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  • TheMightyGreg
    Editor Shmeditor
    • Nov 2006
    • 1361
    #1

    Magician or Muppet

    David Blaine Idiot Update: Gyroscope Stunt Over Already
    http://www.hecklerspray.com/david-blaine-idiot-update-gyroscope-stunt-over-already/20065941.php
    Most people would regard being strapped into a three-ring gyroscope, hoisted 40ft into the air and left to listlessly spin around eight times a minute for a couple of days with no food or water in the freezing cold as a really rubbish way to pass the time. Luckily, though, most people aren't David Blaine. That's a good thing in itself - imagine how annoying it'd be if everywhere you went people kept throwing playing cards through sheets of glass - but we're straying slightly off-subject. Anyway, David Blaine has been going through that exact gyroscope scenario this week, which culminated last night in a dramatic David Blaine-style unshackling of some locks, a 40ft fall through a wooden stage and a quick hobble off to catch a taxi in time for tea. And David Blaine's successful escape from his gyroscope stunt means that 100 poverty-stricken New York children now get to go on a shopping spree around Target, where they'll each spend a special $500 gift voucher that's been personally splattered with David Blaine's very own motion sickness vomit.


    You may have already seen/heard of this, but the point I wish to emphasise is a valid one: this guy MUST be the among the biggest pricks of all time, ever.
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    • AndyH
      Platinum Poster
      • May 2005
      • 1786
      #2
      Re: Magician or Muppet

      Seems that the reviewer thinks so too!

      You have to admit he does do some amazing tricks..
      [quote=lilsensa '] 'Who wants to sample size my ball sack?'

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        • chanty
          John, John, where art thou!
          • Jun 2004
          • 4622
          #3
          Re: Magician or Muppet

          At least a 100 underprivledged children get to shop at Target off this stunt.
          Awww...I didn't mean A holes, as in "A holes"...I meant it like, as in, my friends....

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            • rainman
              Platinum Poster
              • Dec 2005
              • 1869
              #4
              Re: Magician or Muppet

              agreed, at least it went towards a good cause.

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                • DancingQueen
                  AVB FanClub | President
                  • Oct 2005
                  • 4061
                  #5
                  Re: Magician or Muppet

                  when I think of David Blaine I really don't think of a magician. I think of him more as a crazy stunt man, and I will emphasize the word CRAZY
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                    • Corven
                      Are you Kidding me??
                      • Jun 2004
                      • 4080
                      #6
                      Re: Magician or Muppet

                      i actually like some of the stuff he did
                      I broke my spoon on the viagra sundae.

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                        • Lrn
                          Are you Kidding me??
                          • Jan 2005
                          • 3233
                          #7
                          Re: Magician or Muppet

                          i cant stand the way that guy talks....ohhhkayyyyhhhhh fuuhhh thisssss truuukkhhhhkkk you havee tuhhhh tahhhke one card twah.

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                            • geoffgulley
                              Platinum Poster
                              • Apr 2005
                              • 2002
                              #8
                              Re: Magician or Muppet

                              personally i can't stand the fuckwit but, as already stated, this is for a good cause....
                              "only dead fish swim with the stream..." Malcolm Muggeridge


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