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Rumors are swirling that the people who made public the famed Tommy Lee/Pam Anderson sex tape have gotten their hands on a similar bit of video starring Dukes of Hazzard bombshell Jessica Simpson and ex-husband Nick Lachey, and are planning on releasing it.
According to a source, Jessica is "horrified her name and 'sex tape' are being mentioned in the same sentence" because "she's always been a girl of high morals and principles."
But not much brains. And the same goes for Lachey too, apparently. I mean, in this day and age, does it make sense for any famous person to videotape themselves doing anything more serious than cuddling? These sex tapes always get out. Always. And a lot of times, people are embarrassed when they do. Sometimes people actually like it - like Screech (cause it proved to everyone that he wasn't a virgin) - but mostly, it just causes people grief.
By the way, the people who allegedly have the tape are alleged to be blackmailing Simpson with it, saying they'll release it if she doesn't pay them. I wonder how long all of this has been going on. I mean, Jessica has looked rather anxiety-ridden lately. Of course, knowing her, that could just be from trying to use a can-opener. Those damn gadgets can cause a lot of stress.
According to a source, Jessica is "horrified her name and 'sex tape' are being mentioned in the same sentence" because "she's always been a girl of high morals and principles."
But not much brains. And the same goes for Lachey too, apparently. I mean, in this day and age, does it make sense for any famous person to videotape themselves doing anything more serious than cuddling? These sex tapes always get out. Always. And a lot of times, people are embarrassed when they do. Sometimes people actually like it - like Screech (cause it proved to everyone that he wasn't a virgin) - but mostly, it just causes people grief.
By the way, the people who allegedly have the tape are alleged to be blackmailing Simpson with it, saying they'll release it if she doesn't pay them. I wonder how long all of this has been going on. I mean, Jessica has looked rather anxiety-ridden lately. Of course, knowing her, that could just be from trying to use a can-opener. Those damn gadgets can cause a lot of stress.
and I'm sure that that will be evident in the sex tape.
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