Tweet
Number 10 - Life is sexually transmitted.
Number 9 - Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at
which one can die.
Number 8 - Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see
him nonerect, make him a sandwich.
Number 7 - Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day;
teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you
for weeks.
Number 6 - Some people are like a Slinky.....not really good
for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see
one tumble down the stairs.
Number 5 - Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying
in hospitals dying of nothing.
Number 4 - All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It
pays no attention to criticism .
Number 3 - Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred
dollars and a substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents?
Number 2 - In the 60's, people took acid to make the world
weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it
normal.
NUMBER 1 - We know exactly where one cow with mad-cow-disease
is located among the millions and millions of cows in America
but we haven't got a clue as to where thousands of illegal
immigrants and terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the
Department of Agriculture in charge of immigration.
Number 9 - Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at
which one can die.
Number 8 - Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see
him nonerect, make him a sandwich.
Number 7 - Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day;
teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you
for weeks.
Number 6 - Some people are like a Slinky.....not really good
for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see
one tumble down the stairs.
Number 5 - Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying
in hospitals dying of nothing.
Number 4 - All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It
pays no attention to criticism .
Number 3 - Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred
dollars and a substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents?
Number 2 - In the 60's, people took acid to make the world
weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it
normal.
NUMBER 1 - We know exactly where one cow with mad-cow-disease
is located among the millions and millions of cows in America
but we haven't got a clue as to where thousands of illegal
immigrants and terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the
Department of Agriculture in charge of immigration.
number 8 and 5
)
Comment