Yo lard ass

[KinKyJ]

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A little grab from the offensive drawer:

Q: How do you make a six-year-old girl cry twice?

A: Fuck her in the ass, then wipe your dick on her teddy bear.


Q: What's the best part about 6 year old girls?

A: After you're done with them, you can turn them over and use them as 6 year-old boys!


Q: Why can't little black kids play in the sandbox?

A: Because the cats keep burrying them.


Q: How do you starve a Mexican?

A: Hide his food stamps under his work boots.


What do you call a buncha white guys running down a hill? Avalanche. Buncha black guys? Mudslide. Bunch Mexicans? Prison break.

[AndyH]

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Those first two are disgraceful.. You are one sick fuck! (he says while still laughing).

What do you call a black man flying a plane..?







A pilot you racist pig!

[KinKyJ]

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You are one sick fuck!

Awwwwwwwww stop, you're making me blush here

[KinKyJ]

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A boy in the sixth grade comes home after school one day. His mother notices that he's got a big smile on his face.

She asks, "Did anything special happen at school today?"

"Yes, Mom. I had sex with my English teacher!"

The mother is stunned.

"You're going to talk about this with your father when he gets home."

Well, when dad comes home and hears the news he is pleased as punch. Beaming with pride, he walks over to his son and says, "Son, I hear you had sex with your English teacher."

"That's right, Dad."

"Well, you became a man today - this is cause for celebration. Let's head out for some ice cream, and then I'll buy that new bike you've been asking for."

"That sounds great, Dad, but I can I have a football instead? My ass is killing me."

[AndyH]

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[thesightless]

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whats the jewish dillemma?

















pork on sale.

[KinKyJ]

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^^^ Rofl!

[KinKyJ]

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Ryan rings his boss at work and says: "Look,i`m really sorry,but I can't come to work today,I'm sick".

"Sick!" screams his boss "Sick! This is the tenth time this month, Ryan. Exactly how sick are you?"

"Well",replies Ryan."I'm in bed with my 9 year old sister"

[AndyH]

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Nice..

[KinKyJ]

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a black guy is walking on the street with a big parrot on his shoulder.
a little boy comes up and says "sir, what an interesting animal you got there".
the parrot goes "yeah, i got him in Africa"

[AndyH]

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a black guy is walking on the street with a big parrot on his shoulder.
a little boy comes up and says "sir, what an interesting animal you got there".
the parrot goes "yeah, i got him in Africa"

So so so wrong

[KinKyJ]

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Here's one for Kamal

How can you tell when an Indian boy became a man? When the diaper goes from the bottom to the top.

[thesightless]

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lmao^^^

[rainman]

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how do you get 4 fags on the same barstool?

turn it upside down.

[DJJEFFJONES]

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^^^^ haahahahaha