am I not? Special customer treatment baby."
Me: "Do you have a frequent flyer programme too?"
She: "Don't push it, selak..." (Albanian for peasant)
Me: "Hokey lavire e vog?l ime..." (Albanian for my little slut)

Don't you just love it when your partner is equally fucked in the head?

[Huggie Smiles]

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Don't you just love it when your partner is equally fucked in the head?

aye, but its not the head you wanna be fuckin with now is it

[DIDI]

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Not my business really but she sounds great!!Just hang on it there.! This girl is a definite keeper, well worth the waiting!!