not only do women fart, but......

**rubyraks** · December 6, 2006, 05:00:31 PM

Re: not only do women fart, but......

Originally posted by thesightless

chem, you're ancient, what was it like when you could have a cigarette on the plane?

also, what was it like when women couldnt vote?

Smoking on a plane was awesome...stopped me from freaking out for hours on end and getting lockjaw from chewing gum so damn long

of course, having to inhale everyone else's cigarettes along with my own in a small enclosed badly ventilated cabin wasn't too much fun...

don't know about the voting though...that's well before my time

**toasty** · December 6, 2006, 05:10:23 PM

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If I were her, I would wear this as a badge of honor. How many people can say they've brought down a plane with their ass?

Reminds me of a time a few years ago when I was talking to this gal I was dating on the phone. I needed to fart but I figured "hey, I'm on the phone, who's going to care," and let 'er rip, so to speak. Conversation then proceeded as follows:

Her: What did you say?
Me: Nothing
Her: No seriously, what did you say?
Me: Actually, that was my ass.
Her: Oh.

Some people probably wouldn't revel in the fact that they are capable of that kind of volume. Not me. I'm telling the world.

**RiseandShine** · December 6, 2006, 05:14:30 PM

Re: not only do women fart, but......

did she prefer your ass after this?

**toasty** · December 6, 2006, 05:17:03 PM

Re: not only do women fart, but......

Originally posted by RiseandShine

did she prefer your ass after this?

For some reason, she wasn't near as impressed with my ass-tonishing feat as I was. Go figure.

Oh well. She was an odd one anyway.

**AndyH** · December 6, 2006, 05:56:35 PM

Re: not only do women fart, but......

Originally posted by toasty

Her: What did you say?
Me: Nothing
Her: No seriously, what did you say?
Me: Actually, that was my ass.
Her: Oh.

.

LMAO!! Ive had that exact conversation except didnt own up to it..

**thesightless** · December 6, 2006, 06:25:53 PM

Re: not only do women fart, but......

my friend john, who some of you have met, and another kid eric, have terrible gas non stop. i mean, like an indian person died in their ass after eating pure curry type odor (no offense K, just stereotyping). we were at the jets game about 3 weeks ago and john let one, and people all over our section were screaming. he is sitting there laughing his ass off. mind you, the meadowlands is an outdoor stadium known for the wind.

**lilsensa** · December 6, 2006, 08:19:45 PM

Re: not only do women fart, but......

Originally posted by Jibgolly

another thing that puzzles me is why they allow matches on the plane but not lighters. correct me if im wrong, but matches create fire too.

matches are actually easier than a lighter to make a fire...the paper comes with them...dumbass security personell

**KinKyJ** · December 7, 2006, 05:46:14 AM

Re: not only do women fart, but......

Originally posted by thesightless

http://www.cnn.com/2006/TRAVEL/12/06....ap/index.html

i think we have a winner.

Not only does Sean repost, but...

http://www.mercuryserver.com/forums/showpost.php?p=417056&postcount=100

on topic: anybody hear about that russian guy who was stopped with a bottle of scotch at the security check of the airport? he wasn't allowed to take the bottle on the plane, so the idiot downed it all on the spot. Result: hangover in the hospital

**palmer** · December 7, 2006, 05:50:00 AM

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what is this thread about again....?

**KinKyJ** · December 7, 2006, 05:51:23 AM

Re: not only do women fart, but......

Farts On A Plane

**TheMightyGreg** · December 7, 2006, 09:01:22 AM

Fart Diverts Flight

So a chick tries to cover up the smell of her fart with matches and chaos ensues. Bet she wish she'd used some of her perfume instead, or just held her hand up and admitted it like any guy would have done.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/6213644.stm

The woman was questioned by the FBI but released without charge

"We know it was you bitch, admit you're a stinkin' ho!"

**KinKyJ** · December 7, 2006, 09:12:11 AM

Re: Fart Diverts Flight

And you wonder why people don't listen to you?

not only do women fart, but...... - [ms]

http://www.mercuryserver.com/forums/showpost.php?p=417750&postcount=22

Not exactly about driving but another example of the extent of women's common sense http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?in_article_id=28017&in_page_id=2

**TheMightyGreg** · December 7, 2006, 09:38:04 AM

Re: Fart Diverts Flight

Fair point. I'll stick to posting red x's.

**KinKyJ** · December 7, 2006, 09:44:35 AM

Re: Fart Diverts Flight

my negro

**AndyH** · December 7, 2006, 12:19:24 PM

Re: Fart Diverts Flight

Originally posted by KinKyJ

And you wonder why people don't listen to you?

http://www.mercuryserver.com/forums/...0&postcount=22

Evan THAT was a repost as I posted it in the 'why cant women drive' thread before that

why cant women drive? - [ms]

http://www.mercuryserver.com/forums/showthread.php?t=33411&page=7

some idiot just drove her jaguar throught the storefront next to my office... she was parked then put it in drive as opposed to backing out.... moron. i hope the paramedics deny her treatment on the basis of human stupidity.

So its actually that third time it has been posted!!!!

not only do women fart, but......

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