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Even our head of state's sticking the boot in. Maybe she could make diving punishable by castration
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Even our head of state's sticking the boot in. Maybe she could make diving punishable by castration
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Re: Queen thinks Footballers are Pussys
Well said[quote=lilsensa '] 'Who wants to sample size my ball sack?' -
Re: Queen thinks Footballers are Pussys
LMAO @ women commenting on football. That's the same as us guys trying to make an intelligent remark on tampons
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Why do tampons have strings?
So you can floss after you eatComment
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to continue...
Q: why do women have perdiods?
A: Because they deserve them!
Q: What's the difference between a woman having her period and a terrorist?
A: You can negotiate with a terrorist.
Q: What do you call a room full of women, half with Pre Mentrual Syndrome, half with yeast infections?
A: A whine and cheese party.
Q: Why is it called Pre Menstrual Syndrome?
A: Because "Mad Cow Disease" was already taken.Comment
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Re: Queen thinks Footballers are Pussys
A black man finds a magic lamp and rubs it. Out pops a genie, and tells the black man he can have three wishes.
He thinks for a while and finally says, "I want to be white, uptight, and out-of-sight."
Poof, he's a tampon!Comment
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This is so bad I had to share it. Think it's been translated from Italian which is some explanation:
Two lesbian vampires are 'doing it'.
One says to the other "Bye. I hope to see you after 28 days"
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If the length of the pendulum string is X, and the acceleration due to gravity is g, how long is a period?
Twenty-eight days.Comment
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Re: Queen thinks Footballers are Pussys
Never trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't dieAn ounce of image is worth a pound of performance.Comment
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Re: Queen thinks Footballers are Pussys
'25% of the time you are on your periodical anyway'[quote=lilsensa '] 'Who wants to sample size my ball sack?'Comment
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Q: How can you tell the barwoman doesn't like you?
A: The string in your Bloody Mary.Comment
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Re: Queen thinks Footballers are Pussys
Three vampires walk into a bar. One orders a blood on the rocks. Another orders a double blood. The third simply asks for a mug of hot water. "Why didn't you order blood like everyone else?" asks the bartender. The vampire pulls out a tampon and says, "I'm making tea!"Comment
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