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  • Lorn
    Looking for a title!
    • Sep 2004
    • 5826

    #16
    Re: how can i make my money grow?

    Plant it in the ground and water it everyday.

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    • tiddles
      Encryption, Jr.
      • Jun 2004
      • 6861

      #17
      Re: how can i make my money grow?

      donate it all to ms

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      • Lorn
        Looking for a title!
        • Sep 2004
        • 5826

        #18
        Re: how can i make my money grow?

        ^^Good one.

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        • AndyH
          Platinum Poster
          • May 2005
          • 1786

          #19
          Re: how can i make my money grow?

          Originally posted by anonin
          i'm looking for something quick, or other than long term.
          Quick is good but always risky, how pissed off will u be of u lose it? Longer term such as already suggested by Katkitch (sound advice) is more boring but v unlikely to lose it and v likely to gain...
          [quote=lilsensa '] 'Who wants to sample size my ball sack?'

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          • res0nat0r
            Someone MARRY ME!! LOL
            • May 2006
            • 14475

            #20
            Re: how can i make my money grow?

            I am following the advice of this email I received this week:

            Dear Friend,

            I am Mr.Kevin Nicholas, I am an accountant with the HSBC BANK UK.I
            am very sorry if this is an inconvinience in any way, just that i
            need you to see me through with this transfer. This business request
            may seem strange, but I crave your indulgence and pray you view it
            seriously as I am convinced that you would be capable to provide me
            with a solution to a money transfer.
            On June 16, 2000, a German property magnate Mr. Andrea Schranner
            made a numbered time (fixed) deposit for twelve calendar
            months,valued at £6,500,000.00(Six Million Five Hundred Thousand
            Pounds Sterling )in my branch upon maturity. I sent a routine
            notification to his forwarding address but got no reply.
            After a month, we sent a reminder and finally we discovered from
            his contract employers (the Petroleum Corporation) that Mr. Andrea
            Schranner died in an air crash with his family.
            On further investigation, I found out that he died without making a
            will and attempts to trace his next of kin were fruitless. I
            therefore made further investigation and discovered that Mr. Andrea
            Schranner did not declare any next of kin or relations in all his
            official documents, including his bank deposit paperwork. This sum
            of £6,500,000.00 and the interest is being rolled over with the
            principal sum at the end of each year. No one will ever come forward
            to claim it .According to British law, at the expiration of 7 years,
            the money will revert to the ownership of the Bristish Government if
            nobody applies to claim the fund.
            Consequently, my proposal is that I will like you as a foreigner
            to stand as the next of kin to Mr. Andrea Schranner.
            This is simple, I will like you to provide immediately your full
            name and address so that an accredited Attorney working with the
            bank here will prepare the necessary documents and affidavits which
            will put you in place as the next of kin.We shall employ the service
            of two attorneys for the drafting and notarization of the will and
            obtain the necessary documents and letter of probate administration
            in your favour for the transfer into any bank account in any part of
            the world which you will provide.We will then facilitate the
            transfer of this money to you as the beneficiary/next of kin.The
            money will be paid into your account for us to share in ratio of
            50% for me and 30% for you and 10 % will be set aside to ofset any
            expenses incured during the business , while the other 10% will go
            to charity organisation. There is no risk at all,the paperwork for
            this transaction will be done by the attorney and my position as an
            accountant in the bank with the help of the branch Manager
            guarantees the successful execution of this transaction. Please
            reply immediately via the private email address below to show your
            interest , upon your responses, I shall provide you with more
            details and relevant documents that will help you understand the
            transaction.
            Please observe utmost confidentiality and be rest assured that
            this transaction would be most profitable for both of us because I
            shall require your assistance to invest my share of this money in
            your country.
            Please upon the receipt of this mail message, send to me the
            following to enable me start the processing of the fund transfer
            into your bank account:
            1.) Your full name and address,
            2.) Your company name and address if any,.
            3.) Your private / official telephone and fax number.
            Awaiting your Urgent Reply via my email: kevin_nicholas@mixmail.com

            Thanks and God bless.
            Best regards

            Mr Kevin Nicholas.

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            • AndyH
              Platinum Poster
              • May 2005
              • 1786

              #21
              Re: how can i make my money grow?

              Love the contact email - kevinnicholas@mixmail.com -very professional
              [quote=lilsensa '] 'Who wants to sample size my ball sack?'

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              • floridaorange
                I'm merely a humble butler
                • Dec 2005
                • 29116

                #22
                Re: how can i make my money grow?

                ^ haha, good one.


                Ebay could work, just think of anything trendy, then think really hard if you know anyone who can get the product ofr 50% off or whatever. Then buy $2000 of it and double your money...

                Laugh it up, but I used to do it in college all the time.

                It was fun while it lasted...

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                • thesightless
                  Someone will marry me. Hell Yeah!
                  • Jun 2004
                  • 13567

                  #23
                  Re: how can i make my money grow?

                  i gave anonoinininoninon some PM words. but if anyone who is serious about doing this separately from any company funded pensions or funds, and has only a few grand to invest, i would suggest www.vanguard.com
                  your life is an occasion, rise to it.

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                  • Miguel
                    Are you Kidding me??
                    • Oct 2005
                    • 3182

                    #24
                    Re: how can i make my money grow?

                    bogus ..

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                    • AndyH
                      Platinum Poster
                      • May 2005
                      • 1786

                      #25
                      Re: how can i make my money grow?

                      Originally posted by thesightless
                      i gave anonoinininoninon some PM words. but if anyone who is serious about doing this separately from any company funded pensions or funds, and has only a few grand to invest, i would suggest www.vanguard.com
                      Just out of interest, why Vanguard specifically?
                      [quote=lilsensa '] 'Who wants to sample size my ball sack?'

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                      • thesightless
                        Someone will marry me. Hell Yeah!
                        • Jun 2004
                        • 13567

                        #26
                        Re: how can i make my money grow?

                        or you could just call an investment firm or brokerage firm, and let them do it, but the get a rip on sales, and are quite coercive.
                        your life is an occasion, rise to it.

                        Join My Chant. new mix. april 09. dirty fuck house.
                        download that. deep shit listed there

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                        • thesightless
                          Someone will marry me. Hell Yeah!
                          • Jun 2004
                          • 13567

                          #27
                          Re: how can i make my money grow?

                          Originally posted by AndyH
                          Just out of interest, why Vanguard specifically?

                          they have some wonderful funds, particularly the vanguard 500 which just funnells money in and out of the top 500 stocks on the market, on a daily basis. they also are great at giving simple education to the everyday person regarding investment

                          personally, for my own money, i tend to lean into small business capital investments, but im sort of blessed with some contacts that got me in early. i.e. buying into a partnership or corporation upon startup, and waiting. i wont go into where and what i have, but if you can get the money, its a great idea. around here, i see people forming clothing companies, labels, and even runningman with his wonderful idea. (i would have made him a ton).

                          all of it has ups and downs, and nothing outside of government securities are guaranteed, so remember that. \

                          with 2K, i would just buy some NYC education sponsored bonds. they are tax free on all levels, (federal, state and locality), and wont fall.
                          your life is an occasion, rise to it.

                          Join My Chant. new mix. april 09. dirty fuck house.
                          download that. deep shit listed there

                          my dick is its own superhero.

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                          • Lorn
                            Looking for a title!
                            • Sep 2004
                            • 5826

                            #28
                            Re: how can i make my money grow?

                            Originally posted by thesightless

                            all of it has ups and downs, and nothing outside of government securities are guaranteed, so remember that. \
                            Nice thing about Vanguard is they have a short-term US treasuries only money fund as well, in case you need to park the money as sightless said, in a safe spot during iffy times.

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                            • Kobe
                              I wish I had an interesting User title
                              • Jun 2004
                              • 2589

                              #29
                              Re: how can i make my money grow?

                              Originally posted by thesightless
                              i would just buy some NYC education sponsored bonds. they are tax free on all levels, (federal, state and locality), and wont fall.
                              Hmmm, might have to check that one out.
                              Beats are my crack.

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                              • unkownartist
                                Banned
                                • Nov 2005
                                • 4146

                                #30
                                Re: how can i make my money grow?

                                sell drugs lol

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