Queen thinks Footballers are Pussys

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  • TheMightyGreg
    Editor Shmeditor
    • Nov 2006
    • 1361

    Queen thinks Footballers are Pussys



    Even our head of state's sticking the boot in. Maybe she could make diving punishable by castration

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  • AndyH
    Platinum Poster
    • May 2005
    • 1786

    #2
    Re: Queen thinks Footballers are Pussys

    Well said
    [quote=lilsensa '] 'Who wants to sample size my ball sack?'

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    • KinKyJ
      Platinum Poser
      • Jun 2004
      • 13438

      #3
      Re: Queen thinks Footballers are Pussys

      LMAO @ women commenting on football. That's the same as us guys trying to make an intelligent remark on tampons

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      • TheMightyGreg
        Editor Shmeditor
        • Nov 2006
        • 1361

        #4
        Re: Queen thinks Footballers are Pussys

        Why do tampons have strings?


        So you can floss after you eat
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        • KinKyJ
          Platinum Poser
          • Jun 2004
          • 13438

          #5
          Re: Queen thinks Footballers are Pussys

          to continue...

          Q: why do women have perdiods?
          A: Because they deserve them!


          Q: What's the difference between a woman having her period and a terrorist?
          A: You can negotiate with a terrorist.


          Q: What do you call a room full of women, half with Pre Mentrual Syndrome, half with yeast infections?
          A: A whine and cheese party.


          Q: Why is it called Pre Menstrual Syndrome?
          A: Because "Mad Cow Disease" was already taken.

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          • KinKyJ
            Platinum Poser
            • Jun 2004
            • 13438

            #6
            Re: Queen thinks Footballers are Pussys

            A black man finds a magic lamp and rubs it. Out pops a genie, and tells the black man he can have three wishes.

            He thinks for a while and finally says, "I want to be white, uptight, and out-of-sight."

            Poof, he's a tampon!

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            • TheMightyGreg
              Editor Shmeditor
              • Nov 2006
              • 1361

              #7
              Re: Queen thinks Footballers are Pussys

              This is so bad I had to share it. Think it's been translated from Italian which is some explanation:

              Two lesbian vampires are 'doing it'.

              One says to the other "Bye. I hope to see you after 28 days"

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              • KinKyJ
                Platinum Poser
                • Jun 2004
                • 13438

                #8
                Re: Queen thinks Footballers are Pussys



                If the length of the pendulum string is X, and the acceleration due to gravity is g, how long is a period?






                Twenty-eight days.

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                • NastyD
                  Gold Gabber
                  • Jun 2004
                  • 614

                  #9
                  Re: Queen thinks Footballers are Pussys

                  Never trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die
                  An ounce of image is worth a pound of performance.

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                  • AndyH
                    Platinum Poster
                    • May 2005
                    • 1786

                    #10
                    Re: Queen thinks Footballers are Pussys

                    '25% of the time you are on your periodical anyway'
                    [quote=lilsensa '] 'Who wants to sample size my ball sack?'

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                    • KinKyJ
                      Platinum Poser
                      • Jun 2004
                      • 13438

                      #11
                      Re: Queen thinks Footballers are Pussys

                      Q: How can you tell the barwoman doesn't like you?


                      A: The string in your Bloody Mary.

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                      • rainman
                        Platinum Poster
                        • Dec 2005
                        • 1869

                        #12
                        Re: Queen thinks Footballers are Pussys

                        Three vampires walk into a bar. One orders a blood on the rocks. Another orders a double blood. The third simply asks for a mug of hot water. "Why didn't you order blood like everyone else?" asks the bartender. The vampire pulls out a tampon and says, "I'm making tea!"

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                        • Miroslav
                          WHOA I can change this!1!
                          • Apr 2006
                          • 4122

                          #13
                          Re: Queen thinks Footballers are Pussys

                          ^^
                          mixes: www.waxdj.com/miroslav

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                          • edjames
                            Getting warmed up
                            • Jan 2006
                            • 91

                            #14
                            Re: Queen thinks Footballers are Pussys

                            Originally posted by KinKyJ
                            to continue...

                            Q: why do women have perdiods?
                            A: Because they deserve them!


                            Q: What's the difference between a woman having her period and a terrorist?
                            A: You can negotiate with a terrorist.


                            Q: What do you call a room full of women, half with Pre Mentrual Syndrome, half with yeast infections?
                            A: A whine and cheese party.


                            Q: Why is it called Pre Menstrual Syndrome?
                            A: Because "Mad Cow Disease" was already taken.
                            Has anyone seen the cheese smoking monks?

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