so, i was chatting with kim jong il today...

[anonin]

you know, talkin to him about bitches, blunts, 40's, and he was givin me tips on how to keep my pimp hand strong. He said it aint easy being a brutal dictator, i was like "true dat, safe bruv, you gotta keep them citizens in check innit" to which he replied "no doubt, with all the shit happenin lately, they thinkin about startin a revolt on a nigga". So anyways... i couldn't talk to him long cuz he had to meet with some of his staff about some covert ops shit, but i wanted to mention that he said that arnaud rebotini podcast at residentadvisor was off the chain http://www.residentadvisor.net/podca...sode.asp?id=29 so i checked it out and he's right, shit is mint. And he also said that new blackstrobe album thats supposed to drop soon is gonna be some of sickest shit thats hit dance music in awhile. So check out that podcast and be on the lookout for that blackstrobe album

[thesightless]

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[KinKyJ]

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So I was watching the Sadam trial yesterday...



Saddam:
I'm bored!

Saddam:
I've got an idea! Let's play a game of Rock Paper Scissors!

This Guy:
Can I Play?

Saddam:
NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Saddam:
Will I choose Rock

Saddam:
Paper

Saddam:
Or Scissors

Saddam:
YOU DON'T KNOW!

Watban Ibrahim al-Hasan al-Tikriti:
Dude, say it, don't spray it

Saddam:
WHATEVER. Let's play

Saddam: ROCK!
Judge: TWO PAPERS!


Saddam:
DUDE, DOUBLE YOU TEE EFF is two papers?

Judge:
Two papers are better. Two papers cover the rock TWICE. That fucking rock ain't going NOWHERE

Saddam:
I've got your two papers RIGHT HERE. NOW PLAY SERIOUS, ASS

Judge: ONE PAPER!
Saddam: TIGER HAND! RAWR!!!!! RAWRR! rar. Hahaaa, hi. Tiger Hand. Come on! You Know! ... You don't know Tiger Hand?
Tiger Hand beats paper. Like totally beats paper. Always

Saddam:
Ask Aziz, he knows

Aziz:
Tiger Hand always beats paper

Saddam:
I'm sayin' bro!

Judge:
Okay, fine. "Tiger Hand" beats paper. Whatever you say Saddam. No more Tiger Hand

Saddam:
HEY, CRY ME A RIVER, DUDE. IT'S NOT MY FAULT YOU DON'T KNOW TIGER HAND

Judge:
Well, You should have picked honesty, then you may not have blown it

Saddam:
You probably don't even know Pen Missile

Judge:
Missile? What Missile?

Saddam:
NYERMMMM. PEN MISSILE!!!!

Judge:
Okay fine, I'm not playing anymore. There is no TIGER HAND and there is no PEN MISSILE. You're just MAKING SHIT UP

Saddam:
AM NOT

Judge:
Are too

Saddam:
That's it, you're going on my list

[KinKyJ]

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Later on he even went Martha Steward on everybody's ass...


Ahmad Hassan:
So, what I was thinking what we could do -- is put this painting...


Ahmad Hassan:
Right on the back wall over there? This would give the room some color and develop a sense of flow --


Saddam:
Tell me you are not serious


Guy:
Oh god, what now


Saddam:
Here, let me check the book


Judge:
What is that?


Saddam:
Interior Decorating for Dictators


Saddam:
Let me see, let me see, ch ch ch, oh here it is: "Whatever you do, never put that painting on the back wall over there
-- because that would be ridiculous. It would not provide the room a sense of flow, and also it says that you are a big stupid jerk -- and to bring me a soda."


Judge:
It DOES NOT say that.


Saddam:
Let me check again -- No, it definitely says that. Listen, I am just telling you what the book says. Don't shoot the messenger.


Dead Former Messenger for Saddam Hussein:
HELLO? IRONY HERE. Hello? Is this thing on? (tap, tap) Is anyone alive out there?


Saddam:
Oh, and the book says orange soda.


Saddam:
ORANGE!!!!!


Judge:
That is not a decorating book, that is the Koran! We can all see that!


Saddam:
Oh, no, it's one of those combo deals. Koran goes in the front, decorating tips in the back.


Judge:
Oooh, I need to get one of those. I will add it to my Christmas list.


Saddam:
Yeah, it's pretty sweet, I actually got it for Christmas last year myself.
You should have seen the hole in the ground that I was living in before I got this book.


Jawad Adazi Jawad:
Saddam is a LIAR! He is an insane horrible man! He is lying to all of you!


Jawad Adazi Jawad:
... Because that painting would just look absolutely perfect back there!


Saddam:
Ok, hold on, back up -- you are giving *us* style tips wearing those giant 80's glasses, Sally Jesse?


Jawad Adazi Jawad:
SHUT UP


Judge:
Seriously though, check out these babies. Titanium.

[AndyH]

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LMAO, Fair play, both of you..!!

[Morgan]

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Nice work Kinky.

[KinKyJ]

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Nice work Kinky.

Thanks, but it was a nice find actually: http://www.rockpapersaddam.com

[AndyH]

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lol, in that case - fair play Anonin..!

[GLD]

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lol Jan, i thought you made up that shit, was a funny though.

[KinKyJ]

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lol Jan, i thought you made up that shit, was a funny though.

I'm not THAT bored G

[AndyH]

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lol, when I originally said 'fairplay both if you' I also typed 'what do you you actually do Kinky?' (as in that must have taken you ages) but thought it sounded a bit rude so deleted it.!

[KinKyJ]

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lol, when I originally said 'fairplay both if you' I also typed 'what do you you actually do Kinky?' (as in that must have taken you ages) but thought it sounded a bit rude so deleted it.!

Dude, I look like you wanna look and I fuck like you wanna fuck: I'm very hard to insult. Being a hot degenerate has its advantages

[AndyH]

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Dude, I look like you wanna look and I fuck like you wanna fuck:

So ur a gay transexual as well then? I had my suspicions!

[KinKyJ]

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So ur a gay transexual as well then? I had my suspicions!

call me Susan and slap me silly, tiger

[AndyH]

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