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  • RiseandShine
    Are you Kidding me??
    • Sep 2006
    • 2910

    201 ways to say you're drunk

    A. Addled, Ale?d, Alight, A few shades to the wind.
    B. Bagged, Badgered, Ban jaxed, Bashed, Battered, Been drinking, Bent, Bladdered, Blind, Blasted, Blathered, Blitzed, Blotto, Boiled, Bombed, Brahms & Liszt, Buckled, Buzzed.
    C. Cabbaged, Campaigning, Canned, Chevy Chased, Clobbered, Creamed over, Crocked.
    D. Dead drunk, Dean Martinized, Decimated, Discombobulated, Dipsomaniatic, Dizzy, Drowned, Drunk, Drunk as a Lord, Drunk as a skunk, Drunken.
    E. Etched, Ethanol engorged , Ethanolized, Etherized, Euthanized.
    F. Fecked, Feeling it, Finished, Flushed, Flying, Frothy, Fruit looped, F*cked, F*cked up.
    G. Gassed, Galvanized, Gin rummied, Glazed, Goosed, Green, Groged, Groggy, Guinness headed.
    H. Had a few, Haggard, Hammered, Hanging, High, Hosed, Howling drunk.
    I. In with Bacchus, Inebriated, In orbit, Intoxicated, Irish eyed.
    J. Jagged, Jaxied, Jiggy, Jolly, Jugged, Juiced.
    K. Killed, Kinked.
    L. Laced, Lamped, Lashed, Leathered, Legless, lispy, Lit, Lit up, Liquored up, Loaded, Loo la, Looped, Loopy, Loose, Lubricated, Lush.
    M. Mad, Mangled, Mashed, Melted, Merl Haggard, Merry, Minced, Monkey-full, Mottled, Muttled.
    N. Newcastled, Nippy, Nailed.
    O. Off me pickle, Off me trolley, Off my rocker, Oiled, On a campaign, On assignment for The Pist, On a piss-up, On the bottle, Out of it.
    P. Painted, Paralytic, Past .08, Pickled, Pickwicked, Pie-eyed, Pished, Pissed, Pist, Plastered, Ploughed, Potted, Pole axed, Polluted, Puking.
    Q.Quitted, Quintessential.
    R. Ratted, Ravaged, Razzled, Reading The Pist, Rosy glowing, Rubbered, Rubber legged, Ruined, Rummed, Rummy.
    S. Screwed, Scuttered, Sh*t faced, Shot, Silly, Slaughtered, Slammed, Slewed, Sloppy, Sloshed, Smashed, Snatered , Soaked, Sotted, Sous, Soused, Sozzled, Spangled, Spannered, Squiffy, Steaming, Stewed, Stitched up, Stiff, Stinking, Stink-o, Stone drunk.
    T. Tanked, Tight, Tipsy, Toasted, Totalled, Trashed,Twisted.
    U. Ugly, Under, Under the influence, Unsafe to drive, Unsober.
    V. Vinic, Visiting the vicar.
    W. Warped, Washed out, Wasted, Wellied, Wet, White washed, Wined, Wiped, Wired, Wrecked.
    X. X?ed out.
    Y. Yodeling out of tune.
    Z. Zombied, Zonked.

    If the doors of perception were cleansed, every thing would appear to man as it is: infinite. - William Blake
  • thesightless
    Someone will marry me. Hell Yeah!
    • Jun 2004
    • 13567

    #2
    Re: 201 ways to say you're drunk

    P- poma piled
    S- slaunched, schelacked
    H- ham eyed
    your life is an occasion, rise to it.

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    • Lrn
      Are you Kidding me??
      • Jan 2005
      • 3233

      #3
      Re: 201 ways to say you're drunk

      shit canned

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      • Lrn
        Are you Kidding me??
        • Jan 2005
        • 3233

        #4
        Re: 201 ways to say you're drunk

        oiled and unsober my new favorates

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        • speciale
          Are you Kidding me??
          • Dec 2005
          • 3728

          #5
          Re: 201 ways to say you're drunk

          thesightless
          Originally posted by Miroslav
          It's not like he grabbed his balls and sucked his dick. It's not like he gave the Saudis the original copy of the Constitution to use as toilet paper. It's not like he gave away the secret recipe to the Colonel's chicken. .
          No Soup for You

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          • fletcher
            Platinum Poster
            • Jul 2005
            • 1308

            #6
            Re: 201 ways to say you're drunk

            Bolloxed
            Out of my face!
            http://fletchymole.wordpress.com/

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            • AntonyM
              DUDERZ get a life!!!
              • Oct 2004
              • 6415

              #7
              Re: 201 ways to say you're drunk

              Faded

              Originally posted by Shpira
              So came back last night...
              Sven Vath was amazing...he played a god damn killer set...ended up going to that and came to at like 10 am in some whore house in south Amsterdam...no idea how I ended up there...friday was a bit of a blur got really drunk and visited several parties can't remember a whole lot to be honest hehe...saturday was probably the best day that I recall...started up in the nearest coffee shop and going from party to party...beautiful woman, beer and weed...finished the night by taking some shrooms and listening to an amazing elke kleijn set...sunday...i met a nice girl who worked at one of the coffee shops and ended up talking to her for like 6 hours...was supposed to meet her at some DnB party...but instead went for a steak and walked around red light district bars drinking and smoking...monday took it easy went to a coffee shop and took a taxi to airport....

              All in all...I think I will be going back there some time soon
              Originally posted by Illuminate
              Let me get this straight.

              So white-middle class Americans have been told by their Television sets to be fearful of:

              1. Mexicans/Latinos from the South bringing drugs and killings n' shit.
              2. African Americans cause mos def they are raging a race war and want to occupy America like how the plebs occupied Wall St.
              3. Iranians/Afghans/Any one of middle eastern origin to be quite frank, cause you know Islam...
              4. North Koreans/Chinese cause you know everything...

              Am I close here?

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              • Lrn
                Are you Kidding me??
                • Jan 2005
                • 3233

                #8
                Re: 201 ways to say you're drunk

                crunkatude

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                • AndyH
                  Platinum Poster
                  • May 2005
                  • 1786

                  #9
                  Re: 201 ways to say you're drunk

                  Is a pretty comprehensive list..
                  [quote=lilsensa '] 'Who wants to sample size my ball sack?'

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                  • Huggie Smiles
                    Anyone have Styx livesets?
                    • Jun 2004
                    • 11836

                    #10
                    Re: 201 ways to say you're drunk

                    blootered
                    ....Freak in the morning, Freak in the evening, aint no other Freak like me thats breathing....




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                    • toasty
                      Sir Toastiness
                      • Jun 2004
                      • 6585

                      #11
                      Re: 201 ways to say you're drunk

                      schnaquered
                      FUBARed (fucked up beyond all recognition)
                      rocked

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                      • BSully828
                        Platinum Poster
                        • Jun 2004
                        • 1221

                        #12
                        Re: 201 ways to say you're drunk

                        wang-tangled
                        Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not;
                        a sense of humor to console him for what he is.

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                        • Miguel
                          Are you Kidding me??
                          • Oct 2005
                          • 3182

                          #13
                          Re: 201 ways to say you're drunk

                          3/4's

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                          • demonAfro
                            Are you Kidding me??
                            • Jun 2004
                            • 3488

                            #14
                            Re: 201 ways to say you're drunk

                            Faced and slotted appear to be MIA

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                            • rainman
                              Platinum Poster
                              • Dec 2005
                              • 1869

                              #15
                              Re: 201 ways to say you're drunk

                              man down

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