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    • Jun 2004
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    Some serious shit

    Clogged port toilet puts MSU student in hot water
    Jared Miller
    Staff
    Great Falls Tribune

    By JARED MILLER Tribune Regional Reporter

    PORT OF SWEET GRASS - A college student from Great Falls was arrested
    and charged in Toole County Saturday after authorities said he
    clogged a toilet at the Port of Sweet Grass on the U.S.-Canada border
    north of Shelby.

    Jesse Huffman, a 19-year-old Montana State University-Bozeman
    student, insists he didn't intentionally stop up the toilet.

    In his statement to police, Huffman said he has symptoms of a
    condition called Irritable Bowl Syndrome and used "at most" a fifth
    of a roll of toilet paper.

    A border officer apparently didn't buy the story, and Huffman faces a
    misdemeanor criminal mischief charge. If convicted, he could get up
    to six months in jail and a $1,000 fine.

    "I've never been arrested before or anything like that, and I get
    arrested for taking a dump," said Huffman, a 2003 Great Falls High
    School graduate.

    Huffman, the son of Gary and Paula Huffman of Great Falls, was
    returning to Montana with four friends after a summer-ending bash in
    Lethbridge, Alberta.

    Port authorities stopped their car for what was apparently a random
    search. The car's 19-year-old driver was cited for possession of
    alcohol.

    Huffman was waiting for the driver when he asked to use the bathroom.

    Although he hasn't been diagnosed with Irritable Bowel Syndrome,
    Huffman said he suffers from all the symptoms and urgently needed to
    use the bathroom because of a digestive upset.

    Port officials granted his request and unlocked the bathroom. Huffman
    used the toilet but didn't stay to watch it flush.

    A short time later, a port inspector discovered the toilet was
    clogged and threatened charges, Huffman said.

    "I didn't think they were serious at first, I was just laughing so
    hard," said Cory Grayson of Great Falls, a friend of Huffman's who
    was with him at the time.

    The students regained their composure when they realized the
    inspector wasn't joking, Grayson said.

    "As soon as we found out he was serious, Jesse was very respectful,"
    Grayson said.

    Huffman, who has hired a lawyer and plans to fight the charge, said
    the border officer yelled at him and humiliated him about the clogged
    toilet in front of his friends, some of whom were women.

    Huffman claims the port inspector also threatened him with a federal
    charge and said he could lose his federal college assistance.

    "This guy just blew everything way out of proportion," Huffman
    said. "I have no idea why he thought I would try to do something like
    that on purpose."

    Port Director Larry Overcast said Tuesday he could not comment on the
    case other than to say inspection employees are expected to be
    professional in dealing with the public.

    "(Huffman) was dealing with an experienced inspector," Overcast said.

    Huffman said he tried to show inspectors that he didn't purposely
    clog the toilet and offered to try to fix the problem himself.

    Officers told him "they had absolutely no plungers within 40 miles,"
    Huffman said in his statement at the Toole County Sheriff's Office.

    Huffman's friends asked if they could take pictures of the clogged
    toilet but were told they couldn't, Grayson said. Also, Huffman said
    his mother called border officials later to find out the name of the
    officer who allegedly yelled at him, but they wouldn't tell her.

    A Toole County sheriff's deputy drove Huffman the 38 miles to Shelby,
    where he was fingerprinted and photographed before officers released
    him to his friends.

    Federal charges apparently were never filed.

    Huffman said the ordeal lasted six hours.

    Calls to the Toole County Sheriff's Office were not returned Tuesday.
    Calls to the Toole County attorney also were not returned.

    The Port of Sweet Grass, on Interstate 15 north of Shelby, is
    opposite Alberta's Port of Coutts.

    The facility underwent a $24 million reconstruction and expansion
    last year and serves about 800,000 travelers a year.

    Huffman's initial appearance is Aug. 31 in Toole County Court. That
    also is the second day of school at MSU-Bozeman.

    Huffman, a sophomore, won three scholarships at Great Falls High
    worth $3,000. He also designed the Bison's personalized license plate.

    Huffman said he pays for college with is own money, scholarships and
    federal loans. A fine of several hundred dollars would be a big hit.

    "That would pretty much drain me after I get all my school supplies,"
    Huffman said. "And that would not be cool."


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