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  • Life on Other Planets AKA Johns
    Are you Kidding me??
    • Oct 2005
    • 3087

    Gator Attacks Naked Crackhead!!!

    'Help, a gator's got me!' screams naked man on crack

    LAKELAND -- Deputy Billy Osborne heard the man's cries for help but couldn't see him through the thick brush and pre-dawn darkness.

    " 'I have two broken arms, and an alligator's got me pinned. I can't move. Please help me,' " the Polk County deputy sheriff recalled the man saying at a news conference Wednesday.

    A naked man slumped over, caught in the jaws of a huge alligator amid thick cattails in bloodied water. He said the man, who had been using drugs and lost a lot of blood, seemed oddly calm.

    Two other deputies came after, following the man's cries, Osborne's voice and the sounds of the alligator thrashing in the water.

    "We were pretty much playing tug of war," Osborne said.

    After about 30 seconds, the alligator released the man, whom the Polk County Sheriff's Office identified as 45-year-old Adrian Apgar of nearby Polk City.

    The gator nearly severed Apgar's left arm, broke his right arm, and took significant bites out of his buttocks and the back of a thigh. He underwent surgery Wednesday and was in critical condition, sheriff's officials said.

    "We don't know whether he'll make it or not," Polk Sheriff Grady Judd said.

    In all, it took three deputies and their sergeant about 20 minutes to find and rescue Apgar in Lake Parker.

    Judd said Apgar told deputies he had been smoking crack cocaine at the adjacent park, but it was unclear why he was naked or why he was attacked by the alligator.

  • KinKyJ
    Platinum Poser
    • Jun 2004
    • 13438

    #2
    Re: Gator Attacks Naked Crackhead!!!

    I guess the croc got his crack

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    • TheMightyGreg
      Editor Shmeditor
      • Nov 2006
      • 1361

      #3
      Re: Gator Attacks Naked Crackhead!!!

      Posted this story a few days ago:

      http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/6159225.stm ....you might get snapped!


      No-one listens to me round here!
      Catch my bi-monthly show on UB Radio

      http://www.ubradio.net/djs/greg-sawyer-99?sort=7

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      • AndyH
        Platinum Poster
        • May 2005
        • 1786

        #4
        Re: Gator Attacks Naked Crackhead!!!

        Im sure this story was posted a few days ago... I guess not..
        [quote=lilsensa '] 'Who wants to sample size my ball sack?'

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        • rainman
          Platinum Poster
          • Dec 2005
          • 1869

          #5
          Re: Gator Attacks Naked Crackhead!!!

          didnt someone else post this . . .a few days ago . . .hmmm. . .seems familar

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          • KinKyJ
            Platinum Poser
            • Jun 2004
            • 13438

            #6
            Re: Gator Attacks Naked Crackhead!!!

            Originally posted by TheMightyGreg
            Posted this story a few days ago:

            http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/6159225.stm ....you might get snapped!


            No-one listens to me round here!
            Did you just say something?

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            • Life on Other Planets AKA Johns
              Are you Kidding me??
              • Oct 2005
              • 3087

              #7
              Re: Gator Attacks Naked Crackhead!!!

              What?? Yeah i know i just posted the story (first) on here

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              • AndyH
                Platinum Poster
                • May 2005
                • 1786

                #8
                Re: Gator Attacks Naked Crackhead!!!

                Originally posted by johns
                What?? Yeah i know i just posted the story (first) on here
                And a great story it was too mate. Max rep for you..!
                [quote=lilsensa '] 'Who wants to sample size my ball sack?'

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                • Miguel
                  Are you Kidding me??
                  • Oct 2005
                  • 3182

                  #9
                  Re: Gator Attacks Naked Crackhead!!!

                  Originally posted by TheMightyGreg
                  Posted this story a few days ago:

                  http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/6159225.stm ....you might get snapped!


                  No-one listens to me round here!


                  me thinks its because of the red x's,, perhaps, no?

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                  • thesightless
                    Someone will marry me. Hell Yeah!
                    • Jun 2004
                    • 13567

                    #10
                    Re: Gator Attacks Naked Crackhead!!!

                    why wouldnt you just take a shotgun and put it to the croc?
                    your life is an occasion, rise to it.

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                    • Miguel
                      Are you Kidding me??
                      • Oct 2005
                      • 3182

                      #11
                      Re: Gator Attacks Naked Crackhead!!!

                      ^^^ the guy was on crack
                      maybe he though he was talking to lady di or something

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                      • cm1179
                        Gold Gabber
                        • Oct 2006
                        • 589

                        #12
                        Re: Gator Attacks Naked Crackhead!!!

                        i was hoping for a youtube link

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                        • rainman
                          Platinum Poster
                          • Dec 2005
                          • 1869

                          #13
                          Re: Gator Attacks Naked Crackhead!!!

                          Originally posted by AndyH
                          And a great story it was too mate. Max rep for you..!

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