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  • RiseandShine
    Are you Kidding me??
    • Sep 2006
    • 2910

    Killing flies

    A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter.
    "What are you doing?" She asked.
    "Hunting Flies" He responded.
    "Oh. Killing any?" She asked.
    "Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied.
    Intrigued, she asked. "How can you tell them apart?"
    He responded, "3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone."
    If the doors of perception were cleansed, every thing would appear to man as it is: infinite. - William Blake
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