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  • hulkhuss
    Are you Kidding me??
    • Jun 2004
    • 3699

    Home Depot Scam

    Subject: Home Depot Scam


    A "heads up" for men who may be regular Home Depot customers. Over the
    last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply
    going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be
    naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you!!! Here's how the scam
    works:


    Two seriously good-looking 20-21 year-old girls come over to
    your car as you are packing your shopping into the trunk. They both
    start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts
    almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look.


    When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say "No" and instead ask
    you for a ride to another Home Depot or Lowe's. ; ; ; ; You agree and they
    get in the back seat. On the way, they start having sex with each other.
    Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral sex on
    you, while the other one steals your wallet.



    I had my wallet stolen September 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th,
    20th, & 24th. Also October 1st, 3rd, twice on the 7th, three times just
    yesterday and very likely again this upcoming weekend.






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  • day_for_night
    Are you Kidding me??
    • Jun 2004
    • 4127

    #2
    Re: Home Depot Scam

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    • thesightless
      Someone will marry me. Hell Yeah!
      • Jun 2004
      • 13567

      #3
      Re: Home Depot Scam

      hahahahahahaha


      thats really good..
      your life is an occasion, rise to it.

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      • threehills
        I heart Lollergirl
        • Jun 2005
        • 3641

        #4
        Re: Home Depot Scam

        That was a good laugh.
        It's never too late to become the person you always thought you would be.

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        • Lorn
          Looking for a title!
          • Sep 2004
          • 5826

          #5
          Re: Home Depot Scam

          Funny as hell.

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          • rainman
            Platinum Poster
            • Dec 2005
            • 1869

            #6
            Re: Home Depot Scam

            pretty funny

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            • res0nat0r
              Someone MARRY ME!! LOL
              • May 2006
              • 14475

              #7
              Re: Home Depot Scam

              great one...

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              • Miroslav
                WHOA I can change this!1!
                • Apr 2006
                • 4122

                #8
                Re: Home Depot Scam

                lol... I'm going to Home Depot right away.
                mixes: www.waxdj.com/miroslav

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                • MusicJatt
                  Platinum Poster
                  • Aug 2004
                  • 1371

                  #9
                  Re: Home Depot Scam

                  that's so jatt, awesome

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                  • speciale
                    Are you Kidding me??
                    • Dec 2005
                    • 3728

                    #10
                    Re: Home Depot Scam

                    oldy but definitely a goodie
                    Originally posted by Miroslav
                    It's not like he grabbed his balls and sucked his dick. It's not like he gave the Saudis the original copy of the Constitution to use as toilet paper. It's not like he gave away the secret recipe to the Colonel's chicken. .
                    No Soup for You

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