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  • thesightless
    Someone will marry me. Hell Yeah!
    • Jun 2004
    • 13567

    the patriots suck

    hahahahahaha

    bitches.

    and again, belicheck showed how petty and miserable he is. he wouldnt even look at mangini after the game. im not talking up my jets, as i fully expected them to go 1-15, and still dont know how they are where they are.

    but hahaha. fuck everything about that shithole state.
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  • BSully828
    Platinum Poster
    • Jun 2004
    • 1221

    #2
    Re: the patriots suck

    Its called "lowering expectations". The Pats play much better when they're the underdogs, that's how they won their first two rings after all. Then we set the record for most consecutive wins, go undefeated at home three straight seasons and make it 3 titles in 4 years and all the talk of "the new dynasty" starts cropping up. And just like that, there goes our edge.

    So last year after our entire secondary goes down with injuries, Belicheck, Pioli and the rest of the Pats braintrust decide to take the opportunity to regain that psychological advantage. We replace our DB's with a bunch of stiffs who couldn't make the XFL, let Indy roll us over at home (allowing Peyton some false confidence) and then get smoked at Denver in January by giving up the ball 1142 times. Phase I complete.

    Phase II: Make a strong start in '06 with quality wins against overrated Cincy and Minnesota and then pull a no-show at home against Indy (more false confidence for Peyton). Follow that up with a complete bed-shitting against a lame duck Jets squad and we are officially a 2nd tier contender. Brady looks roughed up, the defense is exposed as being too thin (again) and wouldn't you know it - we're on our way to being underdogs. Its genius really - the shotcallers in Foxboro have done it again. We'll go on a run, secure the 2 seed and smash through the playoffs like the old days. See you fuckers in February.


    ....so....is anyone buying any of this?
    Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not;
    a sense of humor to console him for what he is.

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    • Lorn
      Looking for a title!
      • Sep 2004
      • 5826

      #3
      Re: the patriots suck

      I like the jibes at Peyton...

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      • thesightless
        Someone will marry me. Hell Yeah!
        • Jun 2004
        • 13567

        #4
        Re: the patriots suck

        if peyton manning were to be hit by lightning on the feild, honestly, i would cheer.

        and PS, i still admire everything about the pats organization. they do it right. but fuck em. we won hahahaha.
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        • speciale
          Are you Kidding me??
          • Dec 2005
          • 3728

          #5
          Re: the patriots suck

          Originally posted by thesightless
          if peyton manning were to be hit by lightning on the feild, honestly, i would cheer.
          .
          really? the guy is pretty freakn good and he doesn't show boat like all of the other ass clowns. I can't believe you dont like him.


          and fuck the jets


          you know what a jet fan is?


























          Someone who couldn't get Giant tickets
          Originally posted by Miroslav
          It's not like he grabbed his balls and sucked his dick. It's not like he gave the Saudis the original copy of the Constitution to use as toilet paper. It's not like he gave away the secret recipe to the Colonel's chicken. .
          No Soup for You

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          • thesightless
            Someone will marry me. Hell Yeah!
            • Jun 2004
            • 13567

            #6
            Re: the patriots suck

            or someone who actually lived in NY during the 70's. at least we played here.

            but aside....

            yes i hate manning. this year is an all out blast at the consumer in an attempt to better his image.

            he is Arod in football. but worse. Arod's mouth fucks him up, but he rarely trashes ppl.

            manning, for the last 3 years has went to the rules committee and had rules changed for receivers and QB's b/c the pats kicked his ass. now look at how many ppl are screaming about how bad those rules are. he has, at least for the last 5 years, thrown his teammates under the bus. go ask famica and edge. they bolted away from him. and both hate him. he called the pats cheaters in the off season, said the refs blew his games. he shits his pants when he isnt playing a playoff game in perfect conditions.

            and he has lost every big game he played in, and never shut up.
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            • speciale
              Are you Kidding me??
              • Dec 2005
              • 3728

              #7
              Re: the patriots suck

              Originally posted by thesightless
              or someone who actually lived in NY during the 70's. at least we played here.

              but aside....

              yes i hate manning. this year is an all out blast at the consumer in an attempt to better his image.

              he is Arod in football. but worse. Arod's mouth fucks him up, but he rarely trashes ppl.

              manning, for the last 3 years has went to the rules committee and had rules changed for receivers and QB's b/c the pats kicked his ass. now look at how many ppl are screaming about how bad those rules are. he has, at least for the last 5 years, thrown his teammates under the bus. go ask famica and edge. they bolted away from him. and both hate him. he called the pats cheaters in the off season, said the refs blew his games. he shits his pants when he isnt playing a playoff game in perfect conditions.

              and he has lost every big game he played in, and never shut up.
              you would take him in a heart beat. admit it
              Originally posted by Miroslav
              It's not like he grabbed his balls and sucked his dick. It's not like he gave the Saudis the original copy of the Constitution to use as toilet paper. It's not like he gave away the secret recipe to the Colonel's chicken. .
              No Soup for You

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              • thesightless
                Someone will marry me. Hell Yeah!
                • Jun 2004
                • 13567

                #8
                Re: the patriots suck

                there are 4 or 5 QB's i would take over manning. im serious. for various factors. as you can see i am hardly a fan of the stat whores in sports. i like team players who game up when it matters and keep thier mouths shut.

                example.

                the best receiver in the NFL isnt chad, TO or randy moss. the best receiver int he NFL is harrison, seconded by wayne, and jericho cocherry in third. jericho just doesnt have a QB on the scale of manning's ability.
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                • BSully828
                  Platinum Poster
                  • Jun 2004
                  • 1221

                  #9
                  Re: the patriots suck

                  Sean - I was with you right up until you said Cochery is the 3rd best WR in the NFL, he's not even the best WR on his own team.

                  But Peyton is a doucebag for all the reasons you mentioned - that I agree with.
                  Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not;
                  a sense of humor to console him for what he is.

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                  • thesightless
                    Someone will marry me. Hell Yeah!
                    • Jun 2004
                    • 13567

                    #10
                    Re: the patriots suck

                    i watch every week, i trash my own guys when needed, and i give respect to those who deserve it. my reason for putting JC up top is that every week i watch him get to balls he shoudlnt, make great catches under heavey cover, and then gain yardage after catch. consistently good is better than occasionally great IMO.

                    he isnt getting the rep b/c he, like me, is stuck in jets futility. i still dont like the 67 million dollar shoulder injury playing QB for gang green
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                    • Garrick
                      DUDERZ get a life!!!
                      • Jun 2004
                      • 6764

                      #11
                      Re: the patriots suck

                      MARQUES COLSTON ring a bell for WR? he's in the top 5, definitely.


                      just had to show my saints some love. they hadn't had much in the past two weeks.
                      Should I fuck you at that not until the ass, inject then tremendously hard bumschen and to the termination in the eyes yes?

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                      • thesightless
                        Someone will marry me. Hell Yeah!
                        • Jun 2004
                        • 13567

                        #12
                        Re: the patriots suck

                        dude, colsten is from my alma mater.

                        add in his rep and the fact that we were jilted from the tourney last year.... HOFSTRA RULES>
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                        • geoffgulley
                          Platinum Poster
                          • Apr 2005
                          • 2002

                          #13
                          Re: the patriots suck

                          Originally posted by thesightless
                          we were jilted from the tourney last year.... HOFSTRA RULES>
                          ...... PaLeeeese.... You cannot in your wildest dreams tell me that Hofstra was a better team than George Mason last year. That's like telling me Rutgers is better than Ohio State, Michigan, USC, Notre Dame, Wisconsin, Florida, Cal, Auburn, Arkansas etc etc in football this year.... (see Boise State). The selection committee made the right choice last year.... for once.
                          "only dead fish swim with the stream..." Malcolm Muggeridge





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                          • thesightless
                            Someone will marry me. Hell Yeah!
                            • Jun 2004
                            • 13567

                            #14
                            Re: the patriots suck

                            hofstra, in the 2 weeks before slections, beat 4 different teams who had first round exits, and beat two team that won two games.... yeah, they shoulda been there. im not saying they were gonna win anything, but they should have been there.
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