Queen thinks Footballers are Pussys

**AndyH** · November 23, 2006, 11:30:48 AM

Re: Queen thinks Footballers are Pussys

Well said

**KinKyJ** · November 24, 2006, 08:56:27 AM

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LMAO @ women commenting on football. That's the same as us guys trying to make an intelligent remark on tampons

**TheMightyGreg** · November 24, 2006, 09:05:38 AM

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Why do tampons have strings?

So you can floss after you eat

**KinKyJ** · November 24, 2006, 09:11:17 AM

Re: Queen thinks Footballers are Pussys

to continue...

Q: why do women have perdiods?
A: Because they deserve them!

Q: What's the difference between a woman having her period and a terrorist?
A: You can negotiate with a terrorist.

Q: What do you call a room full of women, half with Pre Mentrual Syndrome, half with yeast infections?
A: A whine and cheese party.

Q: Why is it called Pre Menstrual Syndrome?
A: Because "Mad Cow Disease" was already taken.

**KinKyJ** · November 24, 2006, 09:13:55 AM

Re: Queen thinks Footballers are Pussys

A black man finds a magic lamp and rubs it. Out pops a genie, and tells the black man he can have three wishes.

He thinks for a while and finally says, "I want to be white, uptight, and out-of-sight."

Poof, he's a tampon!

**TheMightyGreg** · November 24, 2006, 09:22:02 AM

Re: Queen thinks Footballers are Pussys

This is so bad I had to share it. Think it's been translated from Italian which is some explanation:

Two lesbian vampires are 'doing it'.

One says to the other "Bye. I hope to see you after 28 days"

**KinKyJ** · November 24, 2006, 09:26:00 AM

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If the length of the pendulum string is X, and the acceleration due to gravity is g, how long is a period?

Twenty-eight days.

**NastyD** · November 24, 2006, 10:02:40 AM

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Never trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die

**AndyH** · November 24, 2006, 10:14:12 AM

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'25% of the time you are on your periodical anyway'

**KinKyJ** · November 24, 2006, 02:05:09 PM

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Q: How can you tell the barwoman doesn't like you?

A: The string in your Bloody Mary.

**rainman** · November 24, 2006, 07:15:44 PM

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Three vampires walk into a bar. One orders a blood on the rocks. Another orders a double blood. The third simply asks for a mug of hot water. "Why didn't you order blood like everyone else?" asks the bartender. The vampire pulls out a tampon and says, "I'm making tea!"

**Miroslav** · November 24, 2006, 07:30:21 PM

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^^

**edjames** · November 25, 2006, 11:07:12 AM

Re: Queen thinks Footballers are Pussys

Originally posted by KinKyJ

to continue...

Q: why do women have perdiods?
A: Because they deserve them!

Q: What's the difference between a woman having her period and a terrorist?
A: You can negotiate with a terrorist.

Q: What do you call a room full of women, half with Pre Mentrual Syndrome, half with yeast infections?
A: A whine and cheese party.

Q: Why is it called Pre Menstrual Syndrome?
A: Because "Mad Cow Disease" was already taken.

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