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  • KinKyJ
    Platinum Poser
    • Jun 2004
    • 13438

    Yo lard ass

    I rather look funny in red swimming trunks than fat in scrubs

    Yes Seaner, I'm talking to you Mr Triple Chin
  • picklemonkey
    Double hoodie beer monster
    • Jun 2004
    • 15373

    #2
    Re: Yo lard ass

    Two men camping in the mountains had spent four days together, and they were getting a little testy. One morning, the first friend says, "You know, we're starting to get on each other's nerves. Why don't we split up today. I'll hike north and spend the day looking around, you hike south and spend the day. Then tonight, we'll have dinner and share our experiences over the campfire."



    The second friend agrees and hikes south.

    The first man hikes north. That night over dinner, the first man tells his story. "Today I

    hiked into a beautiful valley. I followed a stream up into a canyon and ate

    lunch. Then I swam in a crystal clear mountain lake. As I sat out and

    dried, I watched deer come and drink from the stream. The wildflowers were

    filled with butterflies and hawks floated all day overhead.

    How was your day?"



    The second friend says, "I went south and ran across a set of

    railroad tracks. I followed them until I came across a beautiful young woman

    tied to the tracks. I cut the ropes off, gently lifted her off the tracks,

    and we had sex in every imaginable way all afternoon. Finally, when I was so

    tired I could barely move, I came back to camp."

    "Wow" the first guy exclaimed, "Your day was MUCH better than mine.

    Did you get a blow job, too?"

    "Nah," says the second friend over his meal, "I couldn't find her head."

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    • Kat
      A pretty fn good milkshake
      • Mar 2006
      • 4695

      #3
      Re: Yo lard ass

      ugghhh

      damn I didnt expect that
      ♪♫•♫♪•♪♫•♫♪•♪♫•♫♪•♪♫•♫♪•♪♫•♫♪• אין סוף •♪♫•♫♪•♪♫•♫♪•♪♫•♫♪•♪♫•♫♪♪♫•♫♪•♪♫•

      Music is essential for the expression of non material ideals and energies. Music colors our surroundings with emanations from the highest vibrational fields. It allows us to escape all limitations in our thinking and very existence.


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      • AndyH
        Platinum Poster
        • May 2005
        • 1786

        #4
        Re: Yo lard ass

        Originally posted by Katkich
        ugghhh

        damn I didnt expect that


        +1
        [quote=lilsensa '] 'Who wants to sample size my ball sack?'

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        • Miguel
          Are you Kidding me??
          • Oct 2005
          • 3182

          #5
          Re: Yo lard ass

          jajajjaja ..... fel like going out and about

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          • thesightless
            Someone will marry me. Hell Yeah!
            • Jun 2004
            • 13567

            #6
            Re: Yo lard ass

            LMAO......took me a minute. dude. you might just win the hasselhoff baywatch lookalike contest.
            your life is an occasion, rise to it.

            Join My Chant. new mix. april 09. dirty fuck house.
            download that. deep shit listed there

            my dick is its own superhero.

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            • AndyH
              Platinum Poster
              • May 2005
              • 1786

              #7
              Re: Yo lard ass

              Murphy calls to see his mate Paddy who has a broken leg.
              Paddy says, "Me feet are freezing mate, could you nip upstairs and get
              me slippers?"
              "No bother," he says, and he runs upstairs and there are Paddy's two
              stunning 19 year old twin
              daughters sat on their beds.
              "Hello dere girls, your Da' sent me up here to shag ya both."
              "Fook off you liar!".
              "I'll prove it," Murphy says.
              So he shouts down the stairs, "Both of them, Paddy?"
              "Of course, what's the use of fookin' one?!"
              [quote=lilsensa '] 'Who wants to sample size my ball sack?'

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              • Kat
                A pretty fn good milkshake
                • Mar 2006
                • 4695

                #8
                Re: Yo lard ass

                ^^hehe good one
                ♪♫•♫♪•♪♫•♫♪•♪♫•♫♪•♪♫•♫♪•♪♫•♫♪• אין סוף •♪♫•♫♪•♪♫•♫♪•♪♫•♫♪•♪♫•♫♪♪♫•♫♪•♪♫•

                Music is essential for the expression of non material ideals and energies. Music colors our surroundings with emanations from the highest vibrational fields. It allows us to escape all limitations in our thinking and very existence.


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                • hulkhuss
                  Are you Kidding me??
                  • Jun 2004
                  • 3699

                  #9
                  Re: Yo lard ass

                  Sick Day...

                  Not Come To Work

                  Hung Chow calls work and says, "Hey, boss I not come work today, I really sick.

                  I got headache, stomachache and my legs hurt. I not come work."

                  The boss says, "You know Hung Chow, I really need you today.

                  When I feel like that I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex.

                  That makes me feel better and I can go to work then. You should try that."

                  Two hours later Hung Chow calls again,

                  "Boss, I do what you say and I feel great.

                  I be at work soon. You got nice house."
                  http://www.mixcloud.com/RMasie/

                  http://soundcloud.com/r-masie

                  https://www.facebook.com/R-Masie-117851198318029/

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                  • BSully828
                    Platinum Poster
                    • Jun 2004
                    • 1221

                    #10
                    Re: Yo lard ass

                    Three guys get hired to work a construction job - a Russian guy, a Irish guy and a Chinese guy.

                    Foreman meets them on the first day and says, "Russian guy, you mix the cement, Irish guy you lay the bricks, Chinese guy you're in charge of supplies. See you this afternoon."

                    Forman comes back at the end of the day and sees nothing has been done, the bricks and cement bags are still in the same pile they were that morning.

                    "What the hell did you guys do all day? Russian guy - why isn't the cement mixed? Irish guy, you haven't even touched the bricks and where the hell is Chinese guy??"

                    Just then the Chinese guy jumps out from behind the pile of stuff and yells, "SUPPLIES!!"



                    ....I'm sorry, I'll be leaving now...
                    Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not;
                    a sense of humor to console him for what he is.

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                    • KinKyJ
                      Platinum Poser
                      • Jun 2004
                      • 13438

                      #11
                      Re: Yo lard ass

                      Originally posted by thesightless
                      LMAO......took me a minute. dude. you might just win the hasselhoff baywatch lookalike contest.
                      hehehehe bring on them bikini sluts

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                      • thesightless
                        Someone will marry me. Hell Yeah!
                        • Jun 2004
                        • 13567

                        #12
                        Re: Yo lard ass

                        kinky J,




                        the hoff.


                        this might actually beat out the gorilla pic i found.
                        your life is an occasion, rise to it.

                        Join My Chant. new mix. april 09. dirty fuck house.
                        download that. deep shit listed there

                        my dick is its own superhero.

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                        • KinKyJ
                          Platinum Poser
                          • Jun 2004
                          • 13438

                          #13
                          Re: Yo lard ass

                          beats oakie as well if you ask me

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                          • GLD
                            Gold Gabber
                            • Apr 2006
                            • 636

                            #14
                            Re: Yo lard ass

                            Bill worked in a pickle factory. He had been employed there for a number of years when he came home one day to confess to his wife that he had a terrible compulsion. He had an urge to stick his penis into the pickle slicer.

                            His wife suggested that he should see a sex therapist to talk about it, but Bill said he would be too embarrassed. He vowed to overcome the compulsion on his own.

                            One day a few weeks later, Bill came home and his wife could see at once that something was seriously wrong. What's wrong, Bill?" she asked.

                            "Do you remember that I told you how I had this tremendous urge to put my penis into the pickle slicer?"

                            Oh, Bill, you didn't" she exclaimed.

                            Yes, I did." he replied.

                            My God, Bill, what happened?"

                            "I got fired."

                            "No, Bill. I mean, what happened with the pickle slicer?"

                            Oh...she got fired too."

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                            • AndyH
                              Platinum Poster
                              • May 2005
                              • 1786

                              #15
                              Re: Yo lard ass

                              ^^^ Excellent
                              [quote=lilsensa '] 'Who wants to sample size my ball sack?'

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