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  • AndyH
    Platinum Poster
    • May 2005
    • 1786

    not only do women fart, but......

    Not exactly about driving but another example of the extent of women's common sense

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  • thesightless
    Someone will marry me. Hell Yeah!
    • Jun 2004
    • 13567

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    not only do women fart, but......



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    • Jibgolly
      Vortexuralizor
      • Jun 2004
      • 20773

      #3
      Re: not only do women fart, but......

      can't believe they wouldnt let her back on the plane.
      before you know it breathing will be illegal and/or offensive.

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      • thesightless
        Someone will marry me. Hell Yeah!
        • Jun 2004
        • 13567

        #4
        Re: not only do women fart, but......

        of all the things, considering the events of the last half decade, why in the world woudlnt you think twice b4 lighting a match on a plane?
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        • Jibgolly
          Vortexuralizor
          • Jun 2004
          • 20773

          #5
          Re: not only do women fart, but......

          good point sean. but america freaks out over anything these days. we can thank CNN for our heightened alertness.

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          • thesightless
            Someone will marry me. Hell Yeah!
            • Jun 2004
            • 13567

            #6
            Re: not only do women fart, but......

            CNN is the nathan lane/robin williams of news. all the pomp and circumstance, yet surprisingly little quality material
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            • Jibgolly
              Vortexuralizor
              • Jun 2004
              • 20773

              #7
              Re: not only do women fart, but......

              thats what i mean. they capatilize on instilling fear in americans. with all their orange and red threat levels. im sure the person sitting next to this woman on the plane appreciated the attempt to cover up the odor. its the people sitting 3 rows away from her that freak out for no reason. she could have saved herself from being a national news laugh by standing up and saying "everyone, i farted"

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              • Jibgolly
                Vortexuralizor
                • Jun 2004
                • 20773

                #8
                Re: not only do women fart, but......

                another thing that puzzles me is why they allow matches on the plane but not lighters. correct me if im wrong, but matches create fire too.

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                • Jibgolly
                  Vortexuralizor
                  • Jun 2004
                  • 20773

                  #9
                  Re: not only do women fart, but......

                  i could go on and on here... another fucked up rule i don't understand is that you can't bring a bottle of water or shampoo on the plane, but you can bring matches?

                  seriously WTF

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                  • Kamal
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                    • May 2002
                    • 28833

                    #10
                    Re: not only do women fart, but......

                    Originally posted by thesightless
                    of all the things, considering the events of the last half decade, why in the world woudlnt you think twice b4 lighting a match on a plane?
                    instead of thinking about the events over the last of the half decade before lighting a match on a plane.... how about just thinking.
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                    • thesightless
                      Someone will marry me. Hell Yeah!
                      • Jun 2004
                      • 13567

                      #11
                      Re: not only do women fart, but......

                      i wish we could have a smoke on the plane... would be nice....
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                      • chemicalbeavis
                        Are you Kidding me??
                        • Jun 2004
                        • 3607

                        #12
                        Re: not only do women fart, but......

                        Originally posted by Kamal
                        instead of thinking about the events over the last of the half decade before lighting a match on a plane.... how about just thinking.

                        That's a very good call

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                        • thesightless
                          Someone will marry me. Hell Yeah!
                          • Jun 2004
                          • 13567

                          #13
                          Re: not only do women fart, but......

                          chem, you're ancient, what was it like when you could have a cigarette on the plane?

                          also, what was it like when women couldnt vote?
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                          • chemicalbeavis
                            Are you Kidding me??
                            • Jun 2004
                            • 3607

                            #14
                            Re: not only do women fart, but......

                            Longer than you have had special needs i would imagine my retarded friend. I wouldn't know for sure, i don't smoke, fly, vote or spend most of my free time posting bullshit on message boards.

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                            • toasty
                              Sir Toastiness
                              • Jun 2004
                              • 6585

                              #15
                              Re: not only do women fart, but......

                              I thought this was going to be this:

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