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  • TheMightyGreg
    Editor Shmeditor
    • Nov 2006
    • 1361

    Xmas Rules

    For anyone worried about spending an extended period of time with their family over the festive season, fret no more! A helpful proffessor has found out exactly why we fight, and how those fights can be prevented. Mind-numbingly obvious results, and considering this guy was probably paid fairly well to do this, it's no suprise governements have no money left to spend on healthcare

    Why is it that during the season of joy and peace you're more likely to deck your brother-in-law than deck the halls? According to Sheila McNamee, professo


    Families may want to lay down communication "ground rules" prior to family gatherings that will protect relatives from being attacked. These rules might include:
    --Speak using only “I” statements.
    --Avoid blame. Instead of blame, ask questions to gain coherence and understanding.
    --Don't let relatives to interrupt each other.
    --Engage in generous listening instead of treating listening as an opportunity to “reload” during a disagreement.
    Hmm....I think i'll just get trashed and go to a pub.
    Catch my bi-monthly show on UB Radio

    http://www.ubradio.net/djs/greg-sawyer-99?sort=7
  • KinKyJ
    Platinum Poser
    • Jun 2004
    • 13438

    #2
    Re: Xmas Rules

    PLURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

    Just spike the aperitive with xtc and you don't need to care about that crap. I'll be too busy druling down Erzina's cleavage this Christmas. No time nor incentive for me to start a feud this year

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    • TheMightyGreg
      Editor Shmeditor
      • Nov 2006
      • 1361

      #3
      Re: Xmas Rules

      ^^ Drooling, you illiterate muppet.
      Catch my bi-monthly show on UB Radio

      http://www.ubradio.net/djs/greg-sawyer-99?sort=7

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      • KinKyJ
        Platinum Poser
        • Jun 2004
        • 13438

        #4
        Re: Xmas Rules

        lack.blood.in.brain.all.gone.down.with.thought.of. cleavage







        homo

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        • AndyH
          Platinum Poster
          • May 2005
          • 1786

          #5
          Re: Xmas Rules

          He cant help it, hes a foreign..

          Not impressed by article. Yet more christmas bullshit if u ask me!
          [quote=lilsensa '] 'Who wants to sample size my ball sack?'

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          • KinKyJ
            Platinum Poser
            • Jun 2004
            • 13438

            #6
            Re: Xmas Rules

            a "forgeign"? what's your excuse Andy?

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            • AndyH
              Platinum Poster
              • May 2005
              • 1786

              #7
              Re: Xmas Rules

              Originally posted by KinKyJ
              a "forgeign"? what's your excuse Andy?
              Excuse for what mate?
              [quote=lilsensa '] 'Who wants to sample size my ball sack?'

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              • KinKyJ
                Platinum Poser
                • Jun 2004
                • 13438

                #8
                Re: Xmas Rules

                nuttin' *pat pat*

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                • AndyH
                  Platinum Poster
                  • May 2005
                  • 1786

                  #9
                  Re: Xmas Rules

                  I dont get it..?
                  [quote=lilsensa '] 'Who wants to sample size my ball sack?'

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                  • rainman
                    Platinum Poster
                    • Dec 2005
                    • 1869

                    #10
                    Re: Xmas Rules

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                    • KinKyJ
                      Platinum Poser
                      • Jun 2004
                      • 13438

                      #11
                      Re: Xmas Rules

                      Originally posted by AndyH
                      I dont get it..?
                      fugged bout eet, iz mee, miggey, miggey bloo

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